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Pschophysiological Intense Military Training (PIMT)

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  • #92
    It wasn't me!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    twinytwo wrote: »
    nothing more than a stick, a condom and an army ration.

    By the sound of his motley little band of buggery enthusiasts, I'd rather they had rifles than that little fun pack.


  • #93
    BigDuffman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭BigDuffman


    Ironically, This thread was more fun when it was serious. :(


  • #94
    the_syco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,308 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    BigDuffman wrote: »
    Ironically, This thread was more fun when it was serious. :(
    I'm half thinking of going to one of these things for the lols.


  • #95
    eddyk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 144 ✭✭eddyk


    can picture them now

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=25Qhbdijv5Y&feature=endscreen


  • #96
    investment
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 573 ✭✭✭investment


    Important Update
    we have lost a few men to canada, weakness etc over the last few weeks. If anyone wants to apply let me know and I'll P.M you my phone number. We will be hold trials over the next few weekends


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  • #97
    goldie fish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,195 ✭✭✭goldie fish


    investment wrote: »
    Important Update
    we have lost a few men to canada, weakness etc over the last few weeks. If anyone wants to apply let me know and I'll P.M you my phone number. We will be hold trials over the next few weekends


    Thats a GOLDEN opportunity for anyone. Is there SHOWER facilities available near where you train after.


  • #98
    OS119
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,518 ✭✭✭OS119


    investment wrote: »
    Important Update
    we have lost a few men to canada, weakness etc over the last few weeks. If anyone wants to apply let me know and I'll P.M you my phone number. We will be hold trials over the next few weekends

    Mike, is that you mate?


  • #99
    cyrusdvirus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,752 ✭✭✭cyrusdvirus


    OS119 wrote: »
    investment wrote: »
    Important Update
    we have lost a few men to canada, weakness etc over the last few weeks. If anyone wants to apply let me know and I'll P.M you my phone number. We will be hold trials over the next few weekends

    Mike, is that you mate?


    I'm telling ya, it's wee Jimmy Short!!


  • #100
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,296 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    investment wrote: »
    Important Update
    we have lost a few men to canada, weakness etc over the last few weeks. If anyone wants to apply let me know and I'll P.M you my phone number. We will be hold trials over the next few weekends

    First question in these "trials" should be......

    "What colour is the boathouse in Hereford?":)

    Get it wrong, go see Rodger............


  • #101
    investment
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 573 ✭✭✭investment


    Jawgap wrote: »
    First question in these "trials" should be......

    "What colour is the boathouse in Hereford?":)

    Get it wrong, go see Rodger............

    I would love to put a gap in your jaw and my boot up your hole..you shinny ****!!:mad::mad::mad::mad:


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  • #102
    cyrusdvirus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,752 ✭✭✭cyrusdvirus


    investment wrote: »
    Jawgap wrote: »
    First question in these "trials" should be......

    "What colour is the boathouse in Hereford?":)

    Get it wrong, go see Rodger............

    I would love to put a gap in your jaw and my boot up your hole..you shinny ****!!:mad::mad::mad::mad:



    Awwwww Vesty.... Ya having another fight with the queen???


  • #103
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,296 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    investment wrote: »
    I would love to put a gap in your jaw and my boot up your hole..you shinny ****!!:mad::mad::mad::mad:

    So, what colour is the boathouse.......

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z_nTdyN6Tk


  • #104
    goldie fish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,195 ✭✭✭goldie fish


    Uh Oh. Hormones acting up again.


  • #105
    Cardinal Richelieu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,407 ✭✭✭Cardinal Richelieu


    the_syco wrote: »
    I'm half thinking of going to one of these things for the lols.

    I doubt he has the space in his boxroom for guests with his military movies DVD collection. It was funny especially how some people took him as serious but the joke died 2 pages ago.


  • #106
    mongdesade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭mongdesade


    Is it yourself Baron Shortt ??? :D


  • #107
    investment
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 573 ✭✭✭investment


    N.B for members
    As most of you know there was an incident at training last week and training wont be on for the forseeable future until the garda finish there investigation.

    Thanks for your time and texts of support


  • #108
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,296 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    I should've guessed you and your merry men were linked to the story on the front of the Herald......

    201981.jpg

    How is Rodger, btw?


  • #109
    cyrusdvirus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,752 ✭✭✭cyrusdvirus


    Nope, it wasn't that incident jawgap. Some old codger called Kelly from Killiney robbed their tent.


  • #110
    tricky D
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,698 ✭✭✭tricky D


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056617215


  • #111
    whydave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,062 ✭✭✭whydave


    The training will be put to ' good use ' !!!
    investment wrote: »
    I cant remember it all happen. One minute we were training the next we were on top of each other rolling around on the ground. Hopefully the judge will see sense. We have both applied for the army and I dont want this to hold us back..again I think his wife is behind this to stop him training with us the bitch:mad:


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  • #112
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,296 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    i know what happened and I just have one question for @investment.........



    Did you order the code red.......

    a-few-good-men-quotes_288x288.jpg


  • #113
    goldie fish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,195 ✭✭✭goldie fish


    investment wrote: »
    I jut like to sayy that I love you alll and tanks for coming tonight

    Who came first though?


  • #114
    Dogwatch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,553 ✭✭✭Dogwatch


    investment wrote: »
    N.B for members
    As most of you know there was an incident at training last week and training wont be on for the forseeable future until the garda finish there investigation.

    Thanks for your time and texts of support
    investment wrote: »
    I jut like to sayy that I love you alll and tanks for coming tonight


    Is some one telling porkies? Keep up the illusion:D:D


  • #115
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,296 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    investment wrote: »
    I jut like to sayy that I love you alll and tanks for coming tonight


    19525655.jpg


  • #116
    investment
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 573 ✭✭✭investment


    Training tomorrow is cancelled and will resume next sunday as per usaul time. Also RSVP back for the weekend to amsterdam I need a number before I start booking. Thanks


  • #117
    userfriendly2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 107 ✭✭userfriendly2


    So after playing along with investment and this joke shop he has set up I managed to scrape some information outta him and have the PM's to boot!!

    Firstly they are a "serious outfit" and plan to develop and expand into the Private Security Sector, now it could be that he seen my previous posts and tailored his replies in an effort to "recruit me" as I have an interest in that sort of thing, or it could be he is bonkers???

    Secondly, theres a catch:eek: membership is 167 yo yo's for the year but dont worry the training is free. now comes the funny part, I'll copy and paste from my inbox as this is too good for me to try and rephrase:

    Roger is in charge of recruitment ring him on this number 0852783***and use the code word " The Badger" he'll understand who send you and why and tell you the next course of action to take .

    I have the full phone number there and the lads name is Roger but he didn't have the foggiest as to what I was talking about and me laughing down the phone calling out "The badger" didnt help matters..


  • #118
    investment
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 573 ✭✭✭investment


    userfriendly2 wrote: »
    So after playing along with investment and this joke shop he has set up I managed to scrape some information outta him and have the PM's to boot!!

    Firstly they are a "serious outfit" and plan to develop and expand into the Private Security Sector, now it could be that he seen my previous posts and tailored his replies in an effort to "recruit me" as I have an interest in that sort of thing, or it could be he is bonkers???

    Secondly, theres a catch:eek: membership is 167 yo yo's for the year but dont worry the training is free. now comes the funny part, I'll copy and paste from my inbox as this is too good for me to try and rephrase:

    Roger is in charge of recruitment ring him on this number 0852783***and use the code word " The Badger" he'll understand who send you and why and tell you the next course of action to take .

    I have the full phone number there and the lads name is Roger but he didn't have the foggiest as to what I was talking about and me laughing down the phone calling out "The badger" didnt help matters..


    I'm glad the rat...has come out you cnut

    No place for you in our company or your kind:mad::mad::mad::mad:


  • #119
    goldie fish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,195 ✭✭✭goldie fish


    investment wrote: »
    I'm glad the rat...has come out you cnut

    No place for you in our company or your kind:mad::mad::mad::mad:


    Anyone else going to "come out"?


  • #120
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,296 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    Video footage of Roger and the PIMT Company in full flight.......



    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLJ8ILIE780


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  • #121
    investment
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 573 ✭✭✭investment


    As you know Roger had to go back to dubai last week for personal reason's....I was in contact with him today and after speaking with a security company in charge of security for many of the wealth sheikh's. There are three positions avaiable for those of interested on being part of my team. As you know we will be finishing up for our summer break and awards will be handed out. Family and friends are welcome to come along.

    All men interested can sign up next week and will compete for these prestige positions in a final psychophysiology exercise.

    See you all next week


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