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How do I tell the person in work how I really feel

  • 27-06-2012 04:05PM
    #1
    nbar12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭nbar12


    Hey so I started this new job of mine about 9 months ago and I've fallen in love with this really cute guy who sits opposite me. He is also winking at me, well I think he is but it might be a twitch. I think it's a German thing for guys to twitch (didier hamann). I'm pretty sure he likes me too but I'm kind of shy so I dont usually talk to him. Somebody please help me because I dont want to lose him before its too late :o
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  • #2
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,036 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Carefull, he might not be gay so you have to ask around the office first.


  • #3
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    nbar12 wrote: »
    Hey so I started this new job of mine about 9 months ago and I've fallen in love with this really cute guy who sits opposite me. He is also winking at me, well I think he is but it might be a twitch. I think it's a German thing for guys to twitch (didier hamann). I'm pretty sure he likes me too but I'm kind of shy so I dont usually talk to him. Somebody please help me because I dont want to lose him before its too late :o

    Have you ever watched harcore german porn, if not have a quick looksy at what they're into.
    If you feel comfortable performing these acts then PM me..


  • #4
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Sh!t on his desk...oh wait....you want the complete opposite...


  • #5
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Interpretive dance.

    It never fails.


  • #6
    nbar12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭nbar12


    cocoshovel wrote: »
    Carefull, he might not be gay so you have to ask around the office first.

    Oh i'm not gay, i'm bisexual... :confused:


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  • #7
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    nbar12 wrote: »
    Oh i'm not gay, i'm bisexual... :confused:

    The 21st century word for "attention seeking". :pac:


  • #8
    Roger Sterling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 978 ✭✭✭Roger Sterling


    Steal his wallet and cut the heads off anyone that he has a photo of in it and stick a picture of you in their place.

    Putty in your hands.


  • #9
    augustus gloop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 810 ✭✭✭augustus gloop


    why is it in AH in a new thread everyone breaks their necks in with what they deem to be a witty retort?? 90% of the stuff is crap


  • #10
    bren2001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,681 ✭✭✭bren2001


    On a work night out just go for the kiss, what can go wrong?


  • #11
    Roger Sterling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 978 ✭✭✭Roger Sterling


    augustus gloop wrote: »
    why is it in AH in a new thread everyone breaks their necks in with what they deem to be a witty retort?? 90% of the stuff is crap

    /spots username.

    You don't happen to have a twitchy eye by any chance?


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  • #12
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    augustus gloop wrote: »
    why is it in AH in a new thread everyone breaks their necks in with what they deem to be a witty retort?? 90% of the stuff is crap

    Hi, you must be new here....And there's the door. :pac:


  • #13
    nbar12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭nbar12


    augustus gloop wrote: »
    why is it in AH in a new thread everyone breaks their necks in with what they deem to be a witty retort?? 90% of the stuff is crap

    as you can see i'm new to boards so I dont actually know how to find similar threads. I'm sorry if I have caused you sleepless nights but this is a genuine problem I am facing at the moment. :(


  • #14
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    do you have a photocopier close by.


  • #15
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,066 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    augustus gloop wrote: »
    why is it in AH in a new thread everyone breaks their necks in with what they deem to be a witty retort?? 90% of the stuff is crap

    AH Thread = OP > 2 pages puns / witty retort > 4 pages of genuine answers > 27 (average) pages of 2/3 people arguing while everyone else moves on to a new thread.


  • #16
    augustus gloop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 810 ✭✭✭augustus gloop


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Hi, you must be new here....And there's the door. :pac:

    oh how wonderfully witty, i take it all back


  • #17
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    a/s/l ?


  • #18
    nbar12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭nbar12


    bren2001 wrote: »
    On a work night out just go for the kiss, what can go wrong?

    Hi,

    Yeah that sounds like a great idea. The social committee have asked me to join them. Do you think they would be up for a night out in the George or is that too obvious!?


  • #19
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Sorry, ich möchte dich nicht dumm anmachen, aber was machst du heute abend? Ich hätte lust auf Wurst.


  • #20
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    AH Thread = OP > 2 pages puns / witty retort > 4 pages of genuine answers > 27 (average) pages of 2/3 people arguing while everyone else moves on to a new thread.

    You're clearly not new here :D. Good synopsis!


  • #21
    Ficheall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,053 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Interpretive dance.

    It never fails.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5beGShMu_w

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhFkFXFr7NM


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  • #22
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    augustus gloop wrote: »
    gobsh*te

    oh how wonderfully witty, i take it all back

    Oh you and your ninja edits!


  • #23
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    nbar12 wrote: »
    Hey so I started this new job of mine about 9 months ago and I've fallen in love with this really cute guy who sits opposite me. He is also winking at me, well I think he is but it might be a twitch. I think it's a German thing for guys to twitch (didier hamann). I'm pretty sure he likes me too but I'm kind of shy so I dont usually talk to him. Somebody please help me because I dont want to lose him before its too late :o

    ask him if he fancies a drink after work... if he accepts he likes ya if he doesnt then he is gay or not interested.


  • #24
    crazygeryy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭crazygeryy


    augustus gloop wrote: »
    why is it in AH in a new thread everyone breaks their necks in with what they deem to be a witty retort?? 90% of the stuff is crap

    Like the hilarity of your username is it?


  • #25
    nbar12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭nbar12


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    ask him if he fancies a drink after work... if he accepts he likes ya if he doesnt then he is gay or not interested.

    I *think* he's gay. He always wears a bit of pink everyday.


  • #26
    CUPimus
    Site Banned Posts: 152 ✭✭CUPimus


    Invite him and a few others out for a drink, then when your both drinking just flirt like a mad man..... then go in for the kiss...

    sure if your both drunk they'll be no harm...

    however in my experience office dating is very messy!!


  • #27
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,293 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    augustus gloop wrote: »
    why is it in AH in a new thread everyone breaks their necks in with what they deem to be a witty retort?? 90% of the stuff is crap

    Never mind, you'll get better as time goes by.:(


  • #28
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    nbar12 wrote: »
    I *think* he's gay. He always wears a bit of pink everyday.

    He could be a metrosexual.

    Office romances are never a good idea - if it goes horribly wrong you still have to sit accross from him every day.


  • #29
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Drop your pen or pencil beside his desk and when you bend over to pick it up if he sodomizes you that means he likes you.


  • #30
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    AH Thread = OP > 2 pages puns / witty retort > 4 pages of genuine answers > 27 (average) pages of 2/3 people arguing while everyone else moves on to a new thread.

    :pac: is AH Thread in the dictionary?


    bravo btw! :)


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  • #31
    Easy Rod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭Easy Rod


    Offer him an Oreo and check his response.


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