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    How do I tell the person in work how I really feel

    • 27-06-2012 04:05PM
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      nbar12
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      Hey so I started this new job of mine about 9 months ago and I've fallen in love with this really cute guy who sits opposite me. He is also winking at me, well I think he is but it might be a twitch. I think it's a German thing for guys to twitch (didier hamann). I'm pretty sure he likes me too but I'm kind of shy so I dont usually talk to him. Somebody please help me because I dont want to lose him before its too late :o
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    • #2
      cocoshovel
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      Carefull, he might not be gay so you have to ask around the office first.


    • #3
      Stiffler2
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      nbar12 wrote: »
      Hey so I started this new job of mine about 9 months ago and I've fallen in love with this really cute guy who sits opposite me. He is also winking at me, well I think he is but it might be a twitch. I think it's a German thing for guys to twitch (didier hamann). I'm pretty sure he likes me too but I'm kind of shy so I dont usually talk to him. Somebody please help me because I dont want to lose him before its too late :o

      Have you ever watched harcore german porn, if not have a quick looksy at what they're into.
      If you feel comfortable performing these acts then PM me..


    • #4
      chin_grin
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      Sh!t on his desk...oh wait....you want the complete opposite...


    • #5
      AnonoBoy
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      Interpretive dance.

      It never fails.


    • #6
      nbar12
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      cocoshovel wrote: »
      Carefull, he might not be gay so you have to ask around the office first.

      Oh i'm not gay, i'm bisexual... :confused:


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    • #7
      chin_grin
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      nbar12 wrote: »
      Oh i'm not gay, i'm bisexual... :confused:

      The 21st century word for "attention seeking". :pac:


    • #8
      Roger Sterling
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      Steal his wallet and cut the heads off anyone that he has a photo of in it and stick a picture of you in their place.

      Putty in your hands.


    • #9
      augustus gloop
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      why is it in AH in a new thread everyone breaks their necks in with what they deem to be a witty retort?? 90% of the stuff is crap


    • #10
      bren2001
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      On a work night out just go for the kiss, what can go wrong?


    • #11
      Roger Sterling
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      augustus gloop wrote: »
      why is it in AH in a new thread everyone breaks their necks in with what they deem to be a witty retort?? 90% of the stuff is crap

      /spots username.

      You don't happen to have a twitchy eye by any chance?


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    • #12
      chin_grin
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      augustus gloop wrote: »
      why is it in AH in a new thread everyone breaks their necks in with what they deem to be a witty retort?? 90% of the stuff is crap

      Hi, you must be new here....And there's the door. :pac:


    • #13
      nbar12
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      augustus gloop wrote: »
      why is it in AH in a new thread everyone breaks their necks in with what they deem to be a witty retort?? 90% of the stuff is crap

      as you can see i'm new to boards so I dont actually know how to find similar threads. I'm sorry if I have caused you sleepless nights but this is a genuine problem I am facing at the moment. :(


    • #14
      3ndahalfof6
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      do you have a photocopier close by.


    • #15
      Big Nasty
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      augustus gloop wrote: »
      why is it in AH in a new thread everyone breaks their necks in with what they deem to be a witty retort?? 90% of the stuff is crap

      AH Thread = OP > 2 pages puns / witty retort > 4 pages of genuine answers > 27 (average) pages of 2/3 people arguing while everyone else moves on to a new thread.


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      augustus gloop
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      chin_grin wrote: »
      Hi, you must be new here....And there's the door. :pac:

      oh how wonderfully witty, i take it all back


    • #17
      Blondini
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      a/s/l ?


    • #18
      nbar12
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      bren2001 wrote: »
      On a work night out just go for the kiss, what can go wrong?

      Hi,

      Yeah that sounds like a great idea. The social committee have asked me to join them. Do you think they would be up for a night out in the George or is that too obvious!?


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      jester77
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      Sorry, ich möchte dich nicht dumm anmachen, aber was machst du heute abend? Ich hätte lust auf Wurst.


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      shopaholic01
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      MCMLXXV wrote: »
      AH Thread = OP > 2 pages puns / witty retort > 4 pages of genuine answers > 27 (average) pages of 2/3 people arguing while everyone else moves on to a new thread.

      You're clearly not new here :D. Good synopsis!


    • #21
      Ficheall
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      AnonoBoy wrote: »
      Interpretive dance.

      It never fails.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5beGShMu_w

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhFkFXFr7NM


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    • #22
      chin_grin
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      augustus gloop wrote: »
      gobsh*te

      oh how wonderfully witty, i take it all back

      Oh you and your ninja edits!


    • #23
      Nothingbetter2d
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      nbar12 wrote: »
      Hey so I started this new job of mine about 9 months ago and I've fallen in love with this really cute guy who sits opposite me. He is also winking at me, well I think he is but it might be a twitch. I think it's a German thing for guys to twitch (didier hamann). I'm pretty sure he likes me too but I'm kind of shy so I dont usually talk to him. Somebody please help me because I dont want to lose him before its too late :o

      ask him if he fancies a drink after work... if he accepts he likes ya if he doesnt then he is gay or not interested.


    • #24
      crazygeryy
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      augustus gloop wrote: »
      why is it in AH in a new thread everyone breaks their necks in with what they deem to be a witty retort?? 90% of the stuff is crap

      Like the hilarity of your username is it?


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      nbar12
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      Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
      ask him if he fancies a drink after work... if he accepts he likes ya if he doesnt then he is gay or not interested.

      I *think* he's gay. He always wears a bit of pink everyday.


    • #26
      CUPimus
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      Invite him and a few others out for a drink, then when your both drinking just flirt like a mad man..... then go in for the kiss...

      sure if your both drunk they'll be no harm...

      however in my experience office dating is very messy!!


    • #27
      ejmaztec
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      augustus gloop wrote: »
      why is it in AH in a new thread everyone breaks their necks in with what they deem to be a witty retort?? 90% of the stuff is crap

      Never mind, you'll get better as time goes by.:(


    • #28
      shopaholic01
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      nbar12 wrote: »
      I *think* he's gay. He always wears a bit of pink everyday.

      He could be a metrosexual.

      Office romances are never a good idea - if it goes horribly wrong you still have to sit accross from him every day.


    • #29
      Sindri
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      Drop your pen or pencil beside his desk and when you bend over to pick it up if he sodomizes you that means he likes you.


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      davet82
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      MCMLXXV wrote: »
      AH Thread = OP > 2 pages puns / witty retort > 4 pages of genuine answers > 27 (average) pages of 2/3 people arguing while everyone else moves on to a new thread.

      :pac: is AH Thread in the dictionary?


      bravo btw! :)


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    • #31
      Easy Rod
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      Offer him an Oreo and check his response.


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