Pschophysiological Intense Military Training (PIMT)

Dogwatch

investment wrote: »

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:...WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

I DONT NEED YOUR RESPECT AND MY MEN CERTAINLEY DONT NEED YOUR RESPECT

SO JOG ON!!!!! SUNSHINE :mad:

Shouting is rude and why do you come here pretending to be something you are not.

This thread is in the correct place.

IF you qualified to conduct such exercises, what is the problem with demonstrating it in a calm and rational way. You appear to have a very short fuse and maybe you should consider taking anger management courses.

investment

Dogwatch wrote: »

Shouting is rude and why do you come here pretending to be something you are not.

This thread is in the correct place.

IF you qualified to conduct such exercises, what is the problem with demonstrating it in a calm and rational way. You appear to have a very short fuse and maybe you should consider taking anger management courses.

YOU WILL NOT TELL ME WHO I AM OR WHO I WILL BECOME......I AM IN CHARGE OF MY OWN DESTINY AND MY OWN DESTINY ALONE:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

YOU THINK YOUR THE TOP DOG ....BUT I'D CRUSH YOU SON IN MY FISTS AND SO WOULD MY MEN:mad::mad::mad::mad:

cyrusdvirus

Awww investment, did the big mean mod make you cry??

You used to be funny. On the most pathetic WUM I've ever seen, but it was amusing, none the less.

Now you are trying too hard to get giggles. Which is sad, they should just flow naturally.

Dogwatch

investment wrote: »

YOU WILL NOT TELL ME WHO I AM OR WHO I WILL BECOME......I AM IN CHARGE OF MY OWN DESTINY AND MY OWN DESTINY ALONE:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

YOU THINK YOUR THE TOP DOG ....BUT I'D CRUSH YOU SON IN MY FISTS AND SO WOULD MY MEN:mad::mad::mad::mad:

He who shouts loudest is usually the one with nothing to say.

You really have anger issues!! Is this how you treat people?

Why are you threatening me? This usually the way people go when they ae unable to sustain a reasoned debate or conversation. Is bullying and intimidation the only methods you know?

Run around pretending to be something you are not if you want.
Your continued shouting and ranting tells me that I have asked some tough questions of you and you cannot give a truthful answer and that I challenge whatever delusions you are about to bring into the real world.

You still refuse to tell anyone how you are qualified to conduct such "training" or answer any of the other reasonable questions that have been asked!!

goldie fish

investment wrote: »

YOU WILL NOT TELL ME WHO I AM OR WHO I WILL BECOME......I AM IN CHARGE OF MY OWN DESTINY AND MY OWN DESTINY ALONE:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

YOU THINK YOUR THE TOP DOG ....BUT I'D CRUSH YOU SON IN MY FISTS AND SO WOULD MY MEN:mad::mad::mad::mad:

Best WUM ever.

goldie fish

I still believe such training and engaging in military style drilling is unlawful.... anyone agree?
I know those wolly jumper sunglasses and beret crowd are frowned upon by the courts at present..

investment

Dogwatch wrote: »

He who shouts loudest is usually the one with nothing to say.

You really have anger issues!! Is this how you treat people?

Why are you threatening me? This usually the way people go when they ae unable to sustain a reasoned debate or conversation. Is bullying and intimidation the only methods you know?

Run around pretending to be something you are not if you want.
Your continued shouting and ranting tells me that I have asked some tough questions of you and you cannot give a truthful answer and that I challenge whatever delusions you are about to bring into the real world.

You still refuse to tell anyone how you are qualified to conduct such "training" or answer any of the other reasonable questions that have been asked!!

Hey

I'm sorry about the shooting last night...I was in a bad mood the girlfriend and I have been butting heads of late..and It all came to out last night

I was going to put up picture of our weekend away( members face would have to be blacked out) ...to show you guys however if manic moran changes his decision I will put up the photos

and what we do is not illegal as one of our members is a solicitor and he told us

BigDuffman

Aww go on Manic! Be sound!

Dogwatch

investment wrote: »

Hey

I'm sorry about the shooting last night...I was in a bad mood the girlfriend and I have been butting heads of late..and It all came to out last night

I was going to put up picture of our weekend away( members face would have to be blacked out) ...to show you guys however if manic moran changes his decision I will put up the photos

and what we do is not illegal as one of our members is a solicitor and he told us

Why dont you answer the questions put to you about your qualifications to conduct such exercises. Your solictor buddy is wrong. Military training of any sort is prohibited except when done by the PDF. This dates back to the "Troubles" between the 1960's and the 2000's.

Random photos do not prove anything as they can be obtained all over the internet.

Donny5

Dogwatch wrote: »

Your solictor buddy is wrong. Military training of any sort is prohibited except when done by the PDF. This dates back to the "Troubles" between the 1960's and the 2000's.

On a serious note, do you have any source for this? Legislation or previous prosecutions?

Dogwatch

Donny5 wrote: »

On a serious note, do you have any source for this? Legislation or previous prosecutions?

Sorry, cant find it. It may well have been repealed or I got it wrong.

@ investment....apologies to your solicitor buddy, i cant find the legislation so have to go with the professional opinion.

Found now and thanks to Gee Bag and Goldie fish for succeeding where I failed.

Gee Bag

Think this is what you were looking for Offences Against the State Act 1939

http://www.irishstatutebook.ie/1939/en/act/pub/0013/sec0018.html#zza13y1939s18

goldie fish

investment wrote: »

Hey

I'm sorry about the shooting last night...I was in a bad mood the girlfriend and I have been butting heads of late..and It all came to out last night

I was going to put up picture of our weekend away( members face would have to be blacked out) ...to show you guys however if manic moran changes his decision I will put up the photos

and what we do is not illegal as one of our members is a solicitor and he told us

Solicitor?
Their job is to get people off after they broke the law. That and property searches during the property boom.
Unless you paid him for the legal advice I'd check again.
S15 OASA 1939
15.—(1) Save as authorised by a Minister of State under this section, and subject to the exceptions hereinafter mentioned, it shall not be lawful for any assembly of persons to practise or to train or drill themselves in or be trained or drilled in the use of arms or the performance of military exercises, evolutions, or manoeuvres nor for any persons to meet together or assemble for the purpose of so practising or training or drilling or being trained or drilled.
(2) A Minister of State may at his discretion by order, subject to such limitations, qualifications and conditions as he shall think fit to impose and shall express in the order, authorise the members of any organisation to meet together and do such one or more of the following things as shall be specified in such order, that is to say, to practise or train or drill themselves in or be trained or drilled in the use of arms or the performance of military exercises, evolutions, or manoeuvres.
(3) If any person is present at or takes part in or gives instruction to or trains or drills an assembly of persons who without or otherwise than in accordance with an authorisation granted by a Minister of State under this section practise, or train or drill themselves in, or are trained or drilled in the use of arms or the performance of any military exercise, -evolution, or manoeuvre or who without or otherwise than in accordance with such authorisation have assembled or met together for the purpose of so practising, or training or drilling or being trained or drilled, such person shall be guilty of a misdemeanour and shall be liable on conviction thereof to imprisonment for a term not exceeding two years.
(4) This section shall not apply to any assembly of members of any military or police force lawfully maintained by the Government.
(5) In any prosecution under this section the burden of proof that any act was authorised under this section shall lie on the person prosecuted.

Manic Moran

Hey bigduffman....If you're a member of PIMT Regiment 101...you should have received an email about whats after happening between us and Manic Moran

Can you cc me on that one? I must have missed it.

NTM

Jawgap

investment wrote: »

YOU WILL NOT TELL ME WHO I AM OR WHO I WILL BECOME......I AM IN CHARGE OF MY OWN DESTINY AND MY OWN DESTINY ALONE:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

YOU THINK YOUR THE TOP DOG ....BUT I'D CRUSH YOU SON IN MY FISTS AND SO WOULD MY MEN:mad::mad::mad::mad:

When i read this, I think of this......

BigDuffman

Manic Moran wrote: »

Can you cc me on that one? I must have missed it.

NTM

As did I. But apparently I'm not allowed play

goldie fish wrote: »

(3) If any person is present at or takes part in or gives instruction to or trains or drills an assembly of persons who without or otherwise than in accordance with an authorisation granted by a Minister of State under this section practise, or train or drill themselves in, or are trained or drilled in the use of arms or the performance of any military exercise, -evolution, or manoeuvre or who without or otherwise than in accordance with such authorisation have assembled or met together for the purpose of so practising, or training or drilling or being trained or drilled, such person shall be guilty of a misdemeanour and shall be liable on conviction thereof to imprisonment for a term not exceeding two years.

What would they think of airsofters under this definition? Maybe Mr. PIMT could get some airsofters on board to cover himself!

goldie fish

Airsofters do not pretend to be anything other than men playing soldiers. Investment, on the other hand, by his/her own admission is training the next breed of supersoldiers.

c-90

a quick look at investments previous posts around boards.ie show exactly his credentials.

seems to be someone who didnt make it into the royal marines, lost his mind somewhere along the way and is now trying to recreate the life he never had with an underline tone of supressed homosexuality and schizophrenia.
:pac:

Dogwatch

So he is ideally suited to this sub-forum then!!!!!!!

It wasn't me!

Sounds more like he's ideally suited to a quiet white room with soft walls, but I suppose this is the military forum equivalent really.

BigDuffman

c-90 wrote: »

a quick look at investments previous posts around boards.ie show exactly his credentials.

seems to be someone who didnt make it into the royal marines, lost his mind somewhere along the way and is now trying to recreate the life he never had with an underline tone of supressed homosexuality and schizophrenia.
:pac:

Reposting from other thread:

Right we have a TCD student with an IT / "Psychology" background, who went from watching a neighbour pissing out his window, then coming up with the genius idea of setting up a chip van in a tobacco plantation to attract some good looking teenage girls, after inherriting some shooting land, realized that women may find a uniform attractive and transformed to a hard as nails RMC in the space of 6 months. Somewhere in this whirlwind space of time he has had the time to come back to Ireland and develop an entirely new military themed exercise initiative? No names now lads as this could get even more interesting

Morpheus

WTF!? Where do I sign up

cyrusdvirus

Morphéus wrote: »

WTF!? Where do I sign up

If you don't know, then you DON'T KNOW!!

The first rule of PIMT (sounds awfully like Pimped... which is possibly what Roger is doing with young investment) 101 is you don't talk about Pimping101 on Boards... not until they re-establish us on the main military site!!

OS119

if i fail the run, do you think 'Rodger' will make me pregnant?

beco2010

OS119 wrote: »

if i fail the run, do you think 'Rodger' will make me pregnant?

Well yes if you are female but from what iv gatherd from investment and the rodgering. if you are female you cant be accommodated for due to the lak of male equipment that is needed for PIMPT

investment

Morphéus wrote: »

WTF!? Where do I sign up

You don't sign up son...you earn your place !!!

And we are not recruiting until we can get 2 or more sponsors...we have 3 and need 5

There seems to be a lot of jealousy which only gives my men more moral

cyrusdvirus

investment wrote: »

You don't sign up son...you earn your place !!!

And we are not recruiting until we can get 2 or more sponsors...we have 3 and need 5

There seems to be a lot of jealousy which only gives my men more moral

more moral what? Moral fibre? Are you Johnny Giles?

goldie fish

morality?

BigDuffman

investment wrote: »

There seems to be a lot of jealousy which only gives my men more moral

Well kid you've done a great job at keeping the thread alive and amusing, don't mind the haters. Just keep reaching for that rainbow.

Do they sign a contract to be your man or are you open to having many men at once? Do you not have to share some of the men with rodger?

c-90

this guy is off his f***ing rocker

investment

BigDuffman wrote: »

Well kid you've done a great job at keeping the thread alive and amusing, don't mind the haters. Just keep reaching for that rainbow.

Do they sign a contract to be your man or are you open to having many men at once? Do you not have to share some of the men with rodger?

Thanks man

Roger takes the weaker men and I take the stronger men

Roger knows how to get the best out of every man no where they are

He spend 6 years in the french foreign legion, and it made him hard and rough

he fears no man or animal...always willing to give everything

Dogwatch

c-90 wrote: »

this guy is off his f***ing rocker

That is not very nice.......... apologise you nasty person:D:D...... you are insulting the forum pet:D:D........ its a bit like kick my dog and you kick me:p:p:p:p:p

goldie fish

investment wrote: »

Thanks man

Roger takes the weaker men and I take the stronger men

Roger knows how to get the best out of every man no where they are

He spend 6 years in the french foreign legion, and it made him hard and rough

he fears no man or animal...always willing to give everything

So much innuendo in one post.....

Poccington

I spent much of last week unable to feel my feet due to a combination of rivers and working in awfully cold weather.

What kind of training can you offer to make me a tougher cookie?

Local-womanizer

Poccington wrote: »

What kind of training can you offer to make me a tougher cookie?

It's not training Poc, it's a mindset, a way of life! One cannot train like Investment and Roger do.

Poccington

Local-womanizer wrote: »

It's not training Poc, it's a mindset, a way of life! One cannot train like Investment and Roger do.

cyrusdvirus

in fairness it was more fun when he was pretending to try to be serious.

investment

Poccington wrote: »

I spent much of last week unable to feel my feet due to a combination of rivers and working in awfully cold weather.

What kind of training can you offer to make me a tougher cookie?

Wet Socks are for cnuts....are you a cnut??:mad:...if not keep them dry!!!!

When we're training in wet/cold conditions we wear as little as possible. When we finish training we put on as much cloths as possible

When we're training in warm/hot conditions we wear as much as possible.When we finish training we put on as liitle as possible

When you train your mind your body will follow...when we train against the body to confuse the mind...In turn always leaving us tough and ready no matter the conditions

Jawgap

investment wrote: »

Wet Socks are for cnuts....are you a cnut??:mad:...if not keep them dry!!!!

When we're training in wet/cold conditions we wear as little as possible. When we finish training we put on as much cloths as possible

When we're training in warm/hot conditions we wear as much as possible.When we finish training we put on as liitle as possible

When you train your mind your body will follow...when we train against the body to confuse the mind...In turn always leaving us tough and ready no matter the conditions

Funny up until now.

What your actually suggesting there is dangerous - someone following your advice could end up with hyperthermia or hypothermia.

If you don't know what you're talking about then it's best to say nothing

twinytwo

investment wrote: »

Wet Socks are for cnuts....are you a cnut??:mad:...if not keep them dry!!!!

When we're training in wet/cold conditions we wear as little as possible. When we finish training we put on as much cloths as possible

When we're training in warm/hot conditions we wear as much as possible.When we finish training we put on as liitle as possible

When you train your mind your body will follow...when we train against the body to confuse the mind...In turn always leaving us tough and ready no matter the conditions

wow just wow...... you do realise you have not got a single iota of a clue what you are talking about.

Do you even understand the basic principles of heat transfer??... or even how to train in different climates correctly?? .. i think not.

Im sure your one of the guys you find down the local spinning tales of days gone past when you took out an enemy position with nothing more than a stick, a condom and an army ration.

It wasn't me!

twinytwo wrote: »

nothing more than a stick, a condom and an army ration.

By the sound of his motley little band of buggery enthusiasts, I'd rather they had rifles than that little fun pack.

BigDuffman

Ironically, This thread was more fun when it was serious.

the_syco

BigDuffman wrote: »

Ironically, This thread was more fun when it was serious.

I'm half thinking of going to one of these things for the lols.

eddyk

can picture them now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=25Qhbdijv5Y&feature=endscreen

investment

Important Update
we have lost a few men to canada, weakness etc over the last few weeks. If anyone wants to apply let me know and I'll P.M you my phone number. We will be hold trials over the next few weekends

goldie fish

investment wrote: »

Important Update
we have lost a few men to canada, weakness etc over the last few weeks. If anyone wants to apply let me know and I'll P.M you my phone number. We will be hold trials over the next few weekends

Thats a GOLDEN opportunity for anyone. Is there SHOWER facilities available near where you train after.

OS119

investment wrote: »

Important Update
we have lost a few men to canada, weakness etc over the last few weeks. If anyone wants to apply let me know and I'll P.M you my phone number. We will be hold trials over the next few weekends

Mike, is that you mate?

cyrusdvirus

OS119 wrote: »

investment wrote: »

Important Update
we have lost a few men to canada, weakness etc over the last few weeks. If anyone wants to apply let me know and I'll P.M you my phone number. We will be hold trials over the next few weekends

Mike, is that you mate?

I'm telling ya, it's wee Jimmy Short!!

Jawgap

investment wrote: »

Important Update
we have lost a few men to canada, weakness etc over the last few weeks. If anyone wants to apply let me know and I'll P.M you my phone number. We will be hold trials over the next few weekends

First question in these "trials" should be......

"What colour is the boathouse in Hereford?":)

Get it wrong, go see Rodger............

investment

Jawgap wrote: »

First question in these "trials" should be......

"What colour is the boathouse in Hereford?":)

Get it wrong, go see Rodger............

I would love to put a gap in your jaw and my boot up your hole..you shinny ****!!:mad::mad::mad::mad: