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  • 04-02-2012 11:04PM
    #1
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭


    Not sure if this has been done before...

    Very easy, just tell us some things you have never experienced.

    I will go first (being the op!),
    i have never... Had a one night stand, eaten a beetroot, been to an opera, been arrested, worn shorts as an adult, liked any of my friends cats, done any (good) drugs, been interailing, farted and followed through or danced like noone was watching:)

    (dont think there is any need for piss blasting/your ma etc?-it probably goes without saying)


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  • #2
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,023 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    ,
    i have never...
    Had a one night stand,
    been arrested,
    worn shorts as an adult,
    done any (good) drugs,
    danced like noone was watching

    :eek: Are you 10?


  • #3
    Urquell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 160 ✭✭Urquell


    Voted FF.


  • #4
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    drunkmonkey wrote: »
    :eek: Are you 10?

    31! Have i missed out?:p


  • #5
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,023 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    31! Have i missed out?:p


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  • #6
    Swampy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,104 ✭✭✭Swampy


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    31! Have i missed out?:p
    Yes, you have missed out. Big time.

    Beetroots are awesome.


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  • #7
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    Well maybe some of the stuff you have never experienced i already have!


    Beetroot.....shudder


  • #8
    Lawrence1895
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    Voted FG or FF ;)


  • #9
    lividduck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,250 ✭✭✭lividduck


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    31! Have i missed out?:p
    Go on..live a little


  • #10
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    jockeyboard wrote: »

    I will go first (being the op!),
    i have never... Had a one night stand, eaten a beetroot, been to an opera, been arrested, worn shorts as an adult, liked any of my friends cats, done any (good) drugs, been interailing, farted and followed through or danced like noone was watching:)

    I have actually done all of those things and I'm 21.

    I'm disappointed OP :cool:


  • #11
    Loomis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Loomis


    Watched Star Wars.


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  • #12
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    Immaculate Pasta wrote: »
    I have actually done all of those things and I'm 21.

    I'm disappointed OP :cool:

    even the beetroot??? Wtf


  • #13
    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    Bungee jumped.

    FCK THAT SH1T!


  • #14
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    I have never done lots of things.
    I have never seen cornation street or eastenders
    I have never taken any hard drugs other then alcohol

    I could go all day.


  • #15
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    I have never ****ed another man.


  • #16
    Jesus Shaves
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    I have never:

    gone swimming
    had a homosexual encounter
    passed a unionist without spitting at them
    robbed the wheels off a pram


  • #17
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    I've never killed another person.


  • #18
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    i have never... Had a one night stand, eaten a beetroot, been to an opera, been arrested, worn shorts as an adult, liked any of my friends cats, done any (good) drugs, been interailing, farted and followed through or danced like noone was watching:)

    I've done all of those except one and that was just today. C'mon dude, get in the game!


  • #19
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    darokane wrote: »
    I have never:

    gone swimming
    had a homosexual encounter
    passed a unionist without spitting at them
    robbed the wheels off a pram


    never been swimming?????


  • #20
    Loomis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Loomis


    Read a Harry Potter book.


  • #21
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I have never liked this retarded drinking game.


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  • #22
    Jesus Shaves
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    jockeyboard wrote: »
    never been swimming?????

    can't swim


  • #23
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    I've done all of those except one and that was just today. C'mon dude, get in the game!

    trying to figure out which one you didnt do today....hope it was the folowing through but guessing it was the opera....


  • #24
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    i have never drank red bull. the smell makes me heave so ill never try it


  • #25
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    darokane wrote: »
    can't swim

    now there is a new years resolution you need to make! Or you can Just doggy paddle!


  • #26
    Truman Burbank
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Truman Burbank


    Mr. Anderson wrote: »
    Watched Star Wars.

    Watched Star Wars OR Star Trek


  • #27
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    shaved my armpits or arse.


  • #28
    telekon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    ...bothered to learn the lyrics to any of the usual songs belted out at the end of a night, as I can't sing for sh*te.


  • #29
    The_Thing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭The_Thing


    I have never been in debt.


  • #30
    Littlehorny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,351 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    I have never stolen anything in my life, its the principle!


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  • #31
    0066ad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 314 ✭✭0066ad


    learned to read, or write


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