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Strangest thing your partner has said during sex

Coal1978

What is the weirdest thing your partner has said during sex?
We all know about the blurted out I LOVE YOU, that means nothing...... Any others?

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meoklmrk91

Jammy Donut wrote: »

I'm still on my period, while going red faced.

Yeah I soldiered on 8)

Soldiered on?, you earned your red wings so

FreddysFace

samapple789 wrote: »

Why are you rapeing me !!!!

Lose the e and you got a felony

sponge_bob

them curtains are rotten with the dirt:eek:

SafeSurfer

"Is your wife coming to the parent teacher meeting?"

complete mood killer.

Paulie Gualtieri

Coal1978 wrote: »

What is the weirdest thing your partner has said during sex?
We all know about the blurted out I LOVE YOU, that means nothing...... Any others?

father flannigan is that you ?

skyhighflyer

"Oh, [skyhighflyer], you've got a great little cock!" :cool:

I was happy because her breathlesness and moaning said I was doing the job right, less so because she implied that this was despite my having a small cock

Varied

"I'M GIVING YOU A RAISE"

/George Costanza.

LH Pathe

"uhf!!"

"gerroff!!"

"it ain't hip-hop G!!"

mr biazzi

Come in my ass.

Jimdagym

FloatingVoter wrote: »

"will you be done soon....I need to take a ****e."

Moodkiller.

Jammy Donut wrote: »

I'm still on my period, while going red faced.

Yeah I soldiered on 8)

Absolutely fantastic usernames for those two comments.

Witchie

"why is a man smarter during sex.............he's plugged into a genius"*

* this may or may not have been said by me during sex.

Dravokivich

Fúcked if I know, she groans like crazy.

toexpress

I've been known to say

"Go ahead just try to not to wake me"

livinsane

Coal1978 wrote: »

Sorry, I'm having trouble pushing it in, your muff hair is too thick

Your díck is in my slipper :pac:

leeroybrown

Her: "You're really quiet when you cum"

Me: "It's because of my time in the priesthood"

Nothing beats the change in expression on a girl's face and sudden tension in her body when you use that joke.

Crooked Jack

WHO ARE YOU???

Not in a rapey way, I was just doing better than usual.

BackScrub

Do you think your brother would do me?

Cassidy28

Turn left into the right hand corner :eek:

CruelCoin

Well for me it was my ex saying "come to bed".

That was so ****ing rare.....

Feisar

"Choke me"

Eh no, we're both roaring drunk and I don't know you.

Feisar

"Are you ready for this emotionally"

Nothingbetter2d

zerks wrote: »

That'd be the yeast infection she had:pac:

lol eggs, yeast, + sex i bet she had a bun in the oven after that alright

Christopher Robin perhaps?

Sarky

"Wheeee!"

admiralofthefleet

'ill be walking like john wayne after you'

jaffacakesyum

"Your boobs are really...strong"

Ehh thanks

:P

English wasn't her first language so I just smiled and kept going haha.

I Heart Internet

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

"Your boobs are really...strong"

Ehh thanks :P

English wasn't her first language so I just smiled and kept going haha.

Lesbians??? Just....erm....wondering.

jaffacakesyum

I Heart Internet wrote: »

Lesbians??? Just....erm....wondering.

I'm bisexual, dunno what she identifies as.

smash

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

I'm bisexual, dunno what she identifies as.

I don't think he really cares about what she identifies herself as, just as long as you're female and he can continue with the mental images of some scissoring.

I Heart Internet

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

I'm bisexual, dunno what she identifies as.

Thought she might have meant pecs.

Everyone knows a wimmin's boob feels like "a bag of sand":cool:

northernpower

Feisar wrote: »

"Choke me"

Eh no, we're both roaring drunk and I don't know you.

That takes me back, had a girl ask for the same while i was at her from behind ( i didn't by the way)

Then she told me i could punch her in the back of the head and i burst out laughing.

(Maybe she knew she was in the process of giving me chlamydia and felt bad)