Strangest thing your partner has said during sex

lookitsme · 13-05-2012 06:41PM

oh your father did that to me too, your so alike

Umpalumpa · 13-05-2012 06:41PM

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

I said no but had to do it with the lights on

2 stroke · 13-05-2012 06:48PM

"Baa"

Coal1978 · 13-05-2012 06:55PM

Optilase special offer, scorch one eye get the other free!

CavanCrew · 13-05-2012 06:58PM

" are you awake?? "

Daveysil15 · 13-05-2012 07:03PM

What do you fancy for your dinner tomorrow!

OneArt · 13-05-2012 07:18PM

"What do you mean you don't like rim jobs?"

You're not kissing me with that filthy mouth.

And I wonder why I'm asexual.

Royal Irish · 13-05-2012 07:20PM

I have this one in the bag.

I was in Bangkok a fortnight ago and a Thai "lady" said to me "can I **** you now" lol

dr strangelove · 13-05-2012 07:21PM

You really remind me of my son

stimpson · 13-05-2012 07:31PM

"Baaaaaaa"

Gummy Panda · 13-05-2012 07:49PM

Royal Irish wrote: »

I have this one in the bag.

I was in Bangkok a fortnight ago and a Thai "lady" said to me "can I **** you now" lol

Did you let her?

Redlion · 13-05-2012 07:53PM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Did you let her him?

Appropriately changed...

Mr Benevolent · 13-05-2012 07:57PM

'Hang on, I can taste blood!'

BillyMitchel · 13-05-2012 07:59PM

I'm sorry I'm **** at this I don't do it often said a 33 year old woman as she tried to give me a handjob. She was correct.

Royal Irish · 13-05-2012 08:15PM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Did you let her?

I did, and it turned out to be a big mistake, approximately a babies arm sized mistake resulting in a limp the following day

holystungun9 · 13-05-2012 08:15PM

Posh birds say, 'I'm arriving, I'm arriving'.

alphanine · 13-05-2012 08:16PM

One hundred and eighty!!

xzanti · 13-05-2012 08:19PM

Is that you squeekin'

Doom · 13-05-2012 08:20PM

None of that fancy stuff now, just lob it into me!

Lionel Messy · 13-05-2012 08:20PM

"Keep going"

Lionel Messy · 13-05-2012 08:31PM

"I haven't been f.ucked like that since junior infants"

mattjack · 13-05-2012 08:35PM

'Hurry up, Mattjack will be back soon'

FloatingVoter · 13-05-2012 08:36PM

"will you be done soon....I need to take a ****e."

Moodkiller.

Cee-Jay-Cee · 13-05-2012 11:22PM

I'd be more fúcked if i ran up and down the stairs twice.

ArtSmart · 13-05-2012 11:33PM

fitty dollar please

(it's usually only forday)

yore · 13-05-2012 11:50PM

Coal1978 wrote: »

What is the weirdest thing your partner has said during sex?
We all know about the blurted out I LOVE YOU, that means nothing...... Any others?

Some oul' wan once said to me "Hurry up, my son will be finished on the computer soon.....he spends all feckin day on that yoke. He needs to grow up...what sort of name is Coal1978 for a grown man anyways"

Jammy Donut · 13-05-2012 11:58PM

I'm still on my period, while going red faced.

Yeah I soldiered on 8)

FreddysFace · 14-05-2012 12:00AM

you like that don't you. welcome to the candy store

FreddysFace · 14-05-2012 12:01AM

Jammy Donut wrote: »

I'm still on my period, while going red faced.

Yeah I soldiered on 8)

eugh

TrustedApple · 14-05-2012 12:09AM

Why are you rapeing me !!!!

Strangest thing your partner has said during sex

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