Girlfriends ex causing problems

superstoner90 · 25-01-2012 05:03PM #1

my girl friend ex is causing my girlfriend problems. Hes tring to break up me and my girl friend. hes telling her that he will beat her and me if we dont break up. Hes also telling her that he will commit suicide. So what he wants is her to get back with him. But she doesent know what to do.
does anyone have any ideas to what i could do. No illegal stuff!

cheers

AnonoBoy · 25-01-2012 05:04PM

Just try to understand and forgive him. Maybe invite him to join your prayer group or something?

quietriot · 25-01-2012 05:04PM

Well, just hope he kills himself before getting round to giving the two of you beatings so!

studiorat · 25-01-2012 05:06PM

Dump her. Too much baggage...

KTRIC · 25-01-2012 05:06PM

Bone her in front of him, he'll get the message then.

Logical Fallacy · 25-01-2012 05:06PM

I'd say put some pressure on him to top himself tbh. Girls don't like guys who have no follow through...she is sure to fall in love with him again.

Ellis Dee · 25-01-2012 05:07PM

He is threatening violence against her and you, which is clearly illegal. Go to the Gardai, preferably with proof, and they will talk to him. That should be enough to bring him to his senses.:cool:

stmol32 · 25-01-2012 05:08PM

You could always break up with her and start going out with his brother.

He won't be expecting that and that's how you win.

The Snipe · 25-01-2012 05:08PM

Blast him with piss.. or bone him, whichever you prefer.

mattjack · 25-01-2012 05:09PM

stmol32 wrote: »

You could always break up with her and start going out with his brother.

He won't be expecting that and that's how you win.

Or his mother.

RichieC · 25-01-2012 05:09PM

A few flakes of a wavin pipe will sort that out.

The King of Moo · 25-01-2012 05:09PM

Try ignoring him for now. I'm guessing that the more he threatens to beat her/kill himself, the less likely he is to do it, and he'll probably give up after a while.

He sounds like he's full of hot air and is trying to puff himself up because he's jealous of you being with her. Particularly so if you're sexy.

cml387 · 25-01-2012 05:09PM

I can't see this ending well.

yermanoffthetv · 25-01-2012 05:09PM

Blast your girlfriend with pi$$. He wont want her back then. continue to apply pi$$ blastings until problem ceases.

MungBean · 25-01-2012 05:09PM

Pummel him into a fine paste.

_feedback_ · 25-01-2012 05:10PM

Silly girl breaking up with him. He sounds like great craic.

KTRIC · 25-01-2012 05:10PM

XiledSniper wrote: »

Blast him with piss.. or bone him, whichever you prefer.

What about blasting his mother with piss ??

Zulu · 25-01-2012 05:10PM

Report him to the guards.

Why is your girlfriend talking to him? Clearly she's still boning him.

Fart · 25-01-2012 05:11PM

Go to AH for advice
End up murdering your girlfriends ex
???
Profit

LighterGuy · 25-01-2012 05:12PM

Ellis Dee wrote: »

He is threatening violence against her and you, which is clearly illegal. Go to the Gardai, preferably with proof, and they will talk to him. That should be enough to bring him to his senses.:cool:

You know the Gardai tho.
I would expect alot of hot air from them with regards to this.

cml387 · 25-01-2012 05:12PM

Threesome?

There,I've said it.

superstoner90 · 25-01-2012 05:13PM

The King of Moo wrote: »

Try ignoring him for now. I'm guessing that the more he threatens to beat her/kill himself, the less likely he is to do it, and he'll probably give up after a while.

He sounds like he's full of hot air and is trying to puff himself up because he's jealous of you being with her. Particularly so if you're sexy.

Ya i am

The King of Moo · 25-01-2012 05:15PM

superstoner90 wrote: »

Ya i am

Then in fairness, can you blame the guy for being mad?

Have a heart and forgive him!

Fart · 25-01-2012 05:15PM

superstoner90 wrote: »

Ya i am

That will do... fap fap fap fap fap fap!

superstoner90 · 25-01-2012 05:15PM

Zulu wrote: »

Report him to the guards.

Why is your girlfriend talking to him? Clearly she's still boning him.

You see she had a friend that commited suicied. She blames herself for that. So she doesent want to be guilty for him killing himself.

yeppydeppy · 25-01-2012 05:16PM

We need pics to rate her hotness to properly give you advice.
Post pics or....

Stiffler2 · 25-01-2012 05:17PM

Just roide your missus from behind while recording everything on your phone ( without her seeing )

Then send him this video

make sure to have your thumbs up and smile at the camera during the act.
He should understand then that it's over.

Zulu · 25-01-2012 05:18PM

You see she's yanking your chain while whetting his whistle. The blame comes from the guilt of shaggin the three of you.

Once he tops himself, you'll be next in line. You might want to think about that.

superstoner90 · 25-01-2012 05:19PM

yeppydeppy wrote: »

We need pics to rate her hotness to properly give you advice.
Post pics or....

Belive me shes hot. You will just have to take my word for it.

superstoner90 · 25-01-2012 05:24PM

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Just roide your missus from behind while recording everything on your phone ( without her seeing )

Then send him this video

make sure to have your thumbs up and smile at the camera during the act.
He should understand then that it's over.

Naw rode her ulready. So its too late for that. Unless I ride her again.

recylingbin · 25-01-2012 05:26PM

Her ass is to die for.
You, too, will feel like this once she dumps you.

Girlfriends ex causing problems

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