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Is a girlfriend worth it...

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  • #32
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    stupidusername wrote: »
    hoorsmelt wrote: »
    You wish- I've mounted plenty of women in my time, but I always thought a good **** was better than having sex with a girl. They just think of themselves :( Blowjobs are the only exception

    I'll take this one...

    You're doing it wrong
    Or he has mastered ****.


  • #33
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,245 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Feeona wrote: »
    Boys who complain about women are losers who do nothing but whinge when their attempts at chatting someone up are knocked back. Their egos are very fragile, so a simple 'no' will be mis-construed as an 'unwarranted verbal attack' and said woman will be dismissed as a slut or a whore.

    I'm sorry if this post upsets any boys, but it's true.
    Passive-aggressive much? :rolleyes:

    I expect to see you back here when you're pushing forty yet still single, sounding like Carrie Bradshaw, bitching about how "there are no good men out there". Never mind that you had a lot of chances to find someone, but every one of those men had some flaw that you just couldn't live with. He wasn't perfect, he had a life of his own, he wasn't sufficiently aggressive, he had body hair (ugh!), he didn't worship you ... so he had to go. Men are just so much hard work; if only they were more like women? Not to worry: you can always get a cat. Or three. :pac:

    Government resting upon the will and universal suffrage of the people has no anchorage except in the people's intelligence.

    — Grover Cleveland



  • #34
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Kintarō Hattori wrote: »
    Why not get one and judge for yourself OP.

    He can't get one.


  • #35
    D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,174 ✭✭✭D


    I think a girlfriend is worth it, although a hooker would be cheaper.


  • #36
    charlemont
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    Yes indeed a girlfriend is worth it if she is the right one, Charlemont here has got a date on Friday night and Iv been looking forward to it all week. She's a cracker too. Oh yes.:)


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  • #37
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Some wankerness unfortunately runs too deep for a mere girlfriend to eradicate.


  • #38
    hoorsmelt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 356 ✭✭hoorsmelt


    charlemont wrote: »
    Yes indeed a girlfriend is worth it if she is the right one, Charlemont here has got a date on Friday night and Iv been looking forward to it all week. She's a cracker too. Oh yes.:)
    How much are you paying her for the hour?


  • #39
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    People with under 500 posts should not be allowed to start thanks whoring threads.

    ;)


  • #40
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    bnt wrote: »

    I expect to see you back here when you're pushing forty yet still single, sounding like Carrie Bradshaw, bitching about how "there are no good men out there". Never mind that you had a lot of chances to find someone, but every one of those men had some flaw that you just couldn't live with. He wasn't perfect, he had a life of his own, he wasn't sufficiently aggressive, he had body hair (ugh!), he didn't worship you ... so he had to go. Men are just so much hard work; if only they were more like women? Not to worry: you can always get a cat. Or three. :pac:

    She was out of your league and rode your mate.

    Move on.


  • #41
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    charlemont wrote: »
    Yes indeed a girlfriend is worth it if she is the right one, Charlemont here has got a date on Friday night and Iv been looking forward to it all week. She's a cracker too. Oh yes.:)
    Nice one Charlemont, hope it works out for ya buddy :)


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  • #42
    lusaka
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40 ✭lusaka


    stovelid wrote: »
    She was out of your league and rode your mate.

    Move on.

    haha!! it sounds like an over sensitive and emotionally unstable girlfriend is right next to you as you write this. she probably thinks you are great now for saying that and might suck your d!ck for once now lol.


  • #43
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    bnt wrote: »
    Feeona wrote: »
    Boys who complain about women are losers who do nothing but whinge when their attempts at chatting someone up are knocked back. Their egos are very fragile, so a simple 'no' will be mis-construed as an 'unwarranted verbal attack' and said woman will be dismissed as a slut or a whore.

    I'm sorry if this post upsets any boys, but it's true.
    Passive-aggressive much? :rolleyes:

    I expect to see you back here when you're pushing forty yet still single, sounding like Carrie Bradshaw, bitching about how "there are no good men out there". Never mind that you had a lot of chances to find someone, but every one of those men had some flaw that you just couldn't live with. He wasn't perfect, he had a life of his own, he wasn't sufficiently aggressive, he had body hair (ugh!), he didn't worship you ... so he had to go. Men are just so much hard work; if only they were more like women? Not to worry: you can always get a cat. Or three. :pac:
    Wow, kuntish post. Her post btw was pointing out the ridiculousness of some guy's woman-hating tirade which ended with "I'm sorry but it's true." Strangely though, you didn't comment on that.


  • #44
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    lusaka wrote: »
    they're too much hassle!! Save yourself the time and just go out and have some fun every night. They are money draining, head wrecking, insecure and generally annoying.

    Im sorry if any women are offended by this post but its true.
    No you're not sorry. And no it isn't true. You don't know all women.


  • #45
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,125 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    It's so hard to please women, pain in the neck the lot of them. Good thing I'm gay.


  • #46
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    hoorsmelt wrote: »
    I've mounted plenty of women in my time
    No you haven't.


  • #47
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    All you lads are missing in your posts is "Irish". I'm sure someone will bring the subject this way....


  • #48
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »
    95% of blowjobs I had were crap. Usually just waiting for her to stop.

    The 5% you gave yourself were the good ones ?


  • #49
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    lusaka wrote: »
    haha!! it sounds like an over sensitive and emotionally unstable girlfriend is right next to you as you write this. she probably thinks you are great now for saying that and might suck your d!ck for once now lol.

    What was your previous username lol.


  • #50
    hoorsmelt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 356 ✭✭hoorsmelt


    Dudess wrote: »
    No you haven't.
    Would you like to be my next conquest? I'll be gentle.


  • #51
    jam_mac_jam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,735 ✭✭✭jam_mac_jam


    bnt wrote: »
    Passive-aggressive much? :rolleyes:

    I expect to see you back here when you're pushing forty yet still single, sounding like Carrie Bradshaw, bitching about how "there are no good men out there". Never mind that you had a lot of chances to find someone, but every one of those men had some flaw that you just couldn't live with. He wasn't perfect, he had a life of his own, he wasn't sufficiently aggressive, he had body hair (ugh!), he didn't worship you ... so he had to go. Men are just so much hard work; if only they were more like women? Not to worry: you can always get a cat. Or three. :pac:

    Wow, no chips on your shoulder. I think you just proved her post better then she could have anyway. Not all women base their lives on Carrie Bradshaw you know...


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  • #52
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    hoorsmelt wrote: »
    Would you like to be my next notch? I'll be gentle.
    I'm sure she'd sooner eat her own shit.


  • #53
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    hoorsmelt wrote: »
    I always thought a good **** was better than having sex with a girl.

    You're definitely, definitely doing it wrong.


  • #54
    Eric Cartman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,242 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    jam_mac_jam wrote: »
    Wow, no chips on your shoulder. I think you just proved her post better then she could have anyway. Not all women base their lives on Carrie Bradshaw you know...

    the ones that do are all ugly and single, kind of a coincidence that...


  • #55
    jam_mac_jam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,735 ✭✭✭jam_mac_jam


    hoorsmelt wrote: »
    You wish- I've mounted plenty of women in my time, but I always thought a good **** was better than having sex with a girl. They just think of themselves :( Blowjobs are the only exception

    I feel really sorry for you. That's quite pathetic.


  • #56
    hoorsmelt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 356 ✭✭hoorsmelt


    Abi wrote: »
    I'm sure she'd sooner eat her own shit.

    That's what the last one said, but I wore her down with roofies ;)


  • #57
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Eric Cartman wrote: »
    jam_mac_jam wrote: »
    Wow, no chips on your shoulder. I think you just proved her post better then she could have anyway. Not all women base their lives on Carrie Bradshaw you know...

    the ones that do are all ugly and single, kind of a coincidence that...
    Says the woman-hating single guy. Meh, better to be like Carrie Bradshaw than Patrick Bateman.


  • #58
    Eric Cartman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,242 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    Abi wrote: »
    I'm sure she'd sooner eat her own shit.

    ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha , i dont know why this is so funny


  • #59
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    hoorsmelt wrote: »
    That's what the last one said, but I wore her down with roofies ;)

    Believable.


  • #60
    Eric Cartman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,242 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    Dudess wrote: »
    Says the woman-hating single guy. Meh, better to be like Carrie Bradshaw than Patrick Bateman.

    carrie doesnt have off white business cards with a solid black helvetica font and an embossed logo. that and a horse is no match for a psycotic businessman


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  • #61
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Ill just leave these claws here...help yourself, oh and a spade


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