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Strangest thing your partner has said during sex

Coal1978

What is the weirdest thing your partner has said during sex?
We all know about the blurted out I LOVE YOU, that means nothing...... Any others?

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lookitsme

oh your father did that to me too, your so alike

Umpalumpa

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

I said no but had to do it with the lights on

2 stroke

"Baa"

Coal1978

Optilase special offer, scorch one eye get the other free!

CavanCrew

" are you awake?? "

Daveysil15

What do you fancy for your dinner tomorrow!

OneArt

"What do you mean you don't like rim jobs?"

You're not kissing me with that filthy mouth.

And I wonder why I'm asexual.

Royal Irish

I have this one in the bag.

I was in Bangkok a fortnight ago and a Thai "lady" said to me "can I **** you now" lol

dr strangelove

You really remind me of my son

stimpson

"Baaaaaaa"

Gummy Panda

Royal Irish wrote: »

I have this one in the bag.

I was in Bangkok a fortnight ago and a Thai "lady" said to me "can I **** you now" lol

Did you let her?

Redlion

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Did you let her him?

Appropriately changed...

Mr Benevolent

'Hang on, I can taste blood!'

BillyMitchel

I'm sorry I'm **** at this I don't do it often said a 33 year old woman as she tried to give me a handjob. She was correct.

Royal Irish

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Did you let her?

I did, and it turned out to be a big mistake, approximately a babies arm sized mistake resulting in a limp the following day

holystungun9

Posh birds say, 'I'm arriving, I'm arriving'.

alphanine

One hundred and eighty!!

xzanti

Is that you squeekin'

Doom

None of that fancy stuff now, just lob it into me!

Lionel Messy

"Keep going"

Lionel Messy

"I haven't been f.ucked like that since junior infants"

mattjack

'Hurry up, Mattjack will be back soon'

FloatingVoter

"will you be done soon....I need to take a ****e."

Moodkiller.

Cee-Jay-Cee

I'd be more fúcked if i ran up and down the stairs twice.

ArtSmart

fitty dollar please

(it's usually only forday)

yore

Coal1978 wrote: »

What is the weirdest thing your partner has said during sex?
We all know about the blurted out I LOVE YOU, that means nothing...... Any others?

Some oul' wan once said to me "Hurry up, my son will be finished on the computer soon.....he spends all feckin day on that yoke. He needs to grow up...what sort of name is Coal1978 for a grown man anyways"

Jammy Donut

I'm still on my period, while going red faced.

Yeah I soldiered on 8)

FreddysFace

you like that don't you. welcome to the candy store

FreddysFace

Jammy Donut wrote: »

I'm still on my period, while going red faced.

Yeah I soldiered on 8)

eugh

TrustedApple

Why are you rapeing me !!!!