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  • #32
    oldyouth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,754 ✭✭✭oldyouth


    I have never been at a Gaelic match, hurling or football, at any level. Also, I've never tasted peanut butter. Sometimes I feel as if I'm missing out on the latter


  • #33
    RikkFlair
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,110 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    I have never chased a naked Miriam O'Callaghan through the fields of Saturn, whilst brandishing an erect choc ice and roaring a version of The Rolling Stones "I Can't Get No Satisfaction".

    Call me old fashioned....


  • #34
    Rothko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,959 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    I've never been to KFC


  • #35
    Rothko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,959 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    oldyouth wrote: »
    I have never been at a Gaelic match, hurling or football, at any level. Also, I've never tasted peanut butter. Sometimes I feel as if I'm missing out on the latter

    I never tasted peanut butter until about a year ago. You're not missing out.


  • #36
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    Suas11 wrote: »
    I never tasted peanut butter until about a year ago. You're not missing out.

    this is a lie, you are missing out....
    Mmmm sticky nuts.....


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  • #37
    skregs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 746 ✭✭✭skregs


    I have never bought weed off anyone on boards, mainly because no one ever messages me


  • #38
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    I've never been banned from Boards.


  • #39
    flanders1979
    Closed Accounts Posts: 638 ✭✭✭flanders1979


    ....fired the gun before I got it out of the holster


  • #40
    al28283
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭al28283


    Shryke wrote: »
    I have never ****ed another man.

    Just the one then?


  • #41
    Littlehorny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,351 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    Have never smoked, never even tried it.


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  • #42
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    i have never owned an iPod / mp3 player / whatever
    skregs wrote: »
    I have never bought weed off anyone on boards, mainly because no one ever messages me
    PM sent


  • #43
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I've never taken a foreign holiday, in fact I've never left the island at all.


  • #44
    Loomis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Loomis


    been to Meath....


  • #45
    johnayo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    I have never had a tracker mortgage.:mad:


  • #46
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    I have never cheated on my partner
    I have never shoplifted
    I have never watched Sex and the City
    I have never drank jaggermister
    I have never been to collage
    I have never tried drugs
    I have never been to a nightclub legally


  • #47
    Hail 2 Da Thief
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,615 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Thief


    I have never got a ride..........never got a ride..........never got a ride on a tractor!


  • #48
    RikkFlair
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,110 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    lil'bug wrote: »
    I have never been to collage

    Collage classes are cool. You're missing out!


  • #49
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Never ever have I ever felt so low
    Never ever have I ever felt so sad
    Never ever have I had to find
    I've never ever had my conscience to fight


  • #50
    acidskiffle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭acidskiffle


    I have never broken a bone because I am presumably invincible.


  • #51
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    RikkFlair wrote: »
    Collage classes are cool. You're missing out!

    I do like pretty colours :p I always end up eating the paste :eek:


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  • #52
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    Watched an episode of The Sopranos.

    Laughed at South Park or Family Guy.

    Played a game on Facebook.

    Been to any sporting event.

    Owned an iPod.

    Paid to download music.

    Illegally downloaded an album that is readily available on CD (I have downloaded lots of bootleg concerts and albums that aren't available anymore).

    Called or texted someone on a mobile. I didn't own a mobile until someone gave me one a few months ago. Now that I do own one I have yet to use it.


  • #53
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Littlehorny wrote: »
    I have never stolen anything in my life, its the principle!

    **** the principle, he doesn't own you, you do what you want.


  • #54
    tvercetti
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭tvercetti


    I have never punched a woman in the ovaries


  • #55
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    I have never drank tea or coffee
    I have never felt so at peace with myself and confident in myself as I do now


  • #56
    jimbobaloobob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭jimbobaloobob


    i have never eaten an egg
    i have never peed in a swimming pool
    i have never worn womens underwear


  • #57
    Fromthetrees
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    I have never paid for anything through the internet. :p


  • #58
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    I'm not crazy
    I'm sure I ain't done nothing wrong, no
    I'm just waiting
    'Cause I heard that this feeling
    won't last that long

    Never ever have I ever felt so low
    When you gonna take me out of this black hole?
    Never ever have I ever felt so sad
    The way I'm feeling yeah, you got me feeling really bad

    Never ever have I had to find
    I've had to dig away to find my own peace of mind
    I've Never ever had my conscience to fight
    The way I'm feeling, yeah, I just don't feel right


  • #59
    annascott
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,271 ✭✭✭annascott


    I have never been on a package holiday


  • #60
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Climbed Everest, My Dad who is a mountaineer never got the chance to attempt it. We were talking about it tonight and I promised him I'd do it one day.


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  • #61
    ihsb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 678 ✭✭✭ihsb


    Had a one night stand, kissed a girl, watched the Godfather...


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