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Does Your Mickey Have A...

  • 07-02-2012 11:19pm
    #1
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭


    Bend in it?

    Does Your Mickey Have A Bend In It? 187 votes

    Yes
    0%
    No
    25%
    CrashTzetzeDravokivichdanniemcqAfricaKieraMmmm_LemonyDuggy747themadchefxtal191NultySeachmallkryogenDancorGumble01DeedsieK4tmongdesadeMy name is URLLedger 48 votes
    Does Not Apply
    74%
    sixpack's little hatDocDont be at yourselfBeruthielDrag00n79dr strangelovenxbyveromdwjpgSkerriesKilOit[Deleted User]GO_Beargpjordanf1Howard the DuckseanybikerFGRRichieCTomk1JupiterKidsqurmollaetta 139 votes


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Comments

  • #2
    The Snipe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,484 ✭✭✭The Snipe


    Does Not Apply
    Thats no question to ask a woman! :O


    And No.


  • #3
    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    Does Not Apply
    No. I heard its a sign of cancer, get that checked, Sindri.


  • #4
    carfiosaoorl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 594 ✭✭✭carfiosaoorl


    Points and laughs


  • #5
    dagdha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 645 ✭✭✭dagdha


    Does your bend have a mickey in it?:pac:


  • #6
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Yes. Circumcised too. Want more info? Tough.


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  • #7
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Mickey? Mickey? Are you 11?


  • #8
    volvoman480
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 283 ✭✭volvoman480


    It used to, then I started fapping with the other hand!!:pac::pac:


  • #9
    hawkelady
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭hawkelady


    In nelson's voice. "HA HA ".


  • #10
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    volvoman480 wrote: »
    It used to, then I started fapping with the other hand!!:pac::pac:

    Does that work?

    Poll results so far are lies.


  • #11
    kryogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    No
    Mine has a bend, well, its more of a knot really, I find it easier to carry around if i roll it up and tie a little knot in it.


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  • #12
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Absolute bollix, if the pole;) wasn't public it would all be yes.


  • #13
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Mickey joe harte is quite the bender yes(:


  • #14
    cocalolaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭cocalolaman


    Does Not Apply
    so that's what they mean when they call you bent..


  • #15
    volvoman480
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 283 ✭✭volvoman480


    Sindri wrote: »
    Does that work?

    Poll results so far are lies.

    Seems to have done... Mrs Volvoman has no complaints anyway.


  • #16
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    My mickey has a face on it.

    It's the spit of Sean Gallagher.


  • #17
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Only if you're a pig, possibly a new insult to throw at your least favourite Garda.
    http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/50/does-a-pig-have-a-corkscrew-shaped-penisDoes a pig have a corkscrew-shaped penis?

    February 24, 1984
    Dear Cecil:
    This question came up recently in a conversation and was hotly discussed: does a pig have a corkscrew-shaped penis?
    — Joe C., Los Angeles
    Dear Joe:
    Only worthless California degenerates such as yourself are interested in things like this, Joe, but what the heck, I haven't gotten any threatening letters from the postal inspectors in weeks, and it's time to shake those suckers up. The answer to your question, incredibly enough, is yes — pigs do have corkscrew-shaped penises.


  • #18
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    mine is too small to see.


  • #19
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    No
    My Micky has the stigmata on it...



    Or i could just have a dose.


  • #20
    Doc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    Does Not Apply
    Mine dose a loop de loop.


  • #21
    El Horseboxo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,341 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    It bends a bit due to the weight of it around the 27 inch mark.


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  • #22
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    El Horseboxo wrote: »
    It bends a bit due to the weight of it around the 27 inch mark.

    ooh can you tie it in knots?


  • #23
    Doc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    Does Not Apply
    stupidusername wrote: »
    ooh can you tie it in knots?

    I hear he can and a bow and throw it over his shoulder like a continental soldier


  • #24
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Doc wrote: »
    I hear he can and a bow and throw it over his shoulder like a continental soldier

    *slides*


  • #25
    Dr. Manhattan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 190 ✭✭Dr. Manhattan


    Mine does, but it's so long it's not visible to the naked eye, like the horizon.


  • #26
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    My mickey was confiscated by my teacher :mad:


  • #27
    MickySticks
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭MickySticks


    No
    No


  • #28
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    My mickey was confiscated by my teacher :mad:

    Was that when you were drinking rosé with him in his apartment when he was giving you grinds.

    And you know what type of grinds I'ma talkin' 'bout.


  • #29
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Sindri wrote: »
    Was that when you were drinking rosé with him in his apartment when he was giving you grinds.

    And you know what type of grinds I'ma talkin' 'bout.
    No I was messing with it down the back of wood work and now I won't get it back till mid term :(:(


  • #30
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Sindri wrote: »
    Was that when you were drinking rosé with him in his apartment when he was giving you grinds.

    And you know what type of grinds I'ma talkin' 'bout.
    No I was messing with it down the back of wood work and now I won't get it back till mid term :(:(
    Was this morning wood work :)


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  • #31
    manual_man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,267 ✭✭✭✭manual_man


    Does Not Apply
    THIS ONE DOES
    mashsausage33.jpg

    Relax people, it's a sausage...


  • #32
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    No I was messing with it down the back of wood work and now I won't get it back till mid term :(:(

    Were you screwing around with your tool and hammer it into a wrench?




    ;)


  • #33
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    OP just beat it into shape.


  • #34
    YBTurbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 365 ✭✭YBTurbo


    Does Not Apply
    So you really just wanna find out who's a bender or not?


  • #35
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    44leto wrote: »
    OP just beat it into shape.

    Well that is a helpful and sensible post.:p

    I hope you're not a doctor.


  • #36
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Mine bends up when i'm "happy"


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  • #37
    manual_man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,267 ✭✭✭✭manual_man


    Does Not Apply
    Senna wrote: »
    Mine bends up when i'm "happy"

    Kind of like a snorkle, so


  • #38
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    manual_man wrote: »
    Kind of like a snorkle, so

    Well i cant breathe through it like a snorkel, but the wife does try to breathe through it ever-so-often.


  • #39
    Washington Irving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,066 ✭✭✭Washington Irving


    Does Not Apply
    I voted yes so the OP wouldn't feel so bad


  • #40
    cian68
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 894 ✭✭✭cian68


    No
    After years of crippling insecurity I recently heard an upward bend is a good thing and I am now taking it as 100% truth.


  • #41
    Darksaga87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,990 ✭✭✭Darksaga87


    Does Not Apply
    If its got a bend, it's made for a poop shoot.

    He shoots, he scores! Right up the vag.


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  • #42
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    What has been seen cannot be unseen.


  • #43
    manual_man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,267 ✭✭✭✭manual_man


    Does Not Apply
    Time for bed methinks. Make sure you lie comfortably, whether it's to the left, or to the right. It's always one or the other, lets be honest. What that means (left v right) I don't know. A question for another thread I'd imagine. Goodnight


  • #44
    wilkie2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭wilkie2006


    efb wrote: »
    Mickey? Mickey? Are you 11?

    You'd better hope he's not. Talking to 11 year-olds about their mickeys can get you in trouble.


  • #45
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    That's not a fair question to ask on boards. Many of the people here haven't seen their own mickey in years.

    Anyone want another doughnut?


  • #46
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    No
    Mickey is my pet anaconda so yes


  • #47
    wilkie2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭wilkie2006


    CrazyRabbit wrote: »
    That's not a fair question to ask on boards. Many of the people here haven't seen their own mickey in years.

    Anyone want another doughnut?

    Not if they're ring doughnuts; I'd be worried about where you keep them


  • #48
    Mmmm_Lemony
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 891 ✭✭✭Mmmm_Lemony


    No
    Looks like a raleigh burner grip.


  • #49
    Doc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    Does Not Apply
    54kroc, cian68, Corkblowin, EmatoelDiablo, Jul3s, K4t, kryogen, LostCorkGuy, MickySticks, Mmmm_Lemony, Nulty, Sacramento, TheLynx, themadchef, where do i go from here

    All have deformed mickeys!

    Who made this an open poll LOL


  • #50
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    They're not deformed,it's reasonably common.


  • #51
    Nulty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,838 ✭✭✭Nulty


    No
    Doc wrote: »
    54kroc, cian68, Corkblowin, EmatoelDiablo, Jul3s, K4t, kryogen, LostCorkGuy, MickySticks, Mmmm_Lemony, Nulty, Sacramento, TheLynx, themadchef, where do i go from here

    All have deformed mickeys!

    Who made this an open poll LOL

    Whats up doc? Nothing to hide.
    stupidusername wrote: »
    They're not deformed,it's reasonably common.

    I knew he wasn't a real doctor!


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