Advertisement
Help Keep Boards Alive. Support us by going ad free today. See here: https://subscriptions.boards.ie/.
https://www.boards.ie/group/1878-subscribers-forum

Private Group for paid up members of Boards.ie. Join the club.
Hi all, please see this major site announcement: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058427594/boards-ie-2026

Does Your Mickey Have A...

245

Comments

  • #32
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    No I was messing with it down the back of wood work and now I won't get it back till mid term :(:(

    Were you screwing around with your tool and hammer it into a wrench?




    ;)


  • #33
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    OP just beat it into shape.


  • #34
    YBTurbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 365 ✭✭YBTurbo


    Does Not Apply
    So you really just wanna find out who's a bender or not?


  • #35
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    44leto wrote: »
    OP just beat it into shape.

    Well that is a helpful and sensible post.:p

    I hope you're not a doctor.


  • #36
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Mine bends up when i'm "happy"


  • Advertisement
  • #37
    manual_man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,267 ✭✭✭✭manual_man


    Does Not Apply
    Senna wrote: »
    Mine bends up when i'm "happy"

    Kind of like a snorkle, so


  • #38
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    manual_man wrote: »
    Kind of like a snorkle, so

    Well i cant breathe through it like a snorkel, but the wife does try to breathe through it ever-so-often.


  • #39
    Washington Irving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,066 ✭✭✭Washington Irving


    Does Not Apply
    I voted yes so the OP wouldn't feel so bad


  • #40
    cian68
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 894 ✭✭✭cian68


    No
    After years of crippling insecurity I recently heard an upward bend is a good thing and I am now taking it as 100% truth.


  • #41
    Darksaga87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,990 ✭✭✭Darksaga87


    Does Not Apply
    If its got a bend, it's made for a poop shoot.

    He shoots, he scores! Right up the vag.


  • Advertisement
  • #42
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    What has been seen cannot be unseen.


  • #43
    manual_man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,267 ✭✭✭✭manual_man


    Does Not Apply
    Time for bed methinks. Make sure you lie comfortably, whether it's to the left, or to the right. It's always one or the other, lets be honest. What that means (left v right) I don't know. A question for another thread I'd imagine. Goodnight


  • #44
    wilkie2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭wilkie2006


    efb wrote: »
    Mickey? Mickey? Are you 11?

    You'd better hope he's not. Talking to 11 year-olds about their mickeys can get you in trouble.


  • #45
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    That's not a fair question to ask on boards. Many of the people here haven't seen their own mickey in years.

    Anyone want another doughnut?


  • #46
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    No
    Mickey is my pet anaconda so yes


  • #47
    wilkie2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭wilkie2006


    CrazyRabbit wrote: »
    That's not a fair question to ask on boards. Many of the people here haven't seen their own mickey in years.

    Anyone want another doughnut?

    Not if they're ring doughnuts; I'd be worried about where you keep them


  • #48
    Mmmm_Lemony
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 891 ✭✭✭Mmmm_Lemony


    No
    Looks like a raleigh burner grip.


  • #49
    Doc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    Does Not Apply
    54kroc, cian68, Corkblowin, EmatoelDiablo, Jul3s, K4t, kryogen, LostCorkGuy, MickySticks, Mmmm_Lemony, Nulty, Sacramento, TheLynx, themadchef, where do i go from here

    All have deformed mickeys!

    Who made this an open poll LOL


  • #50
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    They're not deformed,it's reasonably common.


  • #51
    Nulty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,843 ✭✭✭Nulty


    No
    Doc wrote: »
    54kroc, cian68, Corkblowin, EmatoelDiablo, Jul3s, K4t, kryogen, LostCorkGuy, MickySticks, Mmmm_Lemony, Nulty, Sacramento, TheLynx, themadchef, where do i go from here

    All have deformed mickeys!

    Who made this an open poll LOL

    Whats up doc? Nothing to hide.
    stupidusername wrote: »
    They're not deformed,it's reasonably common.

    I knew he wasn't a real doctor!


  • Advertisement
  • #52
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    stupidusername wrote: »
    They're not deformed,it's reasonably common.

    Oh, upon your high horse, eh?

    So anyone with a bendy straw is a peasant now? Does your Ladyship's most royal companion his Lordship have a straight mickey, and you've only ever seen a bendy on when you demanded Ernie, the stable boy to debag his trousers and show you his.


  • #53
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    In fact I would make the argument that it's evolution at work... :cool:

    :D Sindri you should be a comedian. Her ladyship hasn't got a lordship


  • #54
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    stupidusername wrote: »
    In fact I would make the argument that it's evolution at work... :cool:

    :D Sindri you should be a comedian. Her ladyship hasn't got a lordship

    That's because you're not being slutty enough.


  • #55
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Sindri wrote: »
    That's because you're not being slutty enough.

    Or too slutty.

    Wouldn't it be funny if vaginas changed shape too.


  • #56
    Doc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    Does Not Apply
    stupidusername wrote: »
    They're not deformed,it's reasonably common.

    Just becouse somthing is common doesn’t mean that its not an abnormality. Curvature of the penis is an abnormal bend in the penis that occurs during erection. It is also called Peyronie's disease.


  • #57
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Doc wrote: »
    Just becouse somthing is common dosing meant that its not an abnormality
    Assuming you meant to write 'doesn't' there,am yeah that is what it means generally. Abnormal = not normal = uncommon. The more common something is the more acceptable it is,so the more normal it's seen as


  • #58
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    stupidusername wrote: »
    Or too slutty.

    Wouldn't it be funny if vaginas changed shape too.

    :D

    You can never dress to slutty, even not dressing at all isn't too slutty.

    Change shape like transform? Can your vagina transform into things you need?

    Any way, give it time, the unwanted remodelling may (will) happen any way.


  • #59
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Change shape as in throughout generations becomes the same shape as the bent erect penis.it'd make sense if it becomes more common


  • #60
    Doc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    Does Not Apply
    stupidusername wrote: »
    Assuming you meant to write 'doesn't' there,am yeah that is what it means generally. Abnormal = not normal = uncommon. The more common something is the more acceptable it is,so the more normal it's seen as

    It's not normal but is common => abnormal.

    As you can see from the poll most men don’t have it. It is also a treatable medical condition so it is not normal. True I could have been a bit more tactful but that’s not what after hours is about.


  • Advertisement
  • #61
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    I suppose it depends on your way of looking at normal.normal can mean a healthy person or normal can mean what is common to find.you mean normal as in a healthy being.


Advertisement
Advertisement