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Does Your Mickey Have A...

  • 08-02-2012 12:19AM
    #1
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭


    Bend in it?

    Does Your Mickey Have A Bend In It? 187 votes

    Yes
    0%
    No
    25%
    CrashTzetzeDravokivichdanniemcqAfricaKieraMmmm_LemonyDuggy747themadchefxtal191NultySeachmallkryogenDancorGumble01DeedsieK4tmongdesadeMy name is URLLedger 48 votes
    Does Not Apply
    74%
    sixpack's little hatDocDont be at yourselfBeruthielDrag00n79dr strangelovenxbyveromdwjpgSkerriesKilOit[Deleted User]GO_Beargpjordanf1Howard the DuckseanybikerFGRRichieCTomk1JupiterKidsqurmollaetta 139 votes


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Comments

  • #2
    The Snipe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,484 ✭✭✭The Snipe


    Does Not Apply
    Thats no question to ask a woman! :O


    And No.


  • #3
    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    Does Not Apply
    No. I heard its a sign of cancer, get that checked, Sindri.


  • #4
    carfiosaoorl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 594 ✭✭✭carfiosaoorl


    Points and laughs


  • #5
    dagdha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 645 ✭✭✭dagdha


    Does your bend have a mickey in it?:pac:


  • #6
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Yes. Circumcised too. Want more info? Tough.


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  • #7
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Mickey? Mickey? Are you 11?


  • #8
    volvoman480
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 283 ✭✭volvoman480


    It used to, then I started fapping with the other hand!!:pac::pac:


  • #9
    hawkelady
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭hawkelady


    In nelson's voice. "HA HA ".


  • #10
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    volvoman480 wrote: »
    It used to, then I started fapping with the other hand!!:pac::pac:

    Does that work?

    Poll results so far are lies.


  • #11
    kryogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    No
    Mine has a bend, well, its more of a knot really, I find it easier to carry around if i roll it up and tie a little knot in it.


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  • #12
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Absolute bollix, if the pole;) wasn't public it would all be yes.


  • #13
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Mickey joe harte is quite the bender yes(:


  • #14
    cocalolaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭cocalolaman


    Does Not Apply
    so that's what they mean when they call you bent..


  • #15
    volvoman480
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 283 ✭✭volvoman480


    Sindri wrote: »
    Does that work?

    Poll results so far are lies.

    Seems to have done... Mrs Volvoman has no complaints anyway.


  • #16
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    My mickey has a face on it.

    It's the spit of Sean Gallagher.


  • #17
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Only if you're a pig, possibly a new insult to throw at your least favourite Garda.
    http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/50/does-a-pig-have-a-corkscrew-shaped-penisDoes a pig have a corkscrew-shaped penis?

    February 24, 1984
    Dear Cecil:
    This question came up recently in a conversation and was hotly discussed: does a pig have a corkscrew-shaped penis?
    — Joe C., Los Angeles
    Dear Joe:
    Only worthless California degenerates such as yourself are interested in things like this, Joe, but what the heck, I haven't gotten any threatening letters from the postal inspectors in weeks, and it's time to shake those suckers up. The answer to your question, incredibly enough, is yes — pigs do have corkscrew-shaped penises.


  • #18
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    mine is too small to see.


  • #19
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    No
    My Micky has the stigmata on it...



    Or i could just have a dose.


  • #20
    Doc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    Does Not Apply
    Mine dose a loop de loop.


  • #21
    El Horseboxo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,354 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    It bends a bit due to the weight of it around the 27 inch mark.


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  • #22
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    El Horseboxo wrote: »
    It bends a bit due to the weight of it around the 27 inch mark.

    ooh can you tie it in knots?


  • #23
    Doc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    Does Not Apply
    stupidusername wrote: »
    ooh can you tie it in knots?

    I hear he can and a bow and throw it over his shoulder like a continental soldier


  • #24
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Doc wrote: »
    I hear he can and a bow and throw it over his shoulder like a continental soldier

    *slides*


  • #25
    Dr. Manhattan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 190 ✭✭Dr. Manhattan


    Mine does, but it's so long it's not visible to the naked eye, like the horizon.


  • #26
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    My mickey was confiscated by my teacher :mad:


  • #27
    MickySticks
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭MickySticks


    No
    No


  • #28
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    My mickey was confiscated by my teacher :mad:

    Was that when you were drinking rosé with him in his apartment when he was giving you grinds.

    And you know what type of grinds I'ma talkin' 'bout.


  • #29
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Sindri wrote: »
    Was that when you were drinking rosé with him in his apartment when he was giving you grinds.

    And you know what type of grinds I'ma talkin' 'bout.
    No I was messing with it down the back of wood work and now I won't get it back till mid term :(:(


  • #30
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Sindri wrote: »
    Was that when you were drinking rosé with him in his apartment when he was giving you grinds.

    And you know what type of grinds I'ma talkin' 'bout.
    No I was messing with it down the back of wood work and now I won't get it back till mid term :(:(
    Was this morning wood work :)


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  • #31
    manual_man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,267 ✭✭✭✭manual_man


    Does Not Apply
    THIS ONE DOES
    mashsausage33.jpg

    Relax people, it's a sausage...


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