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Do you mind being teased by the opposite sex?

  • 04-05-2012 10:28PM
    #1
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭


    I don't mean nasty digs. I mean jokes that are gentle teasing at your sex,sexuality or gender.

    For instance, an ex of mine, who was probably more "masculine" than me, interrupting me while I was watching the football:

    "Get in here I'm horny."

    "Give us two seconds. I just want to watch the end of this game, and I'll make you a sammich."

    "Don't be long" *wagging finger*


    I didn't watch the end of the game.;):cool:


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  • #2
    Born to Die
    Closed Accounts Posts: 830 ✭✭✭Born to Die


    _ _ _ _ !!!!


  • #3
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Did you turn off the webcam?


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 45,738 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Had she a bigger lad than you?


  • #5
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    So in summary, am I bothered by women asking me to have sex with them?

    No, no I'm not.


  • #6
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,270 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Born to Die wrote: »
    Didn't realise you are gay

    Did you notice the word 'opposite' in the thread title?


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  • #7
    Born to Die
    Closed Accounts Posts: 830 ✭✭✭Born to Die


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    Did you notice the word 'opposite' in the thread title?

    Do you know, I did but it didn't register. What a stupid post it is.

    Please accept my humble apologies.


  • #8
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    if something comes of it, she built it up over a few months and when we finally got our hands on each other we distroyed each other :D


  • #9
    Fromthetrees
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    I like being teased by the opposite sex, it has made me feel warm and fuzzy the three times it's happened, I find giving them a good dose of dick generally cures the bores for a few days, I am so learned.


  • #10
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,639 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Love it.


  • #11
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    I prefer to do the teasing.


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  • #12
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    Love it.

    I bet ya do :pac:


  • #13
    AnnaVanilla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 174 ✭✭AnnaVanilla


    Was she Scandinavian by any chance? ;)


  • #14
    Uriel.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,058 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    Malteasers are the best at teasing


  • #15
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    rarnes1 wrote: »
    Had she a bigger lad than you?

    *thinks of her brothers and her ex*

    Actually, her second brother may be 5'11", I'm only 5'10". But the rest of them are short-arses.:pac:


  • #16
    token101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    Teasing is the road to the ride ;-)


  • #17
    walnut grove
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41 ✭walnut grove


    oh I prefer the "straight in no kissing" approach lol


  • #18
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    mackg wrote: »
    So in summary, am I bothered by women asking me to have sex with them?

    No, no I'm not.

    Demanding Mack. Demanding.

    So, in summary.

    No, no I'm not.


  • #19
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    *blows load*
    8============D~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~


  • #20
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,036 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    *blows load*
    8============D~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~

    All she did was look at you.


  • #21
    Born to Die
    Closed Accounts Posts: 830 ✭✭✭Born to Die


    ^^^^^^
    I hope that is to scale. 1:20


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  • #22
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    Turns out, I must be a little bit gay. I started thanking a few posts. The first ones I thought were great, then, I started thanking all the other posts so they wouldn't feel left out.

    Wouldn't mind, but I hate kittens. I see them as rats.

    Give me a red-setter pup any day of the week.

    *grabs two kittens and drowns himself*


  • #23
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    And I'm deliberately not thanking posts from the female posters.:):pac::cool:

    *goes back to thank their posts*:o

    \retrospectively :(:mad:


  • #24
    marzic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    yes, but i still like to shock with the reply "fack off you kant... haha only joking... what? it was a joke, I didnt mean it, saw-ee"


  • #25
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    AskMyChocolate wrote: »
    Demanding Mack. Demanding.

    So, in summary.

    No, no I'm not.

    Better again.


  • #26
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    I'd be happy that they are even conversing with me!


  • #27
    wilkie2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭wilkie2006


    Snowie wrote: »
    if something comes of it, she built it up over a few months and when we finally got our hands on each other we distroyed each other :D

    Mutually assured destruction?


  • #28
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    *blows load*
    8=D~

    FYP.


  • #29
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    backs to the wall people backs to the wall. weve been moved *shifty eyes left right*


  • #30
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Watch out for the lethal weapon that is known as........Tar!


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  • #31
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    Can't believe this got shunted to "The cuckoo's nest".

    But now that we're here, and I have to tip back to AH.

    What's the strangest bird that ye ever found beautiful ?

    *Geri Halliwell doesn't count*


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