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Strangest thing your partner has said during sex

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  • #62
    meoklmrk91
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭meoklmrk91


    Jammy Donut wrote: »
    I'm still on my period, while going red faced.


    Yeah I soldiered on 8)

    Soldiered on?, you earned your red wings so :p


  • #63
    FreddysFace
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 62 ✭✭FreddysFace


    samapple789 wrote: »
    Why are you rapeing me !!!!

    Lose the e and you got a felony


  • #64
    sponge_bob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 665 ✭✭✭sponge_bob


    them curtains are rotten with the dirt:eek:


  • #65
    SafeSurfer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,182 ✭✭✭SafeSurfer


    "Is your wife coming to the parent teacher meeting?"


    complete mood killer.

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



  • #66
    Paulie Gualtieri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 420 ✭✭Paulie Gualtieri


    Coal1978 wrote: »
    What is the weirdest thing your partner has said during sex?
    We all know about the blurted out I LOVE YOU, that means nothing...... Any others?

    father flannigan is that you ? ;)


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  • #67
    skyhighflyer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,147 ✭✭✭skyhighflyer


    "Oh, [skyhighflyer], you've got a great little cock!" :cool:

    I was happy because her breathlesness and moaning said I was doing the job right, less so because she implied that this was despite my having a small cock :(


  • #68
    Varied
    Closed Accounts Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Varied


    "I'M GIVING YOU A RAISE"

    /George Costanza.


  • #69
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    "uhf!!"

    "gerroff!!"

    "it ain't hip-hop G!!"


  • #70
    mr biazzi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 287 ✭✭mr biazzi


    Come in my ass.


  • #71
    Jimdagym
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,844 ✭✭✭Jimdagym


    FloatingVoter wrote: »
    "will you be done soon....I need to take a ****e."

    Moodkiller.
    Jammy Donut wrote: »
    I'm still on my period, while going red faced.


    Yeah I soldiered on 8)

    Absolutely fantastic usernames for those two comments.


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  • #72
    Witchie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    "why is a man smarter during sex.............he's plugged into a genius"*




    * this may or may not have been said by me during sex.


  • #73
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Fúcked if I know, she groans like crazy.


  • #74
    toexpress
    Closed Accounts Posts: 853 ✭✭✭toexpress


    I've been known to say

    "Go ahead just try to not to wake me"


  • #75
    livinsane
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,090 ✭✭✭livinsane


    Coal1978 wrote: »
    Sorry, I'm having trouble pushing it in, your muff hair is too thick

    Your díck is in my slipper :pac:


  • #76
    leeroybrown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,562 ✭✭✭leeroybrown


    Her: "You're really quiet when you cum"

    Me: "It's because of my time in the priesthood"

    Nothing beats the change in expression on a girl's face and sudden tension in her body when you use that joke. :D


  • #77
    Crooked Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,679 ✭✭✭Crooked Jack


    WHO ARE YOU???

    Not in a rapey way, I was just doing better than usual.


  • #78
    BackScrub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 353 ✭✭BackScrub


    Do you think your brother would do me?


  • #79
    Cassidy28
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Cassidy28


    Turn left into the right hand corner :eek:


  • #80
    CruelCoin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,463 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    Well for me it was my ex saying "come to bed".

    That was so ****ing rare.....


  • #81
    Feisar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,033 ✭✭✭Feisar


    "Choke me"

    Eh no, we're both roaring drunk and I don't know you.

    First they came for the socialists...



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  • #82
    Feisar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,033 ✭✭✭Feisar


    "Are you ready for this emotionally"

    First they came for the socialists...



  • #83
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    zerks wrote: »
    That'd be the yeast infection she had:pac:

    lol eggs, yeast, + sex i bet she had a bun in the oven after that alright ;) Christopher Robin perhaps?


  • #84
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    "Wheeee!"


  • #85
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    'ill be walking like john wayne after you'


  • #86
    jaffacakesyum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭jaffacakesyum


    "Your boobs are really...strong"

    Ehh thanks :confused: :P

    English wasn't her first language so I just smiled and kept going haha.


  • #87
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    jaffacakesyum wrote: »
    "Your boobs are really...strong"

    Ehh thanks :confused: :P

    English wasn't her first language so I just smiled and kept going haha.


    Lesbians??? Just....erm....wondering.


  • #88
    jaffacakesyum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭jaffacakesyum


    I Heart Internet wrote: »
    Lesbians??? Just....erm....wondering.

    I'm bisexual, dunno what she identifies as.


  • #89
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    jaffacakesyum wrote: »
    I'm bisexual, dunno what she identifies as.
    I don't think he really cares about what she identifies herself as, just as long as you're female and he can continue with the mental images of some scissoring.


  • #90
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    jaffacakesyum wrote: »
    I'm bisexual, dunno what she identifies as.

    Thought she might have meant pecs.

    Everyone knows a wimmin's boob feels like "a bag of sand":cool:


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  • #91
    northernpower
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 198 ✭✭northernpower


    Feisar wrote: »
    "Choke me"

    Eh no, we're both roaring drunk and I don't know you.

    That takes me back, had a girl ask for the same while i was at her from behind ( i didn't by the way)

    Then she told me i could punch her in the back of the head and i burst out laughing.

    (Maybe she knew she was in the process of giving me chlamydia and felt bad)


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