Pschophysiological Intense Military Training (PIMT)

investment · 06-03-2012 01:06AM #1

Due to the high amount of P.Ms I have received for advice on Military Training. I will be holding a number of PIMT sessions over the next few months. Those non- reg wishing to attend are more than welcome too. No usernames will be used.

First session: Psychological well being in the field Location: Phoenix Park(Front gate) Time: 7:50am Date:11/3/12 Fee: Free

You must be punctual- Arrive later than 5mins and you will be asked to leave
You must follow the instructor at all times
You must be medically fit- This is not a beginners course.
You will need shorts, runners and a tee shirt
Women cannot be accommodated due to intense training demands

beco2010 · 06-03-2012 01:36AM

sounds kinda good but what will be involved really not running around looking for IEDs and going down dark allys no joking

Dogwatch · 06-03-2012 09:26AM

How are you qualified to conduct such training?

Have you the appropriate medical training because we know you do not have any military skills or training?

Do you have the necessary permissions to conduct such training in the Phoenix Park?

Are you dreaming outside your box and becoming a hazard to other people?

When you did your IQ, are you sure you did not add an extra digit to it?

What organisation conducted your IQ test or is this something else you did yourself?

OS119 · 06-03-2012 09:27AM

Dogwatch wrote: »

How are you qualified to conduct such training?

Have you the appropriate medical training because we know you do not have any military skills or training?

Do you have the necessary permissions to conduct such training in the Phoenix Park?

Are you dreaming outside your box and becoming a hazard to other people?

When you did your IQ, are you sure you did not add an extra digit to it?

What organisation conducted your IQ test or is this something else you did yourself?

i think someone at the top of this thread is a bit 'unwell'.

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 06-03-2012 06:58PM

WOW......just WOW!!!!

goldie fish · 06-03-2012 09:16PM

Anyone wanna turn up with a camera, for the laugh..

Donny5 · 06-03-2012 09:27PM

goldie fish wrote: »

Anyone wanna turn up with a camera, for the laugh..

A camera and 12 cans... I'll be there.

Irish_Army01 · 06-03-2012 09:35PM

investment wrote: »

Due to the high amount of P.Ms I have received for advice on Military Training. I will be holding a number of PIMT sessions over the next few months. Those non- reg wishing to attend are more than welcome too. No usernames will be used.

First session: Psychological well being in the field Location: Phoenix Park(Front gate) Time: 7:50am Date:11/3/12 Fee: Free

You must be punctual- Arrive later than 5mins and you will be asked to leave

You must follow the instructor at all times

You must be medically fit- This is not a beginners course.

You will need shorts, runners and a tee shirt

Women cannot be accommodated due to intense training demands

Or bootcamp for short....:rolleyes:

westdub · 06-03-2012 10:23PM

goldie fish wrote: »

Anyone wanna turn up with a camera, for the laugh..

I'd prefer if someone turned up with some nets a tazer and straightjacket........

Lemming · 06-03-2012 10:51PM

hmm.... I'm not really sure that doing anything 'pschophysiological' or 'intense' with him in the park is such a good idea.

On reflection; I'm not sure if being anywhere near him is such a good idea. Unless ....

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Mods? Can we keep him? Please! We can put him in a bamboo cage and poke him with sharp pieces of fruit.

Local-womanizer · 07-03-2012 01:40AM

investment wrote: »

[*]Women cannot be accommodated due to intense training demands
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Ha! Brilliant!

It wasn't me! · 07-03-2012 02:10AM

So he wants to meet in the park and he's very specific that there be no women around... Hmmm...

Local-womanizer · 07-03-2012 02:13AM

It wasn't me! wrote: »

So he wants to meet in the park and he's very specific that there be no women around... Hmmm...

Must be the hormones taking affect!

beco2010 · 07-03-2012 02:24AM

this has to be another comedy sketch by investment

RMD · 07-03-2012 04:35AM

Investment you're first troll thread was funny enough but at this point you're ripping the piss. There's members of this forum who are currently / have served for various armed forces, some who have been deployed and seen direct combat. For all you know they may be suffering from PTSD or other psychological problems from their experiences of war, and for some little Walt like yourself to come in offering some form of "training", that is 1 step far too far.

If you want to take the piss stick to your less serious bullshít fantasies please.

beco2010 · 07-03-2012 01:32PM

investment have you even been in the RDF do have any military training i dont mean up late at night playing call of duty or walking down dimly lighted streets this thought that you think you know it all is just funny to ppl

Jawgap · 07-03-2012 03:11PM

With thanks to @It wasn't me.........

BigDuffman · 07-03-2012 04:31PM

Initial Reactions...

OP is:

A) Some well meaning but misguided recently graduated PT who wants to promote a "bootcamp". Who came to the wrong place.

Delusional walt.

First warning signal is "free".

The second, "no women". Either likes boys in shorts only or hasn't noticed that some of the females in the DF would piss rings around the average civvie conuterpart. They would also bottle you for suggesting such a thing.

The third, WTF is the pseudoscience name attached to it? Do you intend to run a scratch course in the phoenix park? Do you have liability, insurance / permission.

Who are you and what are your qualifications?

Feel free to post a rebuttal if we are all very wrong and you are in fact a superdeedooper psychology graduate / PT / military instructor.

Morpheus · 07-03-2012 04:40PM

Do I need to bring water?

the_syco · 07-03-2012 04:45PM

investment wrote: »

First session: Psychological well being in the field Location: Phoenix Park(Front gate) Time: 7:50am Date:11/3/12 Fee: Free

A bit early, but I hope to be near there at that time.

With a camera and a zoom lens.

goldie fish · 07-03-2012 11:08PM

It wasn't me! wrote: »

So he wants to meet in the park and he's very specific that there be no women around... Hmmm...

Where was emmet stagg caught? Maybe he is bringin you to the same hideaway?

beco2010 · 08-03-2012 02:56AM

i think investment phone home

investment · 11-03-2012 05:15PM

De-brief

It was great seeing such a good turn out this morning. And to the two lads who turned up late that had to be sent home I hope to see you next time but please be on time.

For those of you who gave me your email address I'll email you a brief of today’s training and how you scored.

I'm sorry I had to run off early today but I had to be back as the missus was having the parents over for dinner and I had to cook.

Today there was a lot of talking being the first day this is understandable however this will not be tolerated in future and beasting will be handed out by Roger who you all met today

I saw a lot of stubble and messy hair when I did my inspection. Those of you who I’ve spoken to know who you are and are on your last warning.
After consulting with Roger we have decided that all men must have a 3 hair cut and a clean shave before next week’s trip and from now on at training.
I expect everyone to brush their teeth and I don’t want to treated to any nasty smells on my inspection every again our you have to deal with Roger

A few of you were asking about a uniform...I will try my best to sort a uniform out even a shirt with each man’s name perhaps and our logo

Next weekend we will be heading on a military exercise up the mountains. It will be a two night trip. I will post up details later. Those who did not come today will not be allowed to attend this trip until they have completed regular training.

twinytwo · 11-03-2012 06:28PM

investment wrote: »

De-brief

It was great seeing such a good turn out this morning. And to the two lads who turned up late that had to be sent home I hope to see you next time but please be on time.

For those of you who gave me your email address I'll email you a brief of today’s training and how you scored.

I'm sorry I had to run off early today but I had to be back as the missus was having the parents over for dinner and I had to cook.

Today there was a lot of talking being the first day this is understandable however this will not be tolerated in future and beasting will be handed out by Roger who you all met today

I saw a lot of stubble and messy hair when I did my inspection. Those of you who I’ve spoken to know who you are and are on your last warning.
After consulting with Roger we have decided that all men must have a 3 hair cut and a clean shave before next week’s trip and from now on at training.
I expect everyone to brush their teeth and I don’t want to treated to any nasty smells on my inspection every again our you have to deal with Roger

A few of you were asking about a uniform...I will try my best to sort a uniform out even a shirt with each man’s name perhaps and our logo

Next weekend we will be heading on a military exercise up the mountains. It will be a two night trip. I will post up details later. Those who did not come today will not be allowed to attend this trip until they have completed regular training.

Sweet mother of divine c*rist...i thought i had seen it all....

Dogwatch · 11-03-2012 06:40PM

Mods....... Can you move this to the Walter Mitty sub forum.

Jawgap · 11-03-2012 07:07PM

Dogwatch wrote: »

Mods....... Can you move this to the Walter Mitty sub forum.

Mods - don't!!

These needs a whole new forum:)........

.......a special forum, for special people - where the walls are a little bit softer than the normal forum and where soft music is played constantly......

Manic Moran · 11-03-2012 07:53PM

I don't know... I find this somewhat entertaining.

However, yes, I think it'll go that way. With a warning to Investment that the laugh is over.

goldie fish · 11-03-2012 11:15PM

I'm pretty sure that was an illegal activity...

Dogwatch · 12-03-2012 10:19AM

goldie fish wrote: »

I'm pretty sure that was an illegal activity...

I agree but did it happen in his/her head. So far no other poster has come forward to admit attending, which a few said they would. There was also a photographer going to attend.........so far no photos.

As they say Photos or GTFO:p:p

OS119 · 12-03-2012 10:43AM

goldie fish wrote: »

I'm pretty sure that was an illegal activity...

what, in the toilets?

don't be too harsh GF - he was young and he needed the money.

Jawgap · 12-03-2012 12:03PM

Dogwatch wrote: »

I agree but did it happen in his/her head. So far no other poster has come forward to admit attending, which a few said they would. There was also a photographer going to attend.........so far no photos.

As they say Photos or GTFO:p:p

I'm sure if you ask anyone you'll get the following reply.......

"Sir, I am unaware of any such activity or operation... nor would I be disposed to discuss such an operation if it did in fact exist, sir."

First person to name the movie, gets an all expenses 2 night weekend trip away up the mountains:D

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