Disaster dates?

harvester of sorrow · 31-01-2012 1:26pm

dancesatnight wrote: »

went out on a date with a girl i was working with at the time we went to the pub and in our normal style got total broken drunk stumbled back to hers for a few more end up doing the bold thing i go up went to the bath room came back got in to her house mates bed who was also mangled and thought i was her boyfriend getting in to bed with her half way though lets call her julie gets up go out to the bathroom to look for me and on coming back the light from the living room lights up the room just enough for her to realise i was on niamh and niamh realises im not her boyfriend. meanless to say it didnt end well lots of screaming and shouting and me being chucked out starkers. had to get dressd in the front garden and a garda walks past and asks me what im doing. i examplained what happened still pretty drunk he called me an idot and walked off. to added to call of that i had to go back in to work and explain why julie wasnt coming back.

when i was 21 i brought a girl come from 92 and while fouling around in the living room there comes a noise of my parents going at it. turns out the thing not to say well their at it wanna have a go ??

Awfull smell of bull**** off of that.

Batsy · 31-01-2012 1:29pm

Disaster dates?

15th April 1912
15th April 1989
11th September 2001
26th December 2004
21st October 1966

Temptamperu · 31-01-2012 1:31pm

harvester of sorrow wrote: »

Awfull smell of bull**** off of that.

You could read it :eek:

cloptrop · 31-01-2012 1:31pm

Batsy wrote: »

15th April 1912
15th April 1989
11th September 2001
26th December 2004
21st October 1966

Its been done about two pages back

spoofilyj · 31-01-2012 1:57pm

Ghandee wrote: »

First time one out my exes brought me home, (very first time in her house) I got so drunk I wondered into her patents room in the middle of the night, stark Bollock naked looking for 'da bleedin jacks'.

Sunday dinner was awkward, felt weird knowing my meat and two veg had been seen by mum and dad, and I don't mean the one that was sitting on my plate!

ED is that you?:D

Lady Chuckles · 31-01-2012 2:07pm

I'm an actor. Those are actors. Those are hidden cameras ... And you're on MTV's Disaster Date!

:pac:

... Sorry!

ditzyfitzy · 31-01-2012 2:09pm

Disaster date..?

He forgot to take off his wedding ring.....

jomc · 31-01-2012 2:14pm

Back when i was much much younger and enjoyed a few drinks and spliffs i was the terrible date. Was with my gf at her parents place, we thought nobody was home. Her stepmother, who was a real witch, decided to come back early to check up on us when we were in bed. She burst into the room screaming her head off and my gf just froze, then started crying. Her stepmother was standing there with her mouth open so wide, with a disgusted expression on her face, waiting for us to say something. Being so out of my face at the time, i didn't get the seriousness of the situation. Inside my head i thought i know what i could put in your mouth to shut you up he he he....my gf stopped crying and just stared at me in horror...that comment wasn't as inside my head as i thought...

Birneybau · 31-01-2012 2:55pm

dancesatnight wrote: »

went out on a date with a girl i was working with at the time we went to the pub and in our normal style got total broken drunk stumbled back to hers for a few more end up doing the bold thing i go up went to the bath room came back got in to her house mates bed who was also mangled and thought i was her boyfriend getting in to bed with her half way though lets call her julie gets up go out to the bathroom to look for me and on coming back the light from the living room lights up the room just enough for her to realise i was on niamh and niamh realises im not her boyfriend. meanless to say it didnt end well lots of screaming and shouting and me being chucked out starkers. had to get dressd in the front garden and a garda walks past and asks me what im doing. i examplained what happened still pretty drunk he called me an idot and walked off. to added to call of that i had to go back in to work and explain why julie wasnt coming back.

when i was 21 i brought a girl come from 92 and while fouling around in the living room there comes a noise of my parents going at it. turns out the thing not to say well their at it wanna have a go ??

Take a breath and start again.

homerun_homer · 31-01-2012 3:02pm

I had a pretty crappy date Saturday week ago. This really good looking girl came up to me as she left a pub at the very beginning of December and asked for my number. No chit chat as she was leaving, she just asked my name and said she'd get in touch. I don't live in Dublin so I told her this after she got in touch but she still seemed keen for meeting me the next time I was up.

This dragged on until just last week since she is foreign and was holidaying back home for 10 days after Christmas/New Years getting in the way of me getting up sooner. She wanted to see me before she left but timing was bad for me so I said I'd make it up when she got back.

So on the day I was due to head up I get a text as I'm about to jump into my car saying "Hey can we meet an hour earlier at 8 cause I have to go to a going away party after 10. You can come if you want". This was off putting. Here's a girl asking me to come up to meet her but seemingly not giving a crap. This date is costing me a tank of petrol, 5 hours of driving and already it seems like there's a time limit on how much time we'll be getting to know each other.

I was with friends when I got the text and they pressured me to still go up. I rush down a pizza when I get to my friend's in Dublin, change clothes and leg it out to get a bus. On the bus I get a text "I'm going to be 15-20 minutes late, will meet you in the pub". Fair enough I thought, she worked til 7:15 in city centre and had to get home, change and return. I give her the benefit of the doubt. I kill time walking around grafton street and such and make my way to the pub.

I had been off drink for as much of January as I could but was breaking it for the date so I got there at 8:10 and got a beer and waited 30 minutes before I get another text saying she'll be 5 minutes. 8:45 she arrives, I offer her a drink and she says she won't drink as she is sick. She orders a non-alcoholic mojito, which no bartender knew exactly how to serve all night, meaning I was waiting ages at the bar each time.

So I'm drinking while she's not, that isn't making me very comfortable on a first date, especially since I can get drunk quicker for having taken a holiday from boozing. The benefit of the doubt I gave her vanished when she tells me she was off work the last 2 days and I begin to think "Why didn't you cancel this date or at least get here on time??!!" She didn't look sick or act it btw.
We left after 10 and showed up to the bar where she had to meet friends and I decide that I'm leaving after one drink, which I was hoping she would buy since she asked me out, asked me up and yet won't offer me a drink back for the ones I got her. No joy there.

She stayed out til 1am since she was back working in the morning and booked her taxi home, I gave her a polite hug good night and took off to meet friends in a pub and redeemed the last hour of my night by getting locked with them - also getting off with one of them who I'd gotten off with before. I figured I may as well have something happen for all my efforts.

Bad Panda · 31-01-2012 3:04pm

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

When 10 mins into meeting up with someone and I'm asked if I spit or swallow, I knew this wasn't going to go anywhere.

At least buy me a drink first :pac:

Bet it's the latter.

Volvagia · 31-01-2012 3:08pm

Me 17 years old, in a local pub with a girl who was slightly heavier than I was. We meet some friends and leave to go somewhere else for the rest of the night. While we're on the street waiting for one of our party of who peeing in a bush, she moves in and stands on my feet and starts to kiss me with her arms around my neck.

I wasn't quite prepared for her standing on my feet, so unable to do anything about it, she starts to fall backwards mid-kiss, and bangs her head off some railings.

Cue blood, tears, and a taxi for her back home and a phone call to her mother explain that she probably shouldn't sleep in case she's concussed.

Noopti · 31-01-2012 4:38pm

harvester of sorrow wrote: »

Awfull smell of bull**** off of that.

Especially seeing as they were "fouling around the living room" - like some sort of dirty protest. Kids these days.

Evie90 · 31-01-2012 6:23pm

LH Pathe wrote: »

so yer in desperate need of a laugh, why does it have to be speciifically about yer dates..

girls uh. do you even know what a good laugh is?!!

I think this a funny topic simple as that, and yes I am well aware of what a good laugh is

I get the impression that you don't though :rolleyes:

Twee. · 01-02-2012 12:47am

First date, went to a comedy club. He told me I was laughing at all the crap jokes. Em, ok, thanks. Later that night he says how excited he is to be heading off to Africa for four months in a couple of weeks

Why bother asking someone out if you're leaving the country!

Not a bad disaster, it was actually a good date. We went for coffee in 3FE, best coffee ever. So good we had three black coffees each over two hours. High as feckin kites we were, yapping at 100 miles an hour. My hands were shaking from the caffeine!

44leto · 01-02-2012 12:56am

I once went on a date and it didn;t end with sex,,,Disaster.

Ficheall · 05-09-2017 7:38pm

Maybe there's a more recent relevant thread, but this deserves to be shared anyway.
I hope it's true.

In brief: Tinder date gets stuck in window trying to retrieve unflushable poo.
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

ToddyDoody · 05-09-2017 7:41pm

I didn't even know it was a date and wondered why he kept putting on a stupid voice.

kylith · 05-09-2017 8:01pm

I went out twice with a guy a couple of years ago who started going o about our 'one week anniversary'.

Cons: talking about our "one-week anniversary'. Asking what cake symbolised our relationship when I mentioned I liked baking. Asking why I 'had' to read the books in my To Read pile (question does not compute). Constantly wanting to play 'his' music - as in music he made. Saying that he should have brought one of 'his' films for us to watch, again one that he had made. Asking searching questions about my relationship with my mother when I joked that visiting my parents drove me to drink. Continuing to ask searching questions even after I said that I felt like I was being interrogated. Saying my fishtank was 'weird' - not the tank, occupants, or décor, just the fact that I have a fishtank. Saying that my living room was cluttered and too dark (may be a valid point, but who says that to a complete stranger?) Saying that I had a 'good enough figure under the jumper'. Doing that hilarious 'what do you mean used to be fat, haha' thing when I said I didn't have any biscuits because I watch my weight. I strongly suspect he removed the condom.

Pros: Could talk about Star Trek and Farscape. Looked good in a suit. Brought wine.

stupidusername wrote: »

its not even two full pages yet. i'd say most online now are lads, so wait till tomorrow, and we'll hear some of the horrors from the girls.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=39a_1352288958

odyssey06 · 05-09-2017 8:04pm

*phew* I don't recognise any of these disaster date descriptions... looks like I'm in the clear. *cheque please*

KraftyKennedy · 08-09-2017 11:47pm

I crashed my dates car on our first date.

Disaster dates?

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