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Do you mind being teased by the opposite sex?

AskMyChocolate

I don't mean nasty digs. I mean jokes that are gentle teasing at your sex,sexuality or gender.

For instance, an ex of mine, who was probably more "masculine" than me, interrupting me while I was watching the football:

"Get in here I'm horny."

"Give us two seconds. I just want to watch the end of this game, and I'll make you a sammich."

"Don't be long" *wagging finger*

I didn't watch the end of the game.;):cool:

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Born to Die

_ _ _ _ !!!!

staker

Did you turn off the webcam?

[Deleted User]

Had she a bigger lad than you?

mackg

So in summary, am I bothered by women asking me to have sex with them?

No, no I'm not.

Pherekydes

Born to Die wrote: »

Didn't realise you are gay

Did you notice the word 'opposite' in the thread title?

Born to Die

Pherekydes wrote: »

Did you notice the word 'opposite' in the thread title?

Do you know, I did but it didn't register. What a stupid post it is.

Please accept my humble apologies.

Snowie

if something comes of it, she built it up over a few months and when we finally got our hands on each other we distroyed each other

Fromthetrees

I like being teased by the opposite sex, it has made me feel warm and fuzzy the three times it's happened, I find giving them a good dose of dick generally cures the bores for a few days, I am so learned.

Teyla Emmagan

Love it.

stupidusername

I prefer to do the teasing.

Snowie

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Love it.

I bet ya do :pac:

AnnaVanilla

Was she Scandinavian by any chance?

Uriel.

Malteasers are the best at teasing

AskMyChocolate

rarnes1 wrote: »

Had she a bigger lad than you?

*thinks of her brothers and her ex*

Actually, her second brother may be 5'11", I'm only 5'10". But the rest of them are short-arses.:pac:

token101

Teasing is the road to the ride ;-)

walnut grove

oh I prefer the "straight in no kissing" approach lol

AskMyChocolate

mackg wrote: »

So in summary, am I bothered by women asking me to have sex with them?

No, no I'm not.

Demanding Mack. Demanding.

So, in summary.

No, no I'm not.

Deus Ex Machina

*blows load*
8============D~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~

cocoshovel

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

*blows load*
8============D~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~

All she did was look at you.

Born to Die

^^^^^^
I hope that is to scale. 1:20

AskMyChocolate

Turns out, I must be a little bit gay. I started thanking a few posts. The first ones I thought were great, then, I started thanking all the other posts so they wouldn't feel left out.

Wouldn't mind, but I hate kittens. I see them as rats.

Give me a red-setter pup any day of the week.

*grabs two kittens and drowns himself*

AskMyChocolate

And I'm deliberately not thanking posts from the female posters.:):pac::cool:

*goes back to thank their posts*:o

\retrospectively

:mad:

marzic

yes, but i still like to shock with the reply "fack off you kant... haha only joking... what? it was a joke, I didnt mean it, saw-ee"

mackg

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Demanding Mack. Demanding.

So, in summary.

No, no I'm not.

Better again.

CrazyRabbit

I'd be happy that they are even conversing with me!

wilkie2006

Snowie wrote: »

if something comes of it, she built it up over a few months and when we finally got our hands on each other we distroyed each other

Mutually assured destruction?

Chuck Stone

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

*blows load*
8=D~

FYP.

IM0

backs to the wall people backs to the wall. weve been moved *shifty eyes left right*

Sharpshooter

Watch out for the lethal weapon that is known as........Tar!

AskMyChocolate

Can't believe this got shunted to "The cuckoo's nest".

But now that we're here, and I have to tip back to AH.

What's the strangest bird that ye ever found beautiful ?

*Geri Halliwell doesn't count*