Strangest thing your partner has said during sex

Coal1978 · 13-05-2012 4:56pm #1

What is the weirdest thing your partner has said during sex?
We all know about the blurted out I LOVE YOU, that means nothing...... Any others?

MickySticks · 13-05-2012 4:57pm

"the ceiling needs painting"

Fenian Army · 13-05-2012 4:57pm

"I'm going to bake you a cake"

And she did. Very random, but was tasty

ntlbell · 13-05-2012 4:58pm

"one thousand and forty four.....One thou..."

Colmo52 · 13-05-2012 4:58pm

Stop it dad

Cassidy28 · 13-05-2012 4:58pm

"Jesus you're ***k is massive"

gdavis · 13-05-2012 4:59pm

"who the f#ck are you"!!

TeddyTedson · 13-05-2012 4:59pm

"I love you" :eek:

BeerWolf · 13-05-2012 5:00pm

Cassidy28 wrote: »

"Jesus you're ***k is massive"

Strange, cause it isn't?

golden lane · 13-05-2012 5:00pm

wow!!!!!!

Coal1978 · 13-05-2012 5:03pm

Sorry, I'm having trouble pushing it in, your muff hair is too thick

MrShine · 13-05-2012 5:03pm

"Stop being a turtle and get back to it!".

In her defense, I was making turtle sex noises.

bbam · 13-05-2012 5:04pm

Where did you learn that !

lookitsme · 13-05-2012 5:06pm

THANKS BRIAN

WHO THE HELL IS BRIAN

Cantona's Collars · 13-05-2012 5:07pm

Fenian Army wrote: »

"I'm going to bake you a cake"

And she did. Very random, but was tasty

That'd be the yeast infection she had:pac:

lookitsme · 13-05-2012 5:07pm

NO its not in yet

fergpie · 13-05-2012 5:08pm

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh un-be-lievable :pac:

lookitsme · 13-05-2012 5:08pm

zerks wrote: »

That'd be the yeast infection she had:pac:

trush cake

13-05-2012 5:09pm

Second hole from the back, please.

Scioch · 13-05-2012 5:12pm

"Sorry about that

"

"Sorry about what? "

"Never mind"

I neither seen, heard, smelt or felt anything but she seemed mortified and refused to tell me why. To this day its still a mystery.

gdavis · 13-05-2012 5:15pm

lob it in there boss and none of ur fancy business

Gaunty · 13-05-2012 5:16pm

"You looked like someone who had a small penis to me before we went to bed, i'm surprised"

Didn't know whether to take it as a compliment or insult!

gdavis · 13-05-2012 5:17pm

"have u any cucumbers in the fridge"

Sky King · 13-05-2012 5:30pm

"Schrödinger's cat is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, devised by Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger in 1935. It illustrates what he saw as the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics applied to everyday objects"

Gummy Panda · 13-05-2012 5:30pm

"you are crushing me"

Crushinator just wants to be loved

Doodoo · 13-05-2012 5:34pm

Quick, get a towel!

IM0 · 13-05-2012 5:34pm

LordSmeg wrote: »

"Sorry about that "

"Sorry about what? "

"Never mind"

I neither seen, heard, smelt or felt anything but she seemed mortified and refused to tell me why. To this day its still a mystery.

fanny fart or sneaky finger