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N Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Assassinated?

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http://gawker.com/5884033/chinese-twitter-says-kim-jong+un-was-assassinated-this-morning-in-beijing

Probably fake, but if true, he didnt last long. I expect the missiles to start flying tonight.

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Aodan83

Guill wrote: »

The peoples front of Judea has entered North Korea.

So has the Judeaen Peoples Front.

stimpson

Aodan83 wrote: »

So has the Judeaen Peoples Front.

Spliters!

Where To

Daily Mail reporting that the British Empire has won The Second Boer War

Ganymede Glow

It was because he was from Tallaght

Best not go there actually

TiGeR KiNgS

Nuke goes off in NK, no confirmed reports, just like the rest of this thread.

Guill

China has taken control of NK. No link, guy in pub said so, he is usually spot on with things like this.

Where To

I really need to pee but I'm afraid I'm gonna miss something

amacachi

Where To wrote: »

I really need to pee but I'm afraid I'm gonna miss something

The bowl?

BunShopVoyeur

Where To wrote: »

I really need to pee but I'm afraid I'm gonna miss something

Don't worry, the internet will be here when you get back.

Thrill

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!! Its Saturday, 11 February 2012, 04:43:19. in Pyongyang :eek:

Crann na Beatha

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Lando Griffin

Crap, If its the start of the end of the world " Maya 2012" do you think they will show Man Utd vs Pool tomorrow?

Sindri

SafeSurfer wrote: »

I think this could be a positive development for the future of north Korea.

Better the devil ye know, especially since coup d'etat's by there nature usually result in more oppression, and since it is probably the army expect purges galore.

HazDanz

Where To wrote: »

I really need to pee but I'm afraid I'm gonna miss something

This thread is full of sh*te so far in terms of hard evidence so pissing in the corner might be acceptable just for this evening

Where To

BunShopVoyeur wrote: »

Don't worry, the internet will be here when you get back.

I'm not so sure. Unconfirmed reports suggest these guys have entered NK for reasons unknown. Scary stuff.

subway

TiGeR KiNgS wrote: »

Nuke goes off in NK, no confirmed reports, just like the rest of this thread.

I can now, literally, confirm this

Daemos

Did anyone else read the title and think how someone can be un-assassinated?

Where To

subway wrote: »

I can now, literally, confirm this

Can you confirm that the reports are unconfirmed?

WoollyRedHat

There's been a shooting on my street, mad stuff

Although it could of been a car going off.. and it probably isn't all too important, because I don't live in North Korea, so as you were, thought I'd share anyway!

subway

Where To wrote: »

Can you confirm that the reports are unconfirmed?

In fact, the opposite is more likely

Sindri

When can we start looting...

Because I kind of need a new Kidney...

youtheman

How the hell can you be "un-assassinated", just don't get it!.

Where To

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

There's been a shooting on my street, mad stuff

Although it could of been a car going off.. and it probably isn't all too important, because I don't live in North Korea, so as you were, thought I'd share anyway!

It could be a sleeper cell being activated. My advice is to stay indoors permanently.

Biggins

youtheman wrote: »

How the hell can you be "un-assassinated", just don't get it!.

Well if they can bring Bobby Ewing back with a TV shower scene, anything is possible!

Fellow oldies will know what I'm on about! :pac:

WoollyRedHat

Where To wrote: »

It could be a sleeper cell being activated. My advice is to stay indoors permanently.

Good advice, I'll keep everyone posted, if I don't reply in the next hour, then a North Korean opposed to Kim Jong Un has most certainly shot me.

jaykay74

subway wrote: »

In fact, the opposite is more likely

You mean he is not not dead or the opposite ?

token101

I don't know whether I'd like this to be true or not. It's not really going to affect us in any meaningful way, and there's nothing like a bit of war in the news. Syrias get boring as f*** now.

Man of Aran

Rumour here is he absconded to some Grecian island with a wagon load of $$$$ cash in tow!
If CONFIRMED, solves 2 pressing global issue in 1.
-Indirectly injects some badly needed cash liquidity into Greek economy before Wed next final deadline.
-Second, allows the people of N Korea to escape finally the clutches of the tyrannical Menta-Li-Ill family!:D

Where To

Sindri wrote: »

When can we start looting...

Because I kind of need a new Kidney...

I hear your pain brother.

I'm currently paying 2c per MB here (damn vodafone)

As soon as this is confirmed I'm going to load up some porn.

subway

jaykay74 wrote: »

You mean he is not not dead or the opposite ?

Now you're confusing me