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mikom

Taking my first beer tomorrow night, what can i expect?

The government say it's legal and they tax it, so it must be fine.

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grindle

Babybuff wrote: »

o yesh it does.

Erdinger is lovely non alcoholic, nicer than the alcoholic stuff. just be careful not to mistake one for the other though, the real stuff is fair strong.

I shall try it, and am used to Erdinger and stronger.
If you lie, heaven shall forsake your name.

gammygils

superstoner90 wrote: »

Down with this sorta thing.

Careful Now!

MarcusFenix

If you're not sure about drinking don't drink beer, not the usual stuff sold in Irelandia-land-ville-town anyway 'cos all you'll get in fizzy urine, drink some belgian/deutsch beers and you will be in danger of instantaneous alcoholism(y'no, 'cos they taste so good)! Or alternatively have a few captain n cokes, smooooooooooo-ooooooth!:rolleyes::pac:

d1992

Thats cute, I remember when I had my first beer.

grindle

d1992 wrote: »

Thats cute, I remember when I had my first beer.

Disclaimer: Thread is not about beer.

empacher

SWIM finds Berocca and Vitamin B12 can reduce a lot of the 'skag' effects. Taken before going to bed and when SWIM wakes up. Reduces the depression/paranoia SWIM got somethings after having a bEer.

grindle

empacher wrote: »

SWIM finds Berocca and Vitamin B12 can reduce a lot of the 'skag' effects. Taken before going to bed and when SWIM wakes up. Reduces the depression/paranoia SWIM got somethings after having a bEer.

Fairly sure that 'SWIM' malarkey is just an ill-conceived forum façade that would never stand up in court, but thanks for the tip!

empacher

grindle wrote: »

Fairly sure that 'SWIM' malarkey is just an ill-conceived forum façade that would never stand up in court, but thanks for the tip!

*puts nerdy glasses on*

Reroutes IP address to somewhere in south east asia.

Sunnyisland

mikom wrote: »

Bit iffy about it to be honest.

There is a guy who my mom has told me about for years and it has always put the fear n me when it comes to alcohol, he was a doctor, took a beer, his first time doing it, came from a "good brewery" whatever was in that bottle switched something in his brain that convinced him he had to kill his niece, he tried it and is still in a mental institution on plenty of drugs now that are trying to fix whatever that alcohol did to his brain. Fairly sad story really. Is it worth the possibility of something like this happening even if it is only a slight chance?

Afaik most people who drink drink responsibly and don't try to murder anyone,Enjoy it you be fine

44leto

Remember OP "a long journey begins with one step" so with this one pint who will set your life on a course to a beer gut, unfitness, ill health, being broke, broken homes and ruined relationships, a liver the size of a football, cirrhosis and death.....Enjoy.

DonQuay1

mikom wrote: »

Taking my first beer tomorrow night, what can i expect?

Ummm .... beer!

(Sorry for the one word reply ...... but it seems so obvious an answer and succinct too.)

the purple tin

You probably won't enjoy your first beer. It takes a little while to get the taste for it.

Then you're snared for life

Seomra Mushie

mikom wrote: »

Taking my first beer tomorrow night, what can i expect?

The government say it's legal and they tax it, so it must be fine.

Bills Hicks wannabe #1,023,055

:pac:

grindle

Seomra Mushie wrote: »

Bills Hicks wannabe #1,023,055

:pac:

No, this is a piss-take of the now-closed, short-lived thread 'Ecstasy'. It's satirical.

:pac:

Seomra Mushie

grindle wrote: »

No, this is a piss-take of the now-closed, short-lived thread 'Ecstasy'. It's satirical.

:pac:

I haven't been reading all the threads, my bad.

mikom

Seomra Mushie wrote: »

I haven't been reading all the threads, my bad.

♫ Wha..... wha.......... whaaaaaaaaaaa ♫

candy-gal1

ah cant beat the very first time you ever get drunk, or even tipsy tbh, go too far though and the ceiling is the floor and vice versa, well thats what i remember seeing and feeling like as i was floating around after my first drunk experience

:pac:

grindle

Seomra Mushie wrote: »

I haven't been reading all the threads, my bad.

Wouldn't expect you to read all the minor shhit that happens in the wee hours of a Saturday night/Sunday morning..
Needless to say, the boards mods think that everybody, given the chance, should take drugs immediately, and to forget the naysayers.
I think. I may have picked it up wrong, but the thread ended on a positive note drug-wise, so I think that's what they were getting at...

mikom wrote: »

♫ Wha..... wha.......... whaaaaaaaaaaa ♫

Nobody likes a smart-arse, mikom.

*secret smart-arse high-five*

A_Sober_Paddy

OP, enjoy your first beer tonight...i'd suggest a nice wheat beer like Erdinger or Paulaner.

Enjoy you beers, don't drink to get drunk and you'll be grand...But don't go mad on it now since your 18, your'll waste too much money and time on the stuff.

Between the age of 18 to 23 I'd have spend €8750...That's taking going out 25 times a year in the period spending an average of €70 a night...now my calculations are on the conservative end, as I was in college I drank at least once a week...

That €8750 is a lot of money

greenbicycle

mikom wrote: »

Bit iffy about it to be honest.

There is a guy who my mom has told me about for years and it has always put the fear n me when it comes to alcohol, he was a doctor, took a beer, his first time doing it, came from a "good brewery" whatever was in that bottle switched something in his brain that convinced him he had to kill his niece, he tried it and is still in a mental institution on plenty of drugs now that are trying to fix whatever that alcohol did to his brain. Fairly sad story really. Is it worth the possibility of something like this happening even if it is only a slight chance?

Hey! When I started reading this thread I was gonna post this very thing it being mine originally, should have got here sooner!

greenbicycle

Oh and eh......

Supposedly you should wait 20minutes before you take a second beer cause it takes that long to see the effects..... Something like that.....

df1985

your standards fall as you get hornier and hornier.....always ends well.

how did this ogre get in here!?

Mickey Dazzler

You should consider the night a failure if you don't wake up the following morning covered in your own shit, piss and vomit.

Babybuff

think maybe I should start taking drugs again

grindle

Babybuff wrote: »

think maybe I should start taking drugs again

You should definitely start taking drugs.
Nicotine, paracetamol and alcohol, all topped off with a little caffeine, it's the way forward.

Logical Fallacy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-djTGJZqLs

Grayson

Babybuff wrote: »

think maybe I should start taking drugs again

Pick me up a quarter and four speckled mitzi's when you're there?

Dermighty

mikom wrote: »

Taking my first beer tomorrow night, what can i expect?
The government say it's legal and they tax it, so it must be fine.

Taking your first beer....

It's not 1950 any more.

grindle

Dermighty wrote: »

Taking your first beer....

It's not 1950 any more.

Told me da' I was "doin' a line" with my mate at the club, he thought I was coming out to him!
Dads, eh?

Jim_Kiy

Alcohol is your Friend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FLKDyV1sfY