Is a girlfriend worth it...

hoorsmelt

...or should I just stay a w@nker- being a w@nker is a lot easier than trying to please someone else. Why should I bother with women when I can spend my days on RedTube?

ps- How bout dat for 300 posts bitches :cool:

Eric Cartman

just go to coppers and keep getting yourself some sluts , no point in going out with some money draining whoore who just complains all the time

Nodin

I was going to type "Let the Misogyny Begin" but I see I'm late.

superstoner90

stupidusername

Depends on the girlfriend I suppose. Is **** better than sex?

Sunnyisland

Of course there worth it, for most of us we cant live with them and cant live without them.

saa

Redtube? I am dissapoint.

Riamfada

300 posts? pppfft n00b

SisterAnn

A conundrum as old as man. Although the conundrum began with saucy cave paintings rather than redtube.

Ach - I'll take the girlfriend tradeoff myself, galling as it may be.

hardCopy

realies wrote: »

Of course there worth it, for most of us we cant live with them and cant live without them.

Is that you Bono? :cool:

hoorsmelt

Riamfada wrote: »

300 posts? pppfft n00b

Do you want me to come on your face?

Saila

stupidusername wrote: »

Depends on the girlfriend I suppose. Is **** better than sex?

depends if you just **** the sh!t out of some girl and leave, or like all the nice sensual stuff too

grizzly

Stay as you are, you'll be grand.

superstoner90

i say you should in case this happens...

Fizman

stupidusername wrote: »

Depends on the girlfriend I suppose. Is **** better than sex?

If you keep your hand in a vaseline-filled glove like Curley did in 'Of Mice and Men', I'm guessing it might be.

stupidusername

Saila wrote: »

depends if you just **** the sh!t out of some girl and leave, or like all the nice sensual stuff too

Well then you need to compare the good with the bad...

lusaka

they're too much hassle!! Save yourself the time and just go out and have some fun every night. They are money draining, head wrecking, insecure and generally annoying.

Im sorry if any women are offended by this post but its true.

stupidusername

Fizman wrote: »

If you keep your hand in a vaseline-filled glove like Curley did in 'Of Mice and Men', I'm guessing it might be.

I've never seen it.

longshanks

hoorsmelt wrote: »

...or should I just stay a w@nker- being a w@nker is a lot easier than trying to please someone else. Why should I bother with women when I can spend my days on RedTube?

You'll end up with the woman you deserve. Good luck with that

Eric Cartman

Eric Cartman wrote: »

just go to coppers and keep getting yourself some sluts , no point in going out with some money draining whoore who just complains all the time

Woo! Sluts! Sluts for everybody!

Kintarō Hattori

Why not get one and judge for yourself OP.

Saila

stupidusername wrote: »

Well then you need to compare the good with the bad...

the good with the **** being, ability to edge and edge before you blow and because you dont have to think of anyone elses sexy movements and quivering thighs setting you off

Feeona

Boys who complain about women are losers who do nothing but whinge when their attempts at chatting someone up are knocked back. Their egos are very fragile, so a simple 'no' will be mis-construed as an 'unwarranted verbal attack' and said woman will be dismissed as a slut or a whore.

I'm sorry if this post upsets any boys, but it's true.

saa

hoorsmelt wrote: »

ps- How bout dat for 300 posts bitches :cool:

biko

Poll added*


*so the pussywhipped guys can vote "yes" and the **** "no".

Don't be surprised if this thread doesn't last...

Saila

depends what you mean by it..

hoorsmelt

Feeona wrote: »

Boys who complain about women are losers who do nothing but whinge when their attempts at chatting someone up are knocked back. Their egos are very fragile, so a simple 'no' will be mis-construed as an 'unwarranted verbal attack' and said woman will be dismissed as a slut or a whore.

I'm sorry if this post upsets any boys, but it's true.

You wish- I've mounted plenty of women in my time, but I always thought a good **** was better than having sex with a girl. They just think of themselves Blowjobs are the only exception

saa

Wait until you're lonely. If you're having fun don't complicate things.

BASHIR

Feeona wrote: »

Boys who complain about women are losers who do nothing but whinge when their attempts at chatting someone up are knocked back. Their egos are very fragile, so a simple 'no' will be mis-construed as an 'unwarranted verbal attack' and said woman will be dismissed as a slut or a whore.

I'm sorry if this post upsets any boys, but it's true.

So every man so!!!

Scanlas The 2nd

hoorsmelt wrote: »

Feeona wrote: »

Boys who complain about women are losers who do nothing but whinge when their attempts at chatting someone up are knocked back. Their egos are very fragile, so a simple 'no' will be mis-construed as an 'unwarranted verbal attack' and said woman will be dismissed as a slut or a whore.

I'm sorry if this post upsets any boys, but it's true.

You wish- I've mounted plenty of women in my time, but I always thought a good **** was better than having sex with a girl. They just think of themselves Blowjobs are the only exception

95% of blowjobs I had were crap. Usually just waiting for her to stop.

stupidusername

hoorsmelt wrote: »

You wish- I've mounted plenty of women in my time, but I always thought a good **** was better than having sex with a girl. They just think of themselves Blowjobs are the only exception

I'll take this one...

You're doing it wrong

Scanlas The 2nd

stupidusername wrote: »

hoorsmelt wrote: »

You wish- I've mounted plenty of women in my time, but I always thought a good **** was better than having sex with a girl. They just think of themselves Blowjobs are the only exception

I'll take this one...

You're doing it wrong

Or he has mastered ****.

bnt

Feeona wrote: »

Boys who complain about women are losers who do nothing but whinge when their attempts at chatting someone up are knocked back. Their egos are very fragile, so a simple 'no' will be mis-construed as an 'unwarranted verbal attack' and said woman will be dismissed as a slut or a whore.

I'm sorry if this post upsets any boys, but it's true.

Passive-aggressive much? :rolleyes:

I expect to see you back here when you're pushing forty yet still single, sounding like Carrie Bradshaw, bitching about how "there are no good men out there". Never mind that you had a lot of chances to find someone, but every one of those men had some flaw that you just couldn't live with. He wasn't perfect, he had a life of his own, he wasn't sufficiently aggressive, he had body hair (ugh!), he didn't worship you ... so he had to go. Men are just so much hard work; if only they were more like women? Not to worry: you can always get a cat. Or three. :pac:

Abi

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

Why not get one and judge for yourself OP.

He can't get one.

D

I think a girlfriend is worth it, although a hooker would be cheaper.

charlemont

Yes indeed a girlfriend is worth it if she is the right one, Charlemont here has got a date on Friday night and Iv been looking forward to it all week. She's a cracker too. Oh yes.:)

stovelid

Some wankerness unfortunately runs too deep for a mere girlfriend to eradicate.

hoorsmelt

charlemont wrote: »

Yes indeed a girlfriend is worth it if she is the right one, Charlemont here has got a date on Friday night and Iv been looking forward to it all week. She's a cracker too. Oh yes.:)

How much are you paying her for the hour?

Mint Sauce

People with under 500 posts should not be allowed to start thanks whoring threads.

stovelid

bnt wrote: »

I expect to see you back here when you're pushing forty yet still single, sounding like Carrie Bradshaw, bitching about how "there are no good men out there". Never mind that you had a lot of chances to find someone, but every one of those men had some flaw that you just couldn't live with. He wasn't perfect, he had a life of his own, he wasn't sufficiently aggressive, he had body hair (ugh!), he didn't worship you ... so he had to go. Men are just so much hard work; if only they were more like women? Not to worry: you can always get a cat. Or three. :pac:

She was out of your league and rode your mate.

Move on.

Abi

charlemont wrote: »

Yes indeed a girlfriend is worth it if she is the right one, Charlemont here has got a date on Friday night and Iv been looking forward to it all week. She's a cracker too. Oh yes.:)

Nice one Charlemont, hope it works out for ya buddy

lusaka

stovelid wrote: »

She was out of your league and rode your mate.

Move on.

haha!! it sounds like an over sensitive and emotionally unstable girlfriend is right next to you as you write this. she probably thinks you are great now for saying that and might suck your d!ck for once now lol.

Dudess

bnt wrote: »

Feeona wrote: »

Boys who complain about women are losers who do nothing but whinge when their attempts at chatting someone up are knocked back. Their egos are very fragile, so a simple 'no' will be mis-construed as an 'unwarranted verbal attack' and said woman will be dismissed as a slut or a whore.

I'm sorry if this post upsets any boys, but it's true.

Passive-aggressive much? :rolleyes:

I expect to see you back here when you're pushing forty yet still single, sounding like Carrie Bradshaw, bitching about how "there are no good men out there". Never mind that you had a lot of chances to find someone, but every one of those men had some flaw that you just couldn't live with. He wasn't perfect, he had a life of his own, he wasn't sufficiently aggressive, he had body hair (ugh!), he didn't worship you ... so he had to go. Men are just so much hard work; if only they were more like women? Not to worry: you can always get a cat. Or three. :pac:

Wow, kuntish post. Her post btw was pointing out the ridiculousness of some guy's woman-hating tirade which ended with "I'm sorry but it's true." Strangely though, you didn't comment on that.

Dudess

lusaka wrote: »

they're too much hassle!! Save yourself the time and just go out and have some fun every night. They are money draining, head wrecking, insecure and generally annoying.

Im sorry if any women are offended by this post but its true.

No you're not sorry. And no it isn't true. You don't know all women.

Killer Pigeon

It's so hard to please women, pain in the neck the lot of them. Good thing I'm gay.

Dudess

hoorsmelt wrote: »

I've mounted plenty of women in my time

No you haven't.

Kiera

All you lads are missing in your posts is "Irish". I'm sure someone will bring the subject this way....

mattjack

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

95% of blowjobs I had were crap. Usually just waiting for her to stop.

The 5% you gave yourself were the good ones ?

Abi

lusaka wrote: »

haha!! it sounds like an over sensitive and emotionally unstable girlfriend is right next to you as you write this. she probably thinks you are great now for saying that and might suck your d!ck for once now lol.

What was your previous username lol.

hoorsmelt

Dudess wrote: »

No you haven't.

Would you like to be my next conquest? I'll be gentle.

jam_mac_jam

bnt wrote: »

Passive-aggressive much? :rolleyes:

I expect to see you back here when you're pushing forty yet still single, sounding like Carrie Bradshaw, bitching about how "there are no good men out there". Never mind that you had a lot of chances to find someone, but every one of those men had some flaw that you just couldn't live with. He wasn't perfect, he had a life of his own, he wasn't sufficiently aggressive, he had body hair (ugh!), he didn't worship you ... so he had to go. Men are just so much hard work; if only they were more like women? Not to worry: you can always get a cat. Or three. :pac:

Wow, no chips on your shoulder. I think you just proved her post better then she could have anyway. Not all women base their lives on Carrie Bradshaw you know...