Pschophysiological Intense Military Training (PIMT)

investment

Due to the high amount of P.Ms I have received for advice on Military Training. I will be holding a number of PIMT sessions over the next few months. Those non- reg wishing to attend are more than welcome too. No usernames will be used.

First session: Psychological well being in the field Location: Phoenix Park(Front gate) Time: 7:50am Date:11/3/12 Fee: Free

• You must be punctual- Arrive later than 5mins and you will be asked to leave
• You must follow the instructor at all times
• You must be medically fit- This is not a beginners course.
• You will need shorts, runners and a tee shirt
• Women cannot be accommodated due to intense training demands

beco2010

sounds kinda good but what will be involved really not running around looking for IEDs and going down dark allys no joking

Dogwatch

How are you qualified to conduct such training?

Have you the appropriate medical training because we know you do not have any military skills or training?

Do you have the necessary permissions to conduct such training in the Phoenix Park?

Are you dreaming outside your box and becoming a hazard to other people?

When you did your IQ, are you sure you did not add an extra digit to it?

What organisation conducted your IQ test or is this something else you did yourself?

OS119

Dogwatch wrote: »

How are you qualified to conduct such training?

Have you the appropriate medical training because we know you do not have any military skills or training?

Do you have the necessary permissions to conduct such training in the Phoenix Park?

Are you dreaming outside your box and becoming a hazard to other people?

When you did your IQ, are you sure you did not add an extra digit to it?

What organisation conducted your IQ test or is this something else you did yourself?

i think someone at the top of this thread is a bit 'unwell'.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

WOW......just WOW!!!!

goldie fish

Anyone wanna turn up with a camera, for the laugh..

Donny5

goldie fish wrote: »

Anyone wanna turn up with a camera, for the laugh..

A camera and 12 cans... I'll be there.

Irish_Army01

investment wrote: »

Due to the high amount of P.Ms I have received for advice on Military Training. I will be holding a number of PIMT sessions over the next few months. Those non- reg wishing to attend are more than welcome too. No usernames will be used.

First session: Psychological well being in the field Location: Phoenix Park(Front gate) Time: 7:50am Date:11/3/12 Fee: Free

• You must be punctual- Arrive later than 5mins and you will be asked to leave
• You must follow the instructor at all times
• You must be medically fit- This is not a beginners course.
• You will need shorts, runners and a tee shirt
• Women cannot be accommodated due to intense training demands

Or bootcamp for short....:rolleyes:

westdub

goldie fish wrote: »

Anyone wanna turn up with a camera, for the laugh..

I'd prefer if someone turned up with some nets a tazer and straightjacket........

Lemming

hmm.... I'm not really sure that doing anything 'pschophysiological' or 'intense' with him in the park is such a good idea.

On reflection; I'm not sure if being anywhere near him is such a good idea. Unless ....


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Mods? Can we keep him? Please! We can put him in a bamboo cage and poke him with sharp pieces of fruit.

Local-womanizer

investment wrote: »

[*]Women cannot be accommodated due to intense training demands
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Ha! Brilliant!

It wasn't me!

So he wants to meet in the park and he's very specific that there be no women around... Hmmm...

Local-womanizer

It wasn't me! wrote: »

So he wants to meet in the park and he's very specific that there be no women around... Hmmm...

Must be the hormones taking affect!

beco2010

this has to be another comedy sketch by investment

RMD

Investment you're first troll thread was funny enough but at this point you're ripping the piss. There's members of this forum who are currently / have served for various armed forces, some who have been deployed and seen direct combat. For all you know they may be suffering from PTSD or other psychological problems from their experiences of war, and for some little Walt like yourself to come in offering some form of "training", that is 1 step far too far.

If you want to take the piss stick to your less serious bullshít fantasies please.

beco2010

investment have you even been in the RDF do have any military training i dont mean up late at night playing call of duty or walking down dimly lighted streets this thought that you think you know it all is just funny to ppl

Jawgap

With thanks to @It wasn't me.........

BigDuffman

Initial Reactions...

OP is:

A) Some well meaning but misguided recently graduated PT who wants to promote a "bootcamp". Who came to the wrong place.

Delusional walt.

First warning signal is "free".

The second, "no women". Either likes boys in shorts only or hasn't noticed that some of the females in the DF would piss rings around the average civvie conuterpart. They would also bottle you for suggesting such a thing.

The third, WTF is the pseudoscience name attached to it? Do you intend to run a scratch course in the phoenix park? Do you have liability, insurance / permission.

Who are you and what are your qualifications?

Feel free to post a rebuttal if we are all very wrong and you are in fact a superdeedooper psychology graduate / PT / military instructor.

Morpheus

Do I need to bring water?

the_syco

investment wrote: »

First session: Psychological well being in the field Location: Phoenix Park(Front gate) Time: 7:50am Date:11/3/12 Fee: Free

A bit early, but I hope to be near there at that time.

With a camera and a zoom lens.

goldie fish

It wasn't me! wrote: »

So he wants to meet in the park and he's very specific that there be no women around... Hmmm...

Where was emmet stagg caught? Maybe he is bringin you to the same hideaway?

beco2010

i think investment phone home

investment

De-brief

It was great seeing such a good turn out this morning. And to the two lads who turned up late that had to be sent home I hope to see you next time but please be on time.

For those of you who gave me your email address I'll email you a brief of today’s training and how you scored.

I'm sorry I had to run off early today but I had to be back as the missus was having the parents over for dinner and I had to cook.

Today there was a lot of talking being the first day this is understandable however this will not be tolerated in future and beasting will be handed out by Roger who you all met today

I saw a lot of stubble and messy hair when I did my inspection. Those of you who I’ve spoken to know who you are and are on your last warning.
After consulting with Roger we have decided that all men must have a 3 hair cut and a clean shave before next week’s trip and from now on at training.
I expect everyone to brush their teeth and I don’t want to treated to any nasty smells on my inspection every again our you have to deal with Roger

A few of you were asking about a uniform...I will try my best to sort a uniform out even a shirt with each man’s name perhaps and our logo

Next weekend we will be heading on a military exercise up the mountains. It will be a two night trip. I will post up details later. Those who did not come today will not be allowed to attend this trip until they have completed regular training.

twinytwo

investment wrote: »

De-brief

It was great seeing such a good turn out this morning. And to the two lads who turned up late that had to be sent home I hope to see you next time but please be on time.

For those of you who gave me your email address I'll email you a brief of today’s training and how you scored.

I'm sorry I had to run off early today but I had to be back as the missus was having the parents over for dinner and I had to cook.

Today there was a lot of talking being the first day this is understandable however this will not be tolerated in future and beasting will be handed out by Roger who you all met today

I saw a lot of stubble and messy hair when I did my inspection. Those of you who I’ve spoken to know who you are and are on your last warning.
After consulting with Roger we have decided that all men must have a 3 hair cut and a clean shave before next week’s trip and from now on at training.
I expect everyone to brush their teeth and I don’t want to treated to any nasty smells on my inspection every again our you have to deal with Roger

A few of you were asking about a uniform...I will try my best to sort a uniform out even a shirt with each man’s name perhaps and our logo

Next weekend we will be heading on a military exercise up the mountains. It will be a two night trip. I will post up details later. Those who did not come today will not be allowed to attend this trip until they have completed regular training.

Sweet mother of divine c*rist...i thought i had seen it all....

Dogwatch

Mods....... Can you move this to the Walter Mitty sub forum.

Jawgap

Dogwatch wrote: »

Mods....... Can you move this to the Walter Mitty sub forum.

Mods - don't!!

These needs a whole new forum:)........

.......a special forum, for special people - where the walls are a little bit softer than the normal forum and where soft music is played constantly......

Manic Moran

I don't know... I find this somewhat entertaining.

However, yes, I think it'll go that way. With a warning to Investment that the laugh is over.

goldie fish

I'm pretty sure that was an illegal activity...

Dogwatch

goldie fish wrote: »

I'm pretty sure that was an illegal activity...

I agree but did it happen in his/her head. So far no other poster has come forward to admit attending, which a few said they would. There was also a photographer going to attend.........so far no photos.


As they say Photos or GTFO:p:p

OS119

goldie fish wrote: »

I'm pretty sure that was an illegal activity...

what, in the toilets?

don't be too harsh GF - he was young and he needed the money.

Jawgap

Dogwatch wrote: »

I agree but did it happen in his/her head. So far no other poster has come forward to admit attending, which a few said they would. There was also a photographer going to attend.........so far no photos.


As they say Photos or GTFO:p:p

I'm sure if you ask anyone you'll get the following reply.......

"Sir, I am unaware of any such activity or operation... nor would I be disposed to discuss such an operation if it did in fact exist, sir."

First person to name the movie, gets an all expenses 2 night weekend trip away up the mountains:D

Donny5

Jawgap wrote: »

I'm sure if you ask anyone you'll get the following reply.......

"Sir, I am unaware of any such activity or operation... nor would I be disposed to discuss such an operation if it did in fact exist, sir."

First person to name the movie, gets an all expenses 2 night weekend trip away up the mountains:D

Charlie don't surf.

investment

I will be holding the Second PIMT session next weekend. Those who did not attend last weeks training will no be authorised to attend. No usernames will be used as per usual.

Second Session:Psychological well being in the field Location: (Non- disclosed) Time: 9:00pm Date:16/3/12-18/3/12 Fee: Free

-All attending must bring a sleeping bag and food for a two night trip
-All attending must stay the required 48 hours
-Alcohol will be provided at 2200 on the 17/3/12 (St Patricks day)
-Training will be carried out by Roger and myself over the weekend
-Roger will be in charge of Discipline and punishment
-All attending must on the bus 5mins before departure
-Location will be emailed out on Thursday mid-day

goldie fish

Rodgering, discipline and punishment.

Hmm.

Donny5

So, apart from the fact he's a nutjob, is this fella for real? Has he suckered some poor impressionables into his band of merry men?

OS119

Donny5 wrote: »

So, apart from the fact he's a nutjob, is this fella for real? Has he suckered some poor impressionables into his band of merry men?

unfortunate choice of words...

the only way to tell is to look out for a group of young, slightly jumpy young men with short hair walking around like John Wayne after being 'disciplined' by 'Rodger'...

cyrusdvirus

It's GOTTA be the good lord Baron Castleshorrt

It wasn't me!

gatecrash wrote: »

It's GOTTA be the good lord Baron Castleshorrt

Y'know, the idea had crossed my mind...

cyrusdvirus

It wasn't me! wrote: »

Y'know, the idea had crossed my mind...

Well he DOES need the money after that unfortunate conflagration.

Joni23

investment wrote: »

De-brief
beasting will be handed out by Roger.

Im afraid to ask but WTF is a beasting??

cyrusdvirus

Joni23 wrote: »

Im afraid to ask but WTF is a beasting??

It's where Roger removes all your clothes, then his, including briefs or boxers or tighty whiteys or whatever, and then, well then Roger and investment have a bit of man on man fun. with you as the filling.

Joni23

gatecrash wrote: »

It's where Roger removes all your clothes, then his, including briefs or boxers or tighty whiteys or whatever, and then, well then Roger and investment have a bit of man on man fun. with you as the filling.

That was funny till i got to the you part.

OS119

Joni23 wrote: »

Im afraid to ask but WTF is a beasting??

it should be phyically intense training given as a punishment - but i fear in this case it may have a more litteral meaning: the beast with two backs...

cyrusdvirus

Oh Dear...........

Looks like investment and Roger got themselves into trouble....

http://www.irishtimes.com/indepth/slideshows/air-corps-mountain-rescue/

investment

Great weekend was had by all. I'm sore all over but where there is "no pain there is no gain". A lot was acheived this weekend and we are growing strong as a group. I will email out photos mid week. I wasnt expecting as many men to turn out but I'm damn proud of everyone of you.Roger was very happy with your performance and is willing to come back again. I was disappointed with the number of smokers in the group and after discussing this with roger smoking will be prohibited in PIMT regiment 101. I'm glad everyone likes their shirts and I still have a few XL so email me if you need a bigger size.

Training update will be posted during the week

BigDuffman

Looking forward to next update investment...

Mr Benevolent

This is very entertaining, even to a soft civilian like me.

goldie fish

Confab wrote: »

This is very entertaining, even to a soft civilian like me.

Investment won't be long showing you how to get hard. He has no time for soft men.

investment

BigDuffman wrote: »

Looking forward to next update investment...

Hey bigduffman....If you're a member of PIMT Regiment 101...you should have received an email about whats after happening between us and Manic Moran

I will not let my men be degraded and insulted by Manic Moran. We wont be putting updates in a Walter Mitty forum...WHEN WE SHOULD DAMN WELL BE IN THE MILITARY FORUM!!!!!!!!!!!:mad:

Dogwatch

investment wrote: »

Hey bigduffman....If you're a member of PIMT Regiment 101...you should have received an email about whats after happening between us and Manic Moran

I will not let my men be degraded and insulted by Manic Moran. We wont be putting updates in a Walter Mitty forum...WHEN WE SHOULD DAMN WELL BE IN THE MILITARY FORUM!!!!!!!!!!!:mad:

Prove to the military forum you are worthy of inclusion.

Numerous questions have been asked in this thread and you have not answered any of them.............Respect is earned not given and you have not earned it.

Put up or stay here where you belong!!!!!

investment

Dogwatch wrote: »

Prove to the military forum you are worthy of inclusion.

Numerous questions have been asked in this thread and you have not answered any of them.............Respect is earned not given and you have not earned it.

Put up or stay here where you belong!!!!!

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:...WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

I DONT NEED YOUR RESPECT AND MY MEN CERTAINLEY DONT NEED YOUR RESPECT

SO JOG ON!!!!! SUNSHINE :mad: