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Does Your Mickey Have A...

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  • #62
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    stupidusername wrote: »
    Change shape as in throughout generations becomes the same shape as the bent erect penis.it'd make sense if it becomes more common

    It may change shape so that it could accommodate a larger frontal lobe and it may even evolve to have a reproduction system not unlike marsupials.


  • #63
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    This is a warning.


  • #64
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    No
    Sindri wrote: »
    This is a warning.

    Reminds me of me, except I'm not black.


  • #65
    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,510 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    Sindri wrote: »
    Bend in it?


    There once was a fellow from Kent
    whose mickey in the middle was bent.
    To save all the trouble,
    he shoved it in double,
    and instead of coming he went.:)


  • #66
    ronan45
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭ronan45


    No
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  • #67
    link_2007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭link_2007


    Only when I wrap it around my waist. :cool:


  • #68
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


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    There was a guy on embarrassing bodies on ch4 who had a bend and needed surgery to straighten it. The surgery resulted in him losing an inch. Hate that.


  • #69
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    From personal experience, the ones that 'bend' are better :P

    Also most have a slight bend


  • #70
    manual_man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,267 ✭✭✭✭manual_man


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    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    From personal experience, the ones that 'bend' are better :P

    Also most have a slight bend

    Jenny you're a hero


  • #71
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    manual_man wrote: »
    Jenny you're a hero

    Makes sense sure, the vagina has a bend in it and if you want to hit the good spots you need a bendy willy to do it. :D


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  • #72
    manual_man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,267 ✭✭✭✭manual_man


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    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    manual_man wrote: »
    Jenny you're a hero

    Makes sense sure, the vagina has a bend in it and if you want to hit the good spots you need a bendy willy to do it. :D

    I'm having visions of a homing missile. It's all good though. It's important to hit the spots :D


  • #73
    smash
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    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Makes sense sure, the vagina has a bend in it and if you want to hit the good spots you need a bendy willy to do it. :D
    It depends on the direction of the bend!


  • #74
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    No
    smash wrote: »
    It depends on the direction of the bend!

    A bit of math and the direction/curvature of the bend can be accounted for.

    Ladies love sitting 16.5° Cowgirl.


  • #75
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    smash wrote: »
    It depends on the direction of the bend!

    one that bends downwards would be a hit with the ladies who enjoy a bit of doggy haha. Wonder if that's even possible, downwards pointing willy ... :confused:


  • #76
    giles lynchwood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 935 ✭✭✭giles lynchwood


    Tie a red brick around bell end,not only will this straighten it,but will also turn it black and make you a BIG hit with the ladie's"if they go black they never go back".
    RIDE ON BRO.


  • #77
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


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    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    one that bends downwards would be a hit with the ladies who enjoy a bit of doggy haha. Wonder if that's even possible, downwards pointing willy ... :confused:

    Yea you can get one like that. But lets face it, it's gonna be awkward for head and it'll look **** :D


    Anyone seen the colin farrell sex tape? His goes at a crazy sideways angle. haha


  • #78
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    manual_man wrote: »
    I'm having visions of a homing missile. It's all good though. It's important to hit the spots :D

    Some men do feel likes they're trying to slay an animal with a sword as opposed to having sex. It's more like poking than anything else, not fun at all ...

    The straight ones arn't nice anyway, they're like a human cattle prod.


  • #79
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    smash wrote: »
    Yea you can get one like that. But lets face it, it's gonna be awkward for head and it'll look **** :D


    Anyone seen the colin farrell sex tape? His goes at a crazy sideways angle. haha

    I'd say it would be easier to give a bj to a downwards pointing one, will follow the natural shape of the troat!


  • #80
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    No
    I've a right-angle willy, sometimes gets mistaken for a door handle :(

    Why people would be using my willy as a door handle is one thing, why I'd be removing handles off doors and putting me willy through the subsequent holes and act like a door handle is quite another.


  • #81
    smash
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    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    I'd say it would be easier to give a bj to a downwards pointing one, will follow the natural shape of the troat!
    Ahhh, a girl that takes deep throat! :D


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  • #82
    later12
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    I've heard that cruved willies are related to circumcision. This could be completely bogus, but my mate told me it was because a cut willie is less sensitive, and a guy presses down on it a lot more when he is eh, churning the butter:).


  • #83
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    No
    later10 wrote: »
    I've heard that cruved willies are related to circumcision. This could be completely bogus, but my mate told me it was because a cut willie is less sensitive, and a guy presses down on it a lot more when he is eh, churning the butter:).

    Well I can tell you thats a load of codswallop.


  • #84
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    No
    Dravokivich wrote: »
    Well I can tell you thats a load of codswallop.

    Seconded.


  • #85
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    No
    later10 wrote: »
    I've heard that cruved willies are related to circumcision.

    Can be caused by a scar(s) after a circumcision, in more cases than not. The skin would be tight around the scarred area which can result in bending the willy over a period of time.

    Though bendy willies are probably caused from yanking it too hard in the one direction :pac:


  • #86
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    smash wrote: »
    Yea you can get one like that. But lets face it, it's gonna be awkward for head and it'll look **** :D


    Anyone seen the colin farrell sex tape? His goes at a crazy sideways angle. haha

    i'll take a link to that please :D
    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    I'd say it would be easier to give a bj to a downwards pointing one, will follow the natural shape of the troat!

    nah, sure think about the angle at which you're likely to be going at it from...quite awkward.


  • #87
    Beal Tuille
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38 ✭Beal Tuille


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    As straight as a rod. When I get it 'going'. Which is getting rarer.


  • #88
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


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    Sindri wrote: »
    Bend in it?

    No, I have a very nice smooth long girthed up schlong with a lovely hint of purple at the top, smells lovely as well.

    It's completely straight most of the time. it only bends downwards when I see Sindri's username


  • #89
    smash
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    stupidusername wrote: »
    i'll take a link to that please :D

    Google it :D


  • #90
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    No, I have a very nice smooth long girthed up schlong with a lovely hint of purple at the top, smells lovely as well.

    It's completely straight most of the time. it only bends downwards when I see Sindri's username

    STOP B E I N G MEAN TO ME.

    I only wanted friends and maybe some casual klismaphilia.


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  • #91
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Ask in the Dail.

    Plenty of bent pricks in there.


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