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N Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Assassinated?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭Aodan83


    Guill wrote: »
    The peoples front of Judea has entered North Korea.
    So has the Judeaen Peoples Front.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,711 ✭✭✭stimpson


    Aodan83 wrote: »
    So has the Judeaen Peoples Front.

    Spliters!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Daily Mail reporting that the British Empire has won The Second Boer War


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭Ganymede Glow


    It was because he was from Tallaght

    Best not go there actually


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭TiGeR KiNgS


    Nuke goes off in NK, no confirmed reports, just like the rest of this thread.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    China has taken control of NK. No link, guy in pub said so, he is usually spot on with things like this.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    I really need to pee but I'm afraid I'm gonna miss something :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,315 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Where To wrote: »
    I really need to pee but I'm afraid I'm gonna miss something :o

    The bowl?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭BunShopVoyeur


    Where To wrote: »
    I really need to pee but I'm afraid I'm gonna miss something :o

    Don't worry, the internet will be here when you get back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!! Its Saturday, 11 February 2012, 04:43:19. in Pyongyang :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Crap, If its the start of the end of the world " Maya 2012" do you think they will show Man Utd vs Pool tomorrow?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    SafeSurfer wrote: »
    I think this could be a positive development for the future of north Korea.

    Better the devil ye know, especially since coup d'etat's by there nature usually result in more oppression, and since it is probably the army expect purges galore.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    Where To wrote: »
    I really need to pee but I'm afraid I'm gonna miss something :o

    This thread is full of sh*te so far in terms of hard evidence so pissing in the corner might be acceptable just for this evening


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Don't worry, the internet will be here when you get back.
    I'm not so sure. Unconfirmed reports suggest these guys have entered NK for reasons unknown. Scary stuff.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭subway


    Nuke goes off in NK, no confirmed reports, just like the rest of this thread.

    I can now, literally, confirm this


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,645 ✭✭✭Daemos


    Did anyone else read the title and think how someone can be un-assassinated?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    subway wrote: »
    I can now, literally, confirm this
    Can you confirm that the reports are unconfirmed?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    There's been a shooting on my street, mad stuff

    Although it could of been a car going off.. and it probably isn't all too important, because I don't live in North Korea, so as you were, thought I'd share anyway!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭subway


    Where To wrote: »
    Can you confirm that the reports are unconfirmed?
    In fact, the opposite is more likely


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    When can we start looting...

    Because I kind of need a new Kidney...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,503 ✭✭✭youtheman


    How the hell can you be "un-assassinated", just don't get it!.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    There's been a shooting on my street, mad stuff

    Although it could of been a car going off.. and it probably isn't all too important, because I don't live in North Korea, so as you were, thought I'd share anyway!
    It could be a sleeper cell being activated. My advice is to stay indoors permanently.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    youtheman wrote: »
    How the hell can you be "un-assassinated", just don't get it!.

    Well if they can bring Bobby Ewing back with a TV shower scene, anything is possible! :D

    Fellow oldies will know what I'm on about! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Where To wrote: »
    It could be a sleeper cell being activated. My advice is to stay indoors permanently.

    Good advice, I'll keep everyone posted, if I don't reply in the next hour, then a North Korean opposed to Kim Jong Un has most certainly shot me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,630 ✭✭✭jaykay74


    subway wrote: »
    In fact, the opposite is more likely

    You mean he is not not dead or the opposite ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    I don't know whether I'd like this to be true or not. It's not really going to affect us in any meaningful way, and there's nothing like a bit of war in the news. Syrias get boring as f*** now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 237 ✭✭Man of Aran


    Rumour here is he absconded to some Grecian island with a wagon load of $$$$ cash in tow!
    If CONFIRMED, solves 2 pressing global issue in 1.
    -Indirectly injects some badly needed cash liquidity into Greek economy before Wed next final deadline.
    -Second, allows the people of N Korea to escape finally the clutches of the tyrannical Menta-Li-Ill family!:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Sindri wrote: »
    When can we start looting...

    Because I kind of need a new Kidney...
    I hear your pain brother.

    I'm currently paying 2c per MB here (damn vodafone)

    As soon as this is confirmed I'm going to load up some porn.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭subway


    jaykay74 wrote: »
    You mean he is not not dead or the opposite ?

    Now you're confusing me :confused::confused::confused:


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