Alcohol

mikom · 15-04-2012 01:36AM #1

Taking my first beer tomorrow night, what can i expect?

The government say it's legal and they tax it, so it must be fine.

grindle · 15-04-2012 01:37AM

mikom wrote: »

Taking my first beer tomorrow night, what can i expect?
The government say it's legal and they tax it, so it must be fine.

Make sure you only have half a pint.

44leto · 15-04-2012 01:38AM

Don't
Join the pioneers you would be much better off.

Birneybau · 15-04-2012 01:38AM

You may sh!t yourself if you have a bad one.

superstoner90 · 15-04-2012 01:39AM

mikom wrote: »

Taking my first beer tomorrow night, what can i expect?
The government say it's legal and they tax it, so it must be fine.

Down with this sorta thing.

Latchy · 15-04-2012 01:39AM

First Beer ...? you never struck me as a first beer man but you may be or have been a pioneer.

Dunny · 15-04-2012 01:39AM

Expect a cold liquid going down your neck.

grindle · 15-04-2012 01:40AM

Unlike other drugs about which we shall not have threads, all the horror stories are... true, and very common.

Chuck Stone · 15-04-2012 01:40AM

Just admit that you're an alcoholic and that you have a disease.

drunkmonkey · 15-04-2012 01:41AM

That's it im going to bed, tri force have just landed in the North West for anyone rocking it on. Best thing since Mc Donalds according to OhhHellYa!

They go well with cool beer by all accounts;)

EarlERizer · 15-04-2012 01:43AM

mikom wrote: »

Taking my first beer tomorrow night, what can i expect?
The government say it's legal and they tax it, so it must be fine.

grindle wrote: »

Make sure you only have half a pint.

DONT take any kind of pills

wheter prescribed or otherwise!

* and dont let any of the buzz kill boardies know what your planning - they'll have the thread closed!

mikom · 15-04-2012 01:43AM

Bit iffy about it to be honest.

There is a guy who my mom has told me about for years and it has always put the fear n me when it comes to alcohol, he was a doctor, took a beer, his first time doing it, came from a "good brewery" whatever was in that bottle switched something in his brain that convinced him he had to kill his niece, he tried it and is still in a mental institution on plenty of drugs now that are trying to fix whatever that alcohol did to his brain. Fairly sad story really. Is it worth the possibility of something like this happening even if it is only a slight chance?

grindle · 15-04-2012 01:43AM

drunkmonkey wrote: »

That's it im going to bed, tri force have just landed in the North West for anyone rocking it on. Best thing since Mc Donalds according to OhhHellYa!

They go well with cool beer by all accounts;)

Did you say cool beercstasy? Oh, no, cool beer, that's alright then... Carry on.

Latchy · 15-04-2012 01:49AM

mikom wrote: »

Bit iffy about it to be honest.

There is a guy who my mom has told me about for years and it has always put the fear n me when it comes to alcohol, he was a doctor, took a beer, his first time doing it, came from a "good brewery" whatever was in that bottle switched something in his brain that convinced him he had to kill his niece, he tried it and is still in a mental institution on plenty of drugs now that are trying to fix whatever that alcohol did to his brain. Fairly sad story really. Is it worth the possibility of something like this happening even if it is only a slight chance?

Ones mental state will always be important if / when the consumtion of alchol is on the cards but millions get by every week with out any great harm ( not to be confused with the many others who lives are wrecked by it ) so it's safe in moderation .

ToddyDoody · 15-04-2012 02:01AM

Spin round and round and round. The sick feeling and dizziness are hallmarks. + the spinning thing.. Doing silly stuff you wouldnt normally do. If you're someone who needs to loosen up it'll do you some good imo

WoollyRedHat · 15-04-2012 02:03AM

It will result in you getting locked?

grindle · 15-04-2012 02:06AM

2am, almost closing time. Where's the after-party?

4zn76tysfajdxp · 15-04-2012 02:07AM

If the government says it's okay, you'll be grand.

longshanks · 15-04-2012 02:07AM

Yoou're gonna fucking love it, the start of a lifelong romance. Maybe ye will argue some time, not to worry, ye can always make up.
After a while introduce drugs into the relatuionship, you will not be sorry. Alcahol and drugs make everything better.
This is true. Just do not overdo it.
And fuck the begrudgers.

Jesus Wept · 15-04-2012 02:07AM

Try it with E.

frozenfrozen · 15-04-2012 02:08AM

have ye no homes to go to?

WoollyRedHat · 15-04-2012 02:10AM

Nope, free wifi in the field, mad craic.

blueyedson · 15-04-2012 02:45AM

we used to pay about 25 quid for beer back in the day

how much is it these days?

grindle · 15-04-2012 02:49AM

blueyedson wrote: »

we used to pay about 25 quid for beer back in the day

how much is it these days?

4-5 euros a pop, 1-2 if you know a good dealer. But if I could have that first smack of drunkenness smash me over the head again, I'd pay... 1-2 euros.

mackg · 15-04-2012 03:00AM

If you're not enjoying yourself in the pub just leave and drive home, nothing better than a relaxing jaunt around the countryside after a few beers.

saa · 15-04-2012 03:07AM

Expect to be really thirsty and need to pee a lot.
I thought beer taste rank for the first 7 years of my drinking escapades. I like a rum and coke as a tipple, yes goes down well.
You'll be grand as long as youre not drinking when upset or to escape something all the time the only thing to worry about is beer gut and liver disease, the normal stuft.

im invisible · 15-04-2012 03:08AM

Brandy or beer? Water's a good idea

saa · 15-04-2012 03:10AM

I like when its warm outside, long summer evening, well into tipsy, its just getting dark and you've wandered out of a house party with a few friends to go frolicking in some fields, skipping and such.

Babybuff · 15-04-2012 03:11AM

drink the non alcoholic stuff, tastes the same and after a while you won't know the difference.

grindle · 15-04-2012 03:13AM

Babybuff wrote: »

drink the non alcoholic stuff, tastes the same and after a while you won't know the difference.

Not the Bavaria sh!t, oh no it doesn't.

Babybuff · 15-04-2012 03:19AM

o yesh it does.

Erdinger is lovely non alcoholic, nicer than the alcoholic stuff. just be careful not to mistake one for the other though, the real stuff is fair strong.

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