Alcohol

grindle · 15-04-2012 03:22AM

Babybuff wrote: »

o yesh it does.

Erdinger is lovely non alcoholic, nicer than the alcoholic stuff. just be careful not to mistake one for the other though, the real stuff is fair strong.

I shall try it, and am used to Erdinger and stronger.
If you lie, heaven shall forsake your name.

gammygils · 15-04-2012 03:24AM

superstoner90 wrote: »

Down with this sorta thing.

Careful Now!

MarcusFenix · 15-04-2012 03:28AM

If you're not sure about drinking don't drink beer, not the usual stuff sold in Irelandia-land-ville-town anyway 'cos all you'll get in fizzy urine, drink some belgian/deutsch beers and you will be in danger of instantaneous alcoholism(y'no, 'cos they taste so good)! Or alternatively have a few captain n cokes, smooooooooooo-ooooooth!:rolleyes::pac:

d1992 · 15-04-2012 03:37AM

Thats cute, I remember when I had my first beer.

grindle · 15-04-2012 03:39AM

d1992 wrote: »

Thats cute, I remember when I had my first beer.

Disclaimer: Thread is not about beer.

empacher · 15-04-2012 04:03AM

SWIM finds Berocca and Vitamin B12 can reduce a lot of the 'skag' effects. Taken before going to bed and when SWIM wakes up. Reduces the depression/paranoia SWIM got somethings after having a bEer.

grindle · 15-04-2012 05:03AM

empacher wrote: »

SWIM finds Berocca and Vitamin B12 can reduce a lot of the 'skag' effects. Taken before going to bed and when SWIM wakes up. Reduces the depression/paranoia SWIM got somethings after having a bEer.

Fairly sure that 'SWIM' malarkey is just an ill-conceived forum façade that would never stand up in court, but thanks for the tip!

empacher · 15-04-2012 05:11AM

grindle wrote: »

Fairly sure that 'SWIM' malarkey is just an ill-conceived forum façade that would never stand up in court, but thanks for the tip!

*puts nerdy glasses on*

Reroutes IP address to somewhere in south east asia.

Sunnyisland · 15-04-2012 07:33AM

mikom wrote: »

Bit iffy about it to be honest.

There is a guy who my mom has told me about for years and it has always put the fear n me when it comes to alcohol, he was a doctor, took a beer, his first time doing it, came from a "good brewery" whatever was in that bottle switched something in his brain that convinced him he had to kill his niece, he tried it and is still in a mental institution on plenty of drugs now that are trying to fix whatever that alcohol did to his brain. Fairly sad story really. Is it worth the possibility of something like this happening even if it is only a slight chance?

Afaik most people who drink drink responsibly and don't try to murder anyone,Enjoy it you be fine

44leto · 15-04-2012 08:32AM

Remember OP "a long journey begins with one step" so with this one pint who will set your life on a course to a beer gut, unfitness, ill health, being broke, broken homes and ruined relationships, a liver the size of a football, cirrhosis and death.....Enjoy.

DonQuay1 · 15-04-2012 09:48AM

mikom wrote: »

Taking my first beer tomorrow night, what can i expect?

Ummm .... beer!

(Sorry for the one word reply ...... but it seems so obvious an answer and succinct too.)

the purple tin · 15-04-2012 11:38AM

You probably won't enjoy your first beer. It takes a little while to get the taste for it.

Then you're snared for life

Seomra Mushie · 15-04-2012 01:36PM

mikom wrote: »

Taking my first beer tomorrow night, what can i expect?

The government say it's legal and they tax it, so it must be fine.

Bills Hicks wannabe #1,023,055

:pac:

grindle · 15-04-2012 02:08PM

Seomra Mushie wrote: »

Bills Hicks wannabe #1,023,055

:pac:

No, this is a piss-take of the now-closed, short-lived thread 'Ecstasy'. It's satirical.

:pac:

Seomra Mushie · 15-04-2012 02:11PM

grindle wrote: »

No, this is a piss-take of the now-closed, short-lived thread 'Ecstasy'. It's satirical.

:pac:

I haven't been reading all the threads, my bad.

mikom · 15-04-2012 02:13PM

Seomra Mushie wrote: »

I haven't been reading all the threads, my bad.

♫ Wha..... wha.......... whaaaaaaaaaaa ♫

candy-gal1 · 15-04-2012 02:18PM

ah cant beat the very first time you ever get drunk, or even tipsy tbh, go too far though and the ceiling is the floor and vice versa, well thats what i remember seeing and feeling like as i was floating around after my first drunk experience

:pac:

grindle · 15-04-2012 02:22PM

Seomra Mushie wrote: »

I haven't been reading all the threads, my bad.

Wouldn't expect you to read all the minor shhit that happens in the wee hours of a Saturday night/Sunday morning..
Needless to say, the boards mods think that everybody, given the chance, should take drugs immediately, and to forget the naysayers.
I think. I may have picked it up wrong, but the thread ended on a positive note drug-wise, so I think that's what they were getting at...

mikom wrote: »

♫ Wha..... wha.......... whaaaaaaaaaaa ♫

Nobody likes a smart-arse, mikom.

*secret smart-arse high-five*

A_Sober_Paddy · 15-04-2012 02:29PM

OP, enjoy your first beer tonight...i'd suggest a nice wheat beer like Erdinger or Paulaner.

Enjoy you beers, don't drink to get drunk and you'll be grand...But don't go mad on it now since your 18, your'll waste too much money and time on the stuff.

Between the age of 18 to 23 I'd have spend €8750...That's taking going out 25 times a year in the period spending an average of €70 a night...now my calculations are on the conservative end, as I was in college I drank at least once a week...

That €8750 is a lot of money

greenbicycle · 15-04-2012 02:30PM

mikom wrote: »

Bit iffy about it to be honest.

There is a guy who my mom has told me about for years and it has always put the fear n me when it comes to alcohol, he was a doctor, took a beer, his first time doing it, came from a "good brewery" whatever was in that bottle switched something in his brain that convinced him he had to kill his niece, he tried it and is still in a mental institution on plenty of drugs now that are trying to fix whatever that alcohol did to his brain. Fairly sad story really. Is it worth the possibility of something like this happening even if it is only a slight chance?

Hey! When I started reading this thread I was gonna post this very thing it being mine originally, should have got here sooner!

greenbicycle · 15-04-2012 02:32PM

Oh and eh......

Supposedly you should wait 20minutes before you take a second beer cause it takes that long to see the effects..... Something like that.....