Lunatic Ex Partners

heno86 · 25-11-2011 01:15PM

sensibleken wrote: »

I had this partner once. A real crazy lunatic, never played by the rules but always got his man.

Then 6 months ago he was gunned down by some low life punk on a drug burst. I swore that day I'd hunt down every drug dealin' scum in this god forsaken city to avenge his death!

yes i heard about this,wasnt he just two days til retirement?

AnonoBoy · 25-11-2011 01:30PM

OldGoat wrote: »

I've found, through a series of partnerships, that it is infinatly better to be the psychotic one in the relationship.

Pay attention to Mr. Elder Goat people! We can learn from his wisdom.

sensibleken · 25-11-2011 01:44PM

heno86 wrote: »

yes i heard about this,wasnt he just two days til retirement?

you seem to know a lot about it punk!

djk1000 · 25-11-2011 01:45PM

I had a girlfriend once that was insanely jealous, checking my phone, flipping out if I looked at another woman. At parties, if she spotted any girl I knew that she judged to be attractive, the rest of the evening would be me convincing her that she was prettier and that I would never be with anyone else. Towards the end of the relationship I didn't have any female friends left.

Anyhoo, we broke up and it turns out that she was with more than one other guy during our relationship. The irony!!!

On another note, I've realised over the last 20 years or so of dating and girlfriends, that all women are at least a little bit crazy. Most of the time its endearing, makes life interesting and makes relationships worthwhile. Sometimes though the crazy goes a little bit to far..

SheFiend · 25-11-2011 01:49PM

djk1000 wrote: »

the rest of the evening would be me convincing her that she was prettier and that I would never be with anyone else. Towards the end of the relationship I didn't have any female friends left.

Anyhoo, we broke up and it turns out that she was with more than one other guy during our relationship. The irony!!!

That explains why she was so paranoid that you would cheat / leave her : she was doing it hersef and so assumed you would behave similar to her. Obviously not aware that some people have principles.

Animord · 25-11-2011 01:56PM

Wibbs wrote: »

They're the tip of the iceberg TBH. I've even wackier ones, but details may identify those nutters too easily because of the novel nuttiness involved so I shall refrain...

Can we lobby for a private forum (to be called The Wonderous World of Wibbs), because tbh this is the second time you have mentioned this and I wanna know more. In fact I am thinking of stalking you to satisfy my curiosity.

Sooopie · 25-11-2011 03:20PM

one lad i went out with started crying once cos i wanted to wear a dress that he thought was a bit revealing :rolleyes:

the stand off went on for hours

Kiera · 25-11-2011 03:24PM

Sooopie wrote: »

one lad i went out with started crying once cos i wanted to wear a dress that he thought was a bit revealing :rolleyes:

the stand off went on for hours

Maybe it was hideous on you and he was thinking of his embarrassment and the slagging he'd have gotten if he went out with you dressed like that :P

Sooopie · 25-11-2011 03:27PM

Kiera wrote: »

Maybe it was hideous on you and he was thinking of his embarrassment and the slagging he'd have gotten if he went out with you dressed like that :P

nope - lovely little black dress, really pretty

he was just a bit touched

Kiera · 25-11-2011 03:30PM

Sooopie wrote: »

nope - lovely little black dress, really pretty

he was just a bit touched

Ah i was only taking the piss but i'll say it for all the lads in here... POGTFO

Birneybau · 25-11-2011 03:59PM

harmoniums wrote: »

Here in the states I dated this girl who had horrid personality changes when drunk.
I flew her out with me to a friends wedding in Colarado and the night before the wedding she got ****faced and was refused service at the bar of the restaurant we were in.
This was my fault of course (seemingly I had a word with the barman ... I didn't).
It took me forever to get her back to the hotel where she ripped down the curtains and threw a chair through the plasterboard of the wall.
She then locked herself in the the bathroom screaming that she was going to flood the place.
I got her to open the door, and stepped in, she flung herself at me and hit me in the eye 3-4 times, and then get this, rammed a used tampon she'd just removed into my mouth!I left the room and her and got another room
She seemingly munched a load of xanax and passed out.

Once I got settled in the new room I booked her on the first flight out of denver back to New Jersey and called her mother to pick her up.

Next morning she was still drunk when I let myself into the room but was all love-y.
That changed when I packed up her bags told her to be ready in 10 minutes and meet me out front in the car.

Drove her to the airport and dumped her there and then

The next few weeks were a bit of a pain with her calling me with everything from, "I'm pregnant" to "I'm going to kill myself"

Heres the trick fellas when it comes to the suicide threats, call their mothers and explain your concern, it shuts them right up, you won't get that empty threat again.

I felt like such a caricature at the wedding, the only Irish guy there and I had a black eye (and bloody mouth.....)

Did get me hole from a nice sympathetic Jewish girl that night though, so not a total loss

Would you not have brushed your teeth and used mouthwash dude? :pac:

djk1000 · 25-11-2011 04:49PM

Kiera wrote: »

Ah i was only taking the piss but i'll say it for all the lads in here... POGTFO

+1 :-)

smodgley · 25-11-2011 04:51PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

I had an affair with a woman a few years ago. When the affair finished, she made my life a nightmare, slashing her wrists to get my attention, then claiming to be pregnant with my kid.

She then showed up at my house when I wasn't there - I was selling it at the time & she was pretending to be a buyer. After that, I had to move, but she kept calling me, then found my new place & poured acid on my car.

It got really bad when she kidnapped my daughter.

When I got her back, she tried to kill me & the police had her hospitalised.

But she got out, broke into my home & tried to kill my wife as she was taking a bath. I managed to stop her & as we fought, my wife shot her & she died.

True story.

you forgot the part where she boiled the rabbit

Brendog · 25-11-2011 04:59PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

I had an affair with a woman a few years ago. When the affair finished, she made my life a nightmare, slashing her wrists to get my attention, then claiming to be pregnant with my kid.

She then showed up at my house when I wasn't there - I was selling it at the time & she was pretending to be a buyer. After that, I had to move, but she kept calling me, then found my new place & poured acid on my car.

It got really bad when she kidnapped my daughter.

When I got her back, she tried to kill me & the police had her hospitalised.

But she got out, broke into my home & tried to kill my wife as she was taking a bath. I managed to stop her & as we fought, my wife shot her & she died.

True story.

What film is that? saw it recently but can't remember the name

smodgley · 25-11-2011 05:07PM

fatal attraction

Captain Darling · 25-11-2011 05:08PM

Brendog wrote: »

What film is that? saw it recently but can't remember the name

The bus that couldnt stop?

smash · 25-11-2011 05:13PM

I broke up a chick once and like a month later she text to see how I was and asked had I got back with my ex. I said yes and she went fkn mental... sending me text messages she meant to send to her sisters etc. Asking me how I could do it to her and all this crap. I tried to ignore her but then she emailed me, and then sent me facebook messages. Then told me she loved me, then apologised, then got abusive again. That was around 2 years ago and the last time I heard from her was 3 weeks ago where she send me a message again on facebook to basically tell me I'd broken her heart and I was an asshole.

She's a nutcase. If she does it again I'll get a bloody restraining order!

Jaxxy · 25-11-2011 05:15PM

smash wrote: »

I broke up a chick once and like a month later she text to see how I was and asked had I got back with my ex. I said yes and she went fkn mental... sending me text messages she meant to send to her sisters etc. Asking me how I could do it to her and all this crap. I tried to ignore her but then she emailed me, and then sent me facebook messages. Then told me she loved me, then apologised, then got abusive again. That was around 2 years ago and the last time I heard from her was 3 weeks ago where she send me a message again on facebook to basically tell me I'd broken her heart and I was an asshole.

She's a nutcase. If she does it again I'll get a bloody restraining order!

Block her on Facebook and blacklist her number!

44leto · 25-11-2011 05:18PM

I know a guy who was working in Germany met a girl at a bar went back to what he thought was a hostel, slept with her and discovered the next morning the place was an asylum. She was a patient, but he never realised.

I never asked if he seen her again.

Captain Darling · 25-11-2011 05:20PM

44leto wrote: »

I know a guy who was working in Germany met a girl at a bar went back to what he thought was a hostel, slept with her and discovered the next morning the place was an asylum. She was a patient, but he never realised.

I never asked if he seen her again.

She was a genuine lunatic. Had the paperwork to prove it.

44leto · 25-11-2011 05:26PM

Captain Darling wrote: »

She was a genuine lunatic. Had the paperwork to prove it.

To go to bed with that guy DEFO.

He said she was nice, she was in there for depression or something like that. Obviously it wasn't a secure unit, otherwise they wouldn't have let HIM back out.

OldPeculier · 25-11-2011 05:32PM

smash wrote: »

I broke up a chick once

I see where you may have gone wrong, is that where the username came from?:D

dollyk · 25-11-2011 05:38PM

My ex came to our home and took the T.V,
in the middle of his 4 kids watching cartoons :mad:
Because it was his.
this was years ago when 1 t.v in the house was the norm.

so i rang his wife

who knew nothing about us,
And she bought me a new one.

That really happened ...oh the naive 80s for me.

mattjack · 25-11-2011 05:39PM

djk1000 wrote: »

I had a girlfriend once that was insanely jealous, checking my phone, flipping out if I looked at another woman. At parties, if she spotted any girl I knew that she judged to be attractive, the rest of the evening would be me convincing her that she was prettier and that I would never be with anyone else. Towards the end of the relationship I didn't have any female friends left.

Anyhoo, we broke up and it turns out that she was with more than one other guy during our relationship. The irony!!!

On another note, I've realised over the last 20 years or so of dating and girlfriends, that all women are at least a little bit crazy. Most of the time its endearing, makes life interesting and makes relationships worthwhile. Sometimes though the crazy goes a little bit to far..

just a little ?

veryangryman · 25-11-2011 05:40PM

Paully D wrote: »

Have any of you got any good stories to share about lunatic ex partners over the years?

Yes. I think the real idiot is the person who dates them in the first place.

So me!

Agent J · 25-11-2011 05:42PM

OldGoat wrote: »

I've found, through a series of partnerships, that it is infinatly better to be the psychotic one in the relationship.

Wait. This is an option ?????

hooradiation · 25-11-2011 05:48PM

LighterGuy wrote: »

Just as well you ended it so.
IMO sleeping with a woman while fully aware she has a boyfriend or worse still, a husband, justifies a beating.

pff, it's not my problem if she's straying.

All that energy and effort for a 'beating' would be better spent being less shit at being a husband/boyfriend.

Mike 1972 · 25-11-2011 05:56PM

All my exes have been lunatics

Sure theyd have to have been to have gone out with me in the first place :pac:

HalloweenJack · 25-11-2011 06:14PM

Had one ex who is bat**** insane. She did some odd things in the past but this was the straw that broke the camel's back.

At a time when I was living in a foreign country and she was, supposedly, in a long-term relationship with another guy, I get a phonecall telling me to meet her at the airport, that she had come over to see me. When I told her I didn't believe her, she starts getting all abusive and then bursts out crying. So I went to the airport and rang her when I got there. Then she tells me that she's already booked a return flight home and she's all checked in and can't come back through security, etc.

Cut off contact with her after that, it was way too much. I blocked her on Facebook so she created another Facebook account and sent me a message from there, so I had to block that one too.

To this day, I don't actually know if she was really at the airport or not.

Jaxxy · 25-11-2011 06:20PM

HalloweenJack wrote: »

Had one ex who is bat**** insane. She did some odd things in the past but this was the straw that broke the camel's back.

At a time when I was living in a foreign country and she was, supposedly, in a long-term relationship with another guy, I get a phonecall telling me to meet her at the airport, that she had come over to see me. When I told her I didn't believe her, she starts getting all abusive and then bursts out crying. So I went to the airport and rang her when I got there. Then she tells me that she's already booked a return flight home and she's all checked in and can't come back through security, etc.

Cut off contact with her after that, it was way too much. I blocked her on Facebook so she created another Facebook account and sent me a message from there, so I had to block that one too.

To this day, I don't actually know if she was really at the airport or not.

I'd say not, she was probably just gauging your reaction to her sudden "arrival". You can just walk back through the airport, I did it in JFK when I was there for a transfer and wanted a smoke. You don't book a flight to a foreign country and then book another one back the next minute. Or at least, no rational person does!

This thread is great. I thought I had crazy exes!

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