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Sindri

Bend in it?

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Sindri

stupidusername wrote: »

Change shape as in throughout generations becomes the same shape as the bent erect penis.it'd make sense if it becomes more common

It may change shape so that it could accommodate a larger frontal lobe and it may even evolve to have a reproduction system not unlike marsupials.

Sindri

This is a warning.

Dravokivich

Sindri wrote: »

This is a warning.

Reminds me of me, except I'm not black.

Ellis Dee

Sindri wrote: »

Bend in it?

There once was a fellow from Kent
whose mickey in the middle was bent.
To save all the trouble,
he shoved it in double,
and instead of coming he went.:)

ronan45

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link_2007

Only when I wrap it around my waist. :cool:

smash

There was a guy on embarrassing bodies on ch4 who had a bend and needed surgery to straighten it. The surgery resulted in him losing an inch. Hate that.

Jen Pigs Fly

From personal experience, the ones that 'bend' are better :P

Also most have a slight bend

manual_man

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

From personal experience, the ones that 'bend' are better :P

Also most have a slight bend

Jenny you're a hero

Jen Pigs Fly

manual_man wrote: »

Jenny you're a hero

Makes sense sure, the vagina has a bend in it and if you want to hit the good spots you need a bendy willy to do it.

manual_man

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

manual_man wrote: »

Jenny you're a hero

Makes sense sure, the vagina has a bend in it and if you want to hit the good spots you need a bendy willy to do it.

I'm having visions of a homing missile. It's all good though. It's important to hit the spots

smash

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Makes sense sure, the vagina has a bend in it and if you want to hit the good spots you need a bendy willy to do it.

It depends on the direction of the bend!

Seachmall

smash wrote: »

It depends on the direction of the bend!

A bit of math and the direction/curvature of the bend can be accounted for.

Ladies love sitting 16.5° Cowgirl.

Jen Pigs Fly

smash wrote: »

It depends on the direction of the bend!

one that bends downwards would be a hit with the ladies who enjoy a bit of doggy haha. Wonder if that's even possible, downwards pointing willy ...

giles lynchwood

Tie a red brick around bell end,not only will this straighten it,but will also turn it black and make you a BIG hit with the ladie's"if they go black they never go back".
RIDE ON BRO.

smash

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

one that bends downwards would be a hit with the ladies who enjoy a bit of doggy haha. Wonder if that's even possible, downwards pointing willy ...

Yea you can get one like that. But lets face it, it's gonna be awkward for head and it'll look ****

Anyone seen the colin farrell sex tape? His goes at a crazy sideways angle. haha

Jen Pigs Fly

manual_man wrote: »

I'm having visions of a homing missile. It's all good though. It's important to hit the spots

Some men do feel likes they're trying to slay an animal with a sword as opposed to having sex. It's more like poking than anything else, not fun at all ...

The straight ones arn't nice anyway, they're like a human cattle prod.

Jen Pigs Fly

smash wrote: »

Yea you can get one like that. But lets face it, it's gonna be awkward for head and it'll look ****

Anyone seen the colin farrell sex tape? His goes at a crazy sideways angle. haha

I'd say it would be easier to give a bj to a downwards pointing one, will follow the natural shape of the troat!

Duggy747

I've a right-angle willy, sometimes gets mistaken for a door handle

Why people would be using my willy as a door handle is one thing, why I'd be removing handles off doors and putting me willy through the subsequent holes and act like a door handle is quite another.

smash

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

I'd say it would be easier to give a bj to a downwards pointing one, will follow the natural shape of the troat!

Ahhh, a girl that takes deep throat!

later12

I've heard that cruved willies are related to circumcision. This could be completely bogus, but my mate told me it was because a cut willie is less sensitive, and a guy presses down on it a lot more when he is eh, churning the butter:).

Dravokivich

later10 wrote: »

I've heard that cruved willies are related to circumcision. This could be completely bogus, but my mate told me it was because a cut willie is less sensitive, and a guy presses down on it a lot more when he is eh, churning the butter:).

Well I can tell you thats a load of codswallop.

Seachmall

Dravokivich wrote: »

Well I can tell you thats a load of codswallop.

Seconded.

Duggy747

later10 wrote: »

I've heard that cruved willies are related to circumcision.

Can be caused by a scar(s) after a circumcision, in more cases than not. The skin would be tight around the scarred area which can result in bending the willy over a period of time.

Though bendy willies are probably caused from yanking it too hard in the one direction :pac:

stupidusername

smash wrote: »

Yea you can get one like that. But lets face it, it's gonna be awkward for head and it'll look ****

Anyone seen the colin farrell sex tape? His goes at a crazy sideways angle. haha

i'll take a link to that please

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

I'd say it would be easier to give a bj to a downwards pointing one, will follow the natural shape of the troat!

nah, sure think about the angle at which you're likely to be going at it from...quite awkward.

Beal Tuille

As straight as a rod. When I get it 'going'. Which is getting rarer.

Stiffler2

Sindri wrote: »

Bend in it?

No, I have a very nice smooth long girthed up schlong with a lovely hint of purple at the top, smells lovely as well.

It's completely straight most of the time. it only bends downwards when I see Sindri's username

smash

stupidusername wrote: »

i'll take a link to that please

Google it

Sindri

Stiffler2 wrote: »

No, I have a very nice smooth long girthed up schlong with a lovely hint of purple at the top, smells lovely as well.

It's completely straight most of the time. it only bends downwards when I see Sindri's username

STOP B E I N G MEAN TO ME.

I only wanted friends and maybe some casual klismaphilia.

stovelid

Ask in the Dail.

Plenty of bent pricks in there.