I have never....

jockeyboard

Not sure if this has been done before...

Very easy, just tell us some things you have never experienced.

I will go first (being the op!),
i have never... Had a one night stand, eaten a beetroot, been to an opera, been arrested, worn shorts as an adult, liked any of my friends cats, done any (good) drugs, been interailing, farted and followed through or danced like noone was watching:)

(dont think there is any need for piss blasting/your ma etc?-it probably goes without saying)

drunkmonkey

jockeyboard wrote: »

,
i have never...
Had a one night stand,
been arrested,
worn shorts as an adult,
done any (good) drugs,
danced like noone was watching

:eek: Are you 10?

Urquell

Voted FF.

jockeyboard

drunkmonkey wrote: »

:eek: Are you 10?

31! Have i missed out?:p

drunkmonkey

jockeyboard wrote: »

31! Have i missed out?:p

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Swampy

jockeyboard wrote: »

31! Have i missed out?:p

Yes, you have missed out. Big time.

Beetroots are awesome.

jockeyboard

Well maybe some of the stuff you have never experienced i already have!


Beetroot.....shudder

Lawrence1895

Voted FG or FF

lividduck

jockeyboard wrote: »

31! Have i missed out?:p

Go on..live a little

Immaculate Pasta

jockeyboard wrote: »

I will go first (being the op!),
i have never... Had a one night stand, eaten a beetroot, been to an opera, been arrested, worn shorts as an adult, liked any of my friends cats, done any (good) drugs, been interailing, farted and followed through or danced like noone was watching:)

I have actually done all of those things and I'm 21.

I'm disappointed OP :cool:

Loomis

Watched Star Wars.

jockeyboard

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

I have actually done all of those things and I'm 21.

I'm disappointed OP :cool:

even the beetroot??? Wtf

JerryHandbag

Bungee jumped.

FCK THAT SH1T!

44leto

I have never done lots of things.
I have never seen cornation street or eastenders
I have never taken any hard drugs other then alcohol

I could go all day.

Shryke

I have never ****ed another man.

Jesus Shaves

I have never:

gone swimming
had a homosexual encounter
passed a unionist without spitting at them
robbed the wheels off a pram

DEFTLEFTHAND

I've never killed another person.

Kevin Duffy

jockeyboard wrote: »

i have never... Had a one night stand, eaten a beetroot, been to an opera, been arrested, worn shorts as an adult, liked any of my friends cats, done any (good) drugs, been interailing, farted and followed through or danced like noone was watching:)

I've done all of those except one and that was just today. C'mon dude, get in the game!

jockeyboard

darokane wrote: »

I have never:

gone swimming
had a homosexual encounter
passed a unionist without spitting at them
robbed the wheels off a pram

never been swimming?????

Loomis

Read a Harry Potter book.

Jay D

I have never liked this retarded drinking game.

Jesus Shaves

jockeyboard wrote: »

never been swimming?????

can't swim

jockeyboard

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

I've done all of those except one and that was just today. C'mon dude, get in the game!

trying to figure out which one you didnt do today....hope it was the folowing through but guessing it was the opera....

admiralofthefleet

i have never drank red bull. the smell makes me heave so ill never try it

jockeyboard

darokane wrote: »

can't swim

now there is a new years resolution you need to make! Or you can Just doggy paddle!

Truman Burbank

Mr. Anderson wrote: »

Watched Star Wars.

Watched Star Wars OR Star Trek

senorwipesalot

shaved my armpits or arse.

telekon

...bothered to learn the lyrics to any of the usual songs belted out at the end of a night, as I can't sing for sh*te.

The_Thing

I have never been in debt.

Littlehorny

I have never stolen anything in my life, its the principle!

0066ad

learned to read, or write

oldyouth

I have never been at a Gaelic match, hurling or football, at any level. Also, I've never tasted peanut butter. Sometimes I feel as if I'm missing out on the latter

RikkFlair

I have never chased a naked Miriam O'Callaghan through the fields of Saturn, whilst brandishing an erect choc ice and roaring a version of The Rolling Stones "I Can't Get No Satisfaction".

Call me old fashioned....

Rothko

I've never been to KFC

Rothko

oldyouth wrote: »

I have never been at a Gaelic match, hurling or football, at any level. Also, I've never tasted peanut butter. Sometimes I feel as if I'm missing out on the latter

I never tasted peanut butter until about a year ago. You're not missing out.

jockeyboard

Suas11 wrote: »

I never tasted peanut butter until about a year ago. You're not missing out.

this is a lie, you are missing out....
Mmmm sticky nuts.....

skregs

I have never bought weed off anyone on boards, mainly because no one ever messages me

The King of Moo

I've never been banned from Boards.

flanders1979

....fired the gun before I got it out of the holster

al28283

Shryke wrote: »

I have never ****ed another man.

Just the one then?

Littlehorny

Have never smoked, never even tried it.

im invisible

i have never owned an iPod / mp3 player / whatever

skregs wrote: »

I have never bought weed off anyone on boards, mainly because no one ever messages me

PM sent

I've never taken a foreign holiday, in fact I've never left the island at all.

Loomis

been to Meath....

johnayo

I have never had a tracker mortgage.:mad:

lil'bug

I have never cheated on my partner
I have never shoplifted
I have never watched Sex and the City
I have never drank jaggermister
I have never been to collage
I have never tried drugs
I have never been to a nightclub legally

Hail 2 Da Thief

I have never got a ride..........never got a ride..........never got a ride on a tractor!

RikkFlair

lil'bug wrote: »

I have never been to collage

Collage classes are cool. You're missing out!

efb

Never ever have I ever felt so low
Never ever have I ever felt so sad
Never ever have I had to find
I've never ever had my conscience to fight

acidskiffle

I have never broken a bone because I am presumably invincible.

lil'bug

RikkFlair wrote: »

Collage classes are cool. You're missing out!

I do like pretty colours I always end up eating the paste :eek: