Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on [email protected] for help. Thanks :)
Private profiles - please note that profiles marked as private will soon be public. This will facilitate moderation so mods can view users' warning histories. All of your posts across the site will appear on your profile page (including PI, RI). Groups posts will remain private except to users who have access to the same Groups as you. Thread here
Some important site news, please read here. Thanks!

Do you mind being teased by the opposite sex?

  • 04-05-2012 9:28pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,312 AskMyChocolate


    I don't mean nasty digs. I mean jokes that are gentle teasing at your sex,sexuality or gender.

    For instance, an ex of mine, who was probably more "masculine" than me, interrupting me while I was watching the football:

    "Get in here I'm horny."

    "Give us two seconds. I just want to watch the end of this game, and I'll make you a sammich."

    "Don't be long" *wagging finger*


    I didn't watch the end of the game.;):cool:


«1

Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 830 Born to Die


    _ _ _ _ !!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,678 staker


    Did you turn off the webcam?


  • Registered Users Posts: 43,857 ✭✭✭✭ 6


    Had she a bigger lad than you?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭ mackg


    So in summary, am I bothered by women asking me to have sex with them?

    No, no I'm not.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,893 ✭✭✭✭ Pherekydes


    Didn't realise you are gay

    Did you notice the word 'opposite' in the thread title?


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 830 Born to Die


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    Did you notice the word 'opposite' in the thread title?

    Do you know, I did but it didn't register. What a stupid post it is.

    Please accept my humble apologies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 Snowie


    if something comes of it, she built it up over a few months and when we finally got our hands on each other we distroyed each other :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 Fromthetrees


    I like being teased by the opposite sex, it has made me feel warm and fuzzy the three times it's happened, I find giving them a good dose of dick generally cures the bores for a few days, I am so learned.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,642 ✭✭✭ Teyla Emmagan


    Love it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,764 ✭✭✭✭ stupidusername


    I prefer to do the teasing.


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 Snowie


    Love it.

    I bet ya do :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 174 ✭✭ AnnaVanilla


    Was she Scandinavian by any chance? ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭ Uriel.


    Malteasers are the best at teasing


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,312 AskMyChocolate


    rarnes1 wrote: »
    Had she a bigger lad than you?

    *thinks of her brothers and her ex*

    Actually, her second brother may be 5'11", I'm only 5'10". But the rest of them are short-arses.:pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,050 token101


    Teasing is the road to the ride ;-)


  • Registered Users Posts: 41 ✭✭✭ walnut grove


    oh I prefer the "straight in no kissing" approach lol


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,312 AskMyChocolate


    mackg wrote: »
    So in summary, am I bothered by women asking me to have sex with them?

    No, no I'm not.

    Demanding Mack. Demanding.

    So, in summary.

    No, no I'm not.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 Deus Ex Machina


    *blows load*
    8============D~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭ cocoshovel


    *blows load*
    8============D~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~

    All she did was look at you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 830 Born to Die


    ^^^^^^
    I hope that is to scale. 1:20


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users Posts: 2,312 AskMyChocolate


    Turns out, I must be a little bit gay. I started thanking a few posts. The first ones I thought were great, then, I started thanking all the other posts so they wouldn't feel left out.

    Wouldn't mind, but I hate kittens. I see them as rats.

    Give me a red-setter pup any day of the week.

    *grabs two kittens and drowns himself*


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,312 AskMyChocolate


    And I'm deliberately not thanking posts from the female posters.:):pac::cool:

    *goes back to thank their posts*:o

    \retrospectively :(:mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 782 ✭✭✭ marzic


    yes, but i still like to shock with the reply "fack off you kant... haha only joking... what? it was a joke, I didnt mean it, saw-ee"


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭ mackg


    Demanding Mack. Demanding.

    So, in summary.

    No, no I'm not.

    Better again.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,660 ✭✭✭ CrazyRabbit


    I'd be happy that they are even conversing with me!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,050 ✭✭✭ wilkie2006


    Snowie wrote: »
    if something comes of it, she built it up over a few months and when we finally got our hands on each other we distroyed each other :D

    Mutually assured destruction?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭ Chuck Stone


    *blows load*
    8=D~

    FYP.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 IM0


    backs to the wall people backs to the wall. weve been moved *shifty eyes left right*


  • Registered Users Posts: 31,860 Sharpshooter


    Watch out for the lethal weapon that is known as........Tar!


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users Posts: 2,312 AskMyChocolate


    Can't believe this got shunted to "The cuckoo's nest".

    But now that we're here, and I have to tip back to AH.

    What's the strangest bird that ye ever found beautiful ?

    *Geri Halliwell doesn't count*


Advertisement