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Skanger Stories

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  • #32
    problemchimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭problemchimp


    Lumbo wrote: »
    I was at the Luas stop in Tallaght yesterday and was using my phone. I suddenly realised there was 4 kids, none of them no more then 8 years old, standing beside me and one of them was saying “swipe his phone, go on swipe it”. So I gave a look like I was going to kill them and they backed off. One of the lads got a bit brave and asked me did I want a fight, so I asked him how he thought that would work out. “Ah, I think you’d win but me da would ****in kill ya”.
    I though they were funny until I seen them harassing some other lad. Security got rid of them eventually.
    SWIPE? NAH!


  • #33
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,037 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    mathie wrote: »
    My bad.
    Heres what I meant to link to
    mathie wrote: »
    Sorry I'm not great on computers.

    This should be it now

    Mwahhhaaahaahaaa, nice one Mathie. But seriously thats dangerous looping threads like that, you could rupture the time space continuum.


  • #34
    Niles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,186 ✭✭✭Niles


    I was waiting on the Rosslare bus one evening, when one when one of these wonderful people got into an argument with the driver over a pass. The driver told him that the pass only covered him, not his girlfriend. The scanger in question carefully considered this problem, and replied "it only says that I can't bring a companion, but she's not my companion she's my partner".

    More adventures ensued as the journey progressed...


  • #35
    questionmark?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,090 ✭✭✭questionmark?


    mathie wrote: »
    Already posted here
    JohnnyBananas wrote: »
    This appears to be a link to this thread that I have started. I think you put in the wrong link. Can you please re-edit. Thanks.
    mathie wrote: »
    My bad.
    Heres what I meant to link to
    JohnnyBananas wrote: »
    No, same problem again, I think.
    mathie wrote: »
    Sorry I'm not great on computers.

    This should be it now

    <insert mandatory epic facepalm moment here>:eek::D


  • #36
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,331 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Skangers, mine struggle - a final solution by Richard H C... bookshelves next july :)


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  • #37
    black & white
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,688 ✭✭✭black & white


    http://www.limerickleader.ie/news/local/a_reluctant_robber_is_jailed_for_3_years_for_robbing_his_local_shop_at_gunpoint_in_limerick_city_1_2457761


  • #38
    Kerrydude1981
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,192 ✭✭✭✭Kerrydude1981


    A Skanger with a brain now there is a dangerous combination :D


  • #39
    miss molly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23 ✭miss molly


    as soon as i got off a bus from galway to dublin the other day (on which there was a lot of tourists) a skanger couple and their offspring pushed into a lady with a buggy and started blaming the lady calling her a "fat c*** all the way along the quays,luckily the lady was irish and just laughed it off, funny thing was the skanger was bigger than the lady and walked straight into appache pizza after.


  • #40
    Niles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,186 ✭✭✭Niles


    black & white wrote: »
    http://www.limerickleader.ie/news/local/a_reluctant_robber_is_jailed_for_3_years_for_robbing_his_local_shop_at_gunpoint_in_limerick_city_1_2457761

    I see the Judge took into account that the individual had "a mild intellectual disability". Yeah, sure. It's not a question of intelligence even, it's a question of morality, I'm sure he knew that holding a cashier at gunpoint was wrong. His "disability" may have led to him getting caught, but I doubt it affected his moral judgement. Such mollycoddling only sets a precedent for future crimes.


  • #41
    _feedback_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    mathie wrote: »
    Sorry I'm not great on computers.

    This should be it now

    Still the same - I think I know the one you are talking about.

    [noparse]http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056379980[/noparse]


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  • #42
    mathie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭mathie


    elviscostello wrote: »
    Still the same - I think I know the one you are talking about.

    [noparse]http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056379980[/noparse]

    Nice one thats it.

    Sorry not sure what happened there.


  • #43
    JohnnyBananas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 306 ✭✭JohnnyBananas


    Just thought of another one. An American tourist couple were once looking for directions in Dublin City Centre. One said to the other “Let’s ask those fine looking athletes sitting on the corner, over there”.

    (Link still not working, btw)


  • #44
    mathie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭mathie


    JohnnyBananas wrote: »
    (Link still not working, btw)

    Working for me maybe your computer has a virus?


  • #45
    red_red_wine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 90 ✭✭red_red_wine


    Lumbo wrote: »
    I was at the Luas stop in Tallaght yesterday and was using my phone. I suddenly realised there was 4 kids, none of them no more then 8 years old, standing beside me and one of them was saying “swipe his phone, go on swipe it”. So I gave a look like I was going to kill them and they backed off. One of the lads got a bit brave and asked me did I want a fight, so I asked him how he thought that would work out. “Ah, I think you’d win but me da would ****in kill ya”.
    I though they were funny until I seen them harassing some other lad. Security got rid of them eventually.

    In future, just scream 'Swiper, no swiping!' and the skanger will disappear.


  • #46
    mcmoustache
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,236 ✭✭✭mcmoustache


    smokedeels wrote: »

    There's a difference between being poor and being ignorant and lazy.

    This ^^^^.

    I am sick to the teeth of well-meaning bleeding hearters trying to equate the two. It's an insult to poor people to suggest that people are scum because of poverty.

    They are scum because somewhere in their ancestry, someone decided that personal responsibility wasn't really a virtue.


  • #47
    mcmoustache
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,236 ✭✭✭mcmoustache


    elviscostello wrote: »
    Still the same - I think I know the one you are talking about.

    [noparse]http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056379980[/noparse]

    That thread has much funnier stories than this one. To be fair, it is an older and longer thread.


  • #48
    JohnnyBananas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 306 ✭✭JohnnyBananas


    The other day, I was rushing along to get my bus near O’Connell street (Dublin) when I passed a skanger couple on a footpath having an argument. Just heard the following:

    Female shouts to male: “You were telling everyone I was giving bl*wj*bs while you were locked up!!!”

    Ohh, Skanger Love.


  • #49
    lastlaugh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭lastlaugh


    These two skanger sisters chopped up their mother's boyfriend and hid his flute somewhere.

    Gas story altogether.


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