Hands down your pants...

manlad · 21-11-2011 04:13PM #1

I developed a terrible habit of sticking my hands down by trackies. It gets worse when I'm on the telephone. My mother told me I'm a disgusting human being. I've told her lots of guys do it...

Do you?

chin_grin · 21-11-2011 04:14PM

Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii bud!

Saila · 21-11-2011 04:14PM

only in front of girls I dont know on the street when they are walking towards me

Fishooks12 · 21-11-2011 04:14PM

I generally don't do it unless I'm in my local district court showing contempt for "the filth"

The Internet Explorer · 21-11-2011 04:15PM

Bitches love disgusting human beings.

Snakeblood · 21-11-2011 04:15PM

manlad wrote: »

I developed a terrible habit of sticking my hands down by trackies. It gets worse when I'm on the telephone. My mother told me I'm a disgusting human being. I've told her lots of guys do it...

Do you?

You're the worst person.

corktina · 21-11-2011 04:16PM

oh hands down YOUR pants, I thought you meant MY pants.

Just checked, there are no hands down my pants, but you'll never guess what I found!:eek:

CardBordWindow · 21-11-2011 04:16PM

DON'T YOU HATE PANTS??

That_Guy · 21-11-2011 04:16PM

manlad wrote: »

I developed a terrible habit of sticking my hands down by trackies. It gets worse when I'm on the telephone. My mother told me I'm a disgusting human being. I've told her lots of guys do it...

Do you?

I hope you weren't on the phone to your mam with your hands down there.

Unavailable for Comment · 21-11-2011 04:17PM

manlad wrote: »

I developed a terrible habit of sticking my hands down by trackies. It gets worse when I'm on the telephone. My mother told me I'm a disgusting human being. I've told her lots of guys do it...

Do you?

I can honestly say my hands have never gone near your pants. Still I can understand you need to ask if loads of guys are. . .

manlad · 21-11-2011 04:17PM

chin_grin wrote: »

Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii bud!

sorry when I mentioned trackies I meant all forms of trouser clothing. Just for the record I'm not a scumbag.

I'm rich, rich beyond my wildest dreams (i'm on the dole, though I have a degree in marketing, just cant get a god damn job, bluffers degree)

Snakeblood · 21-11-2011 04:18PM

manlad wrote: »

sorry when I mentioned trackies I meant all forms of trouser clothing. Just for the record I'm not a scumbag.

I'm rich, rich beyond my wildest dreams (i'm on the dole, though I have a degree in marketing, just cant get a god damn job, bluffers degree)

Take your hands out of your ****ing pants during the interviews.

Kylo Ren · 21-11-2011 04:18PM

Do you smell your fingers after?

Fishooks12 · 21-11-2011 04:19PM

manlad wrote: »

sorry when I mentioned trackies I meant all forms of trouser clothing. Just for the record I'm not a scumbag.

I'm rich, rich beyond my wildest dreams (i'm on the dole, though I have a degree in marketing, just cant get a god damn job, bluffers degree)

Maybe keep the hands out of the pants during interviews

Fishooks12 · 21-11-2011 04:19PM

Snakeblood wrote: »

Take your hands out of your ****ing pants during the interviews.

awww snap

aaronjumper · 21-11-2011 04:19PM

Other than to adjust myself no.

One of my friends does this
and I think it's kind of weird.

jester77 · 21-11-2011 04:20PM

manlad wrote: »

sorry when I mentioned trackies I meant all forms of trouser clothing. Just for the record I'm not a scumbag.

I'm rich, rich beyond my wildest dreams (i'm on the dole, though I have a degree in marketing, just cant get a god damn job, bluffers degree)

You really should try keeping your hands out of your pants during interviews, just focus on them being naked instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT9hIW8sjJg

manlad · 21-11-2011 04:21PM

I don't do it walking down the street which I have seen. Just while I'm chillin watching t.v (no porn) and on the mobile.

Teyla Emmagan · 21-11-2011 04:21PM

Your mother is right.

Fishooks12 · 21-11-2011 04:22PM

manlad wrote: »

I don't do it walking down the street which I have seen. Just while I'm chillin watching t.v (no porn) and on the mobile.

This right here is how we know you're a dirtbag

You definitely watch copious amounts of pornography

The King of Moo · 21-11-2011 04:24PM

That's where you're hiding the phone you stole from me! :pac:

saywhatyousee · 21-11-2011 04:24PM

Yeah i do it a bit aswell op its warm down there :P

manlad · 21-11-2011 04:25PM

Fishooks12 wrote: »

This right here is how we know you're a dirtbag

You definitely watch copious amounts of pornography

does be hard to pass time on the dole.

stupidusername · 21-11-2011 04:25PM

I was just telling a friend the other night that I used to do this all the time when I was on the phone.and down my top. My whole family do it actually. Nothing sexual to it,just habit.

Immaculate Pasta · 21-11-2011 04:26PM

manlad wrote: »

I developed a terrible habit of sticking my hands down by trackies. It gets worse when I'm on the telephone. My mother told me I'm a disgusting human being. I've told her lots of guys do it...

Do you?

I think you're the worst human being I have ever come across :cool:

charlemont · 21-11-2011 04:28PM

Starry Bud Lets git sum odds fur sum Dutch Gold :rolleyes:

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Teyla Emmagan · 21-11-2011 04:28PM

Why don't you just get yourself a pair of pants with a BELT, one you can't get your grubby little hands under?

Irish Guitarist · 21-11-2011 04:29PM

Wear jeans. It will take more effort to get your hands down them.

ejmaztec · 21-11-2011 04:30PM

Keno 92 wrote: »

Do you smell your fingers after?

I expect everyone in his house can smell his fingers when they need to use the phone.

manlad · 21-11-2011 04:32PM

ejmaztec wrote: »

I expect everyone in his house can smell his fingers when they need to use the phone.

Mobile phone brah. The dog goes wild for a wee whiff though.

Captain Darling · 21-11-2011 04:33PM

Do you tuck your tracksuit into your socks as well?

Hands down your pants...

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