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Is a girlfriend worth it...

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  • 21-12-2011 6:25pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 356 ✭✭


    ...or should I just stay a w@nker- being a w@nker is a lot easier than trying to please someone else. Why should I bother with women when I can spend my days on RedTube?

    ps- How bout dat for 300 posts bitches :cool:

    Is it worth it? 61 votes

    Yes
    0% 0 votes
    No
    100% 61 votes


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  • Registered Users Posts: 26,282 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    just go to coppers and keep getting yourself some sluts , no point in going out with some money draining whoore who just complains all the time


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    I was going to type "Let the Misogyny Begin" but I see I'm late.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    ****.jpeg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Depends on the girlfriend I suppose. Is **** better than sex?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Of course there worth it, for most of us we cant live with them and cant live without them.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    Redtube? I am dissapoint.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    300 posts? pppfft n00b


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 71 ✭✭SisterAnn


    A conundrum as old as man. Although the conundrum began with saucy cave paintings rather than redtube.

    Ach - I'll take the girlfriend tradeoff myself, galling as it may be.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy


    realies wrote: »
    Of course there worth it, for most of us we cant live with them and cant live without them.

    Is that you Bono? :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 356 ✭✭hoorsmelt


    Riamfada wrote: »
    300 posts? pppfft n00b

    Do you want me to come on your face?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Depends on the girlfriend I suppose. Is **** better than sex?

    depends if you just **** the sh!t out of some girl and leave, or like all the nice sensual stuff too ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,789 ✭✭✭grizzly


    Stay as you are, you'll be grand.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    i say you should in case this happens...
    20100523-msn-webcam-****-rage.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Depends on the girlfriend I suppose. Is **** better than sex?

    If you keep your hand in a vaseline-filled glove like Curley did in 'Of Mice and Men', I'm guessing it might be.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Saila wrote: »
    depends if you just **** the sh!t out of some girl and leave, or like all the nice sensual stuff too ;)
    Well then you need to compare the good with the bad...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40 lusaka


    they're too much hassle!! Save yourself the time and just go out and have some fun every night. They are money draining, head wrecking, insecure and generally annoying.

    Im sorry if any women are offended by this post but its true.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Fizman wrote: »
    If you keep your hand in a vaseline-filled glove like Curley did in 'Of Mice and Men', I'm guessing it might be.

    I've never seen it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    hoorsmelt wrote: »
    ...or should I just stay a w@nker- being a w@nker is a lot easier than trying to please someone else. Why should I bother with women when I can spend my days on RedTube?

    You'll end up with the woman you deserve. Good luck with that


  • Posts: 3,505 [Deleted User]


    just go to coppers and keep getting yourself some sluts , no point in going out with some money draining whoore who just complains all the time

    Woo! Sluts! Sluts for everybody!


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,974 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    Why not get one and judge for yourself OP.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Well then you need to compare the good with the bad...

    the good with the **** being, ability to edge and edge before you blow and because you dont have to think of anyone elses sexy movements and quivering thighs setting you off :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    Boys who complain about women are losers who do nothing but whinge when their attempts at chatting someone up are knocked back. Their egos are very fragile, so a simple 'no' will be mis-construed as an 'unwarranted verbal attack' and said woman will be dismissed as a slut or a whore.

    I'm sorry if this post upsets any boys, but it's true.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    hoorsmelt wrote: »

    ps- How bout dat for 300 posts bitches :cool:


    iz16r8.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Poll added*


    *so the pussywhipped guys can vote "yes" and the **** "no".

    Don't be surprised if this thread doesn't last...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    depends what you mean by it..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 356 ✭✭hoorsmelt


    Feeona wrote: »
    Boys who complain about women are losers who do nothing but whinge when their attempts at chatting someone up are knocked back. Their egos are very fragile, so a simple 'no' will be mis-construed as an 'unwarranted verbal attack' and said woman will be dismissed as a slut or a whore.

    I'm sorry if this post upsets any boys, but it's true.
    You wish- I've mounted plenty of women in my time, but I always thought a good **** was better than having sex with a girl. They just think of themselves :( Blowjobs are the only exception


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    Wait until you're lonely. If you're having fun don't complicate things.


  • Registered Users Posts: 553 ✭✭✭BASHIR


    Feeona wrote: »
    Boys who complain about women are losers who do nothing but whinge when their attempts at chatting someone up are knocked back. Their egos are very fragile, so a simple 'no' will be mis-construed as an 'unwarranted verbal attack' and said woman will be dismissed as a slut or a whore.

    I'm sorry if this post upsets any boys, but it's true.

    So every man so!!! :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    hoorsmelt wrote: »
    Feeona wrote: »
    Boys who complain about women are losers who do nothing but whinge when their attempts at chatting someone up are knocked back. Their egos are very fragile, so a simple 'no' will be mis-construed as an 'unwarranted verbal attack' and said woman will be dismissed as a slut or a whore.

    I'm sorry if this post upsets any boys, but it's true.
    You wish- I've mounted plenty of women in my time, but I always thought a good **** was better than having sex with a girl. They just think of themselves :( Blowjobs are the only exception
    95% of blowjobs I had were crap. Usually just waiting for her to stop.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    hoorsmelt wrote: »
    You wish- I've mounted plenty of women in my time, but I always thought a good **** was better than having sex with a girl. They just think of themselves :( Blowjobs are the only exception

    I'll take this one...

    You're doing it wrong


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