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Farming Chit Chat

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭redzerologhlen


    leg wax wrote: »
    After spending the last 5 hours walking looking for a cow that's gone missing calving and no sign of her, I'm fit to crack up now!!
    well get back out there and keep walking:D,nothing worse when you know what she is at, fingers crossed its a bull.
    Spent another few hours looking for her there, no good :( I hope to Jesus she has appeared out in the morning with a calf running after her. I had her in a 20 acre field in front of the house so she would be handy to watch but she must have broke out, it's like she has disappeared off the face of the earth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    Spent another few hours looking for her there, no good :( I hope to Jesus she has appeared out in the morning with a calf running after her. I had her in a 20 acre field in front of the house so she would be handy to watch but she must have broke out, it's like she has disappeared off the face of the earth.

    I used never bother walking around looking for calving cows if if didnt find them within the first 30mins. Sure she probably doesnt need a any help and gone away to calve and then a bit of piece and quite.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,964 Mod ✭✭✭✭blue5000


    Hope you didn't tie her to a railway sleeper:D

    If the seat's wet, sit on yer hat, a cool head is better than a wet ar5e.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,552 ✭✭✭pakalasa


    It's looking for the day old calf in a field of rushes, that I find gas. You know they're there, but you still want to find them. That was way back when we had a lot of rushes, of course...:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭redzerologhlen


    I'd sleep better if I had her seen, there's always tomorrow sure!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,271 ✭✭✭✭johngalway


    blue5000 wrote: »
    Hope you didn't tie her to a railway sleeper:D

    That'd just be careless, with the amount of caber tossing going on now-a-days :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,408 ✭✭✭bbam


    pakalasa wrote: »
    It's looking for the day old calf in a field of rushes, that I find gas. You know they're there, but you still want to find them. That was way back when we had a lot of rushes, of course...:)

    Few years ago we had a cow calve out in the field... No bother on her, and then a week later we found she had a second calf too :o:o

    We're working on the rushes now so no more surprises like that !!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭redzerologhlen


    After giving up on her for the day I did my few jobs and had to drop the sister out for the night. Was driving up the road and didnt I spot her 2 farms away with a calf sitting at her head. Did go down to see what she had because it was a long walk and getting dark but I will get a pic of the rap for ye tomorrow. At least I will be able to sleep tonight now.....after the other cow that is sick calves :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭redzerologhlen


    Ye might have been laughing at me saying to yerselves how did he lose a cow. You can see a meadow in the top right corner of the pic, thats where she was meant to be. I thought she had gone into the bushes behind our house in front of where I took the pic but she was actually gone off down past the house being built on the top left corner of the pic! C**t of a place!!!!!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Ye might have been laughing at me saying to yerselves how did he lose a cow. You can see a meadow in the top right corner of the pic, thats where she was meant to be. I thought she had gone into the bushes behind our house in front of where I took the pic but she was actually gone off down past the house being built on the top left corner of the pic! C**t of a place!!!!!

    She's not striped and called Wally by any chance?:rolleyes:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭redzerologhlen


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    She's not striped and called Wally by any chance?:rolleyes:

    Haha, not really no. I will have to get bells for the cows like they have in France!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭Bodacious


    Haha, not really no. I will have to get bells for the cows like they have in France!!

    Well, happy ending anyway that she calved away herself and he up and sucking.

    I had a cow that i bought calve last night too about 3am (missed good sat night out again) she was in calf to a charolais stock bull so i didnt know what to expect and so late in the year, and the man that sold her to me told me that "she was a youngs mans cow!!" so i thought she would be a handful but quiet as a mouse thank god, white leggy heifer calf


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭redzerologhlen


    Bodacious wrote: »
    Well, happy ending anyway that she calved away herself and he up and sucking.

    I had a cow that i bought calve last night too about 3am (missed good sat night out again) she was in calf to a charolais stock bull so i didnt know what to expect and so late in the year, and the man that sold her to me told me that "she was a youngs mans cow!!" so i thought she would be a handful but quiet as a mouse thank god, white leggy heifer calf

    Ya, I was up until half 4 with another cow calving too, I went out with the flashlamp and the calf was up and sucking by itself, didnt check to see if it was a bull or a heifer because her temperment is a bit questionable on a good day. At least you wont have a sick head this morning anyway ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Haha, not really no. I will have to get bells for the cows like they have in France!!

    Oh No!!! I spent 2 weeks travelling across France and we ended up next to cows w/ bells nearly every night:mad:
    Drove me absolutely daft to the effect that I slept in the car.:o


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    Feckin' clangy cows.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭redzerologhlen


    Kovu Murr wrote: »
    Oh No!!! I spent 2 weeks travelling across France and we ended up next to cows w/ bells nearly every night:mad:
    Drove me absolutely daft to the effect that I slept in the car.:o


    feckingclangingcows.jpg

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    Feckin' clangy cows.

    She actually looks a bit like the cow in the picture :D It would have saved me a lot of walking if she had one the rap!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    She actually looks a bit like the cow in the picture :D It would have saved me a lot of walking if she had one the rap!!

    I actually bought a cow bell as a souvenir!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    bbam wrote: »
    -1.5 here last night.
    Good white frost all round and had to leave car running to defrost. No sign of a burst of growth just yet. Madness!
    was at a hen party in dublin last night, at 1am the temp guage said 12 degrees, i was saying sure its not even that warm during the day


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,171 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    whelan1 wrote: »
    was at a hen party in dublin last night, at 1am the temp guage said 12 degrees, i was saying sure its not even that warm during the day

    Ah that gauge must be broken :D Or it could be the oul beer goggles! ;-)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,408 ✭✭✭bbam


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,408 ✭✭✭bbam


    whelan1 wrote: »
    was at a hen party in dublin last night, at 1am the temp guage said 12 degrees, i was saying sure its not even that warm during the day

    Maybe ithe heat was off the hot hens?
    Any late night photos so we could judge for ourselves ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,171 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    We were visiting friends near kilmurry, Clare. Spotted a fine herd of dairy cows around kilkishin. Would this be the farm the chinese lad visited, he was in Clare right?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭redzerologhlen


    Muckit wrote: »
    We were visiting friends near kilmurry, Clare. Spotted a fine herd of dairy cows around kilkishin. Would this be the farm the chinese lad visited, he was in Clare right?
    I think the farm he visited was on the newmarket sixmilebridge road muckit but could be wrong.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,171 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    oh and that mart in sixmilebridge, where do they keep it hidden, I couldn't find it out any road!:confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭redzerologhlen


    Muckit wrote: »
    oh and that mart in sixmilebridge, where do they keep it hidden, I couldn't find it out any road!:confused:
    Same road :D from kilmurry Go down the road by the church, turn left at the end of that road and the Mart is a few hundred yards over on your left. If you want to turn right at the end of that road you can look in over the wall to see what the better farmers are unto ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,171 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    Same road :D from kilmurry Go down the road by the church, turn left at the end of that road and the Mart is a few hundred yards over on your left. If you want to turn right at the end of that road you can look in over the wall to see what the better farmers are unto ;)

    So is the mart nearer Kilmurry? I think I came the way you said! I came down a hill into sixmilebridge. Was there an engineering place on the left??:confused: Don't tell me I passed mart and didn't spot it! :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    bbam wrote: »
    Maybe ithe heat was off the hot hens?
    Any late night photos so we could judge for ourselves ;)
    i went home early:o deffo 12 degrees on the clock thingy... there was 1 person there giving out about farmers :cool: i kept quiet for a few minutes and then let her know that i a a farmer:P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭redzerologhlen


    Muckit wrote: »
    Same road :D from kilmurry Go down the road by the church, turn left at the end of that road and the Mart is a few hundred yards over on your left. If you want to turn right at the end of that road you can look in over the wall to see what the better farmers are unto ;)

    So is the mart nearer Kilmurry? I think I came the way you said! I came down a hill into sixmilebridge. Was there an engineering place on the left??:confused: Don't tell me I passed mart and didn't spot it! :rolleyes:
    No it still nearer to the bridge but from kilmurry it's the handiest way to go, I tried to go out that way from the bridge myself a few months ago and ended up in Shannon!! Im not used to coming from that side. I would doubt that is the road you came though but if you happen to be in kilmurry again it's the easiest way to find it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,408 ✭✭✭bbam


    whelan1 wrote: »
    i went home early:o deffo 12 degrees on the clock thingy... there was 1 person there giving out about farmers :cool: i kept quiet for a few minutes and then let her know that i a a farmer:P

    Usual story. Most of them moaning don't know a farmer or anything about farming life.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭redzerologhlen


    Here is the culprit, she came back by herself but she has the calf hidden, an awful rap she is!!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    Here is the culprit, she came back by herself but she has the calf hidden, an awful rap she is!!

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    HAVE TO LAUGH AT THE SMUG HEAD ON HER:D


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