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Hands down your pants...

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  • 21-11-2011 5:13pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 472 ✭✭


    I developed a terrible habit of sticking my hands down by trackies. It gets worse when I'm on the telephone. My mother told me I'm a disgusting human being. I've told her lots of guys do it...

    Do you?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii bud!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    only in front of girls I dont know on the street when they are walking towards me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,318 ✭✭✭Fishooks12


    I generally don't do it unless I'm in my local district court showing contempt for "the filth"


  • Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭The Internet Explorer


    Bitches love disgusting human beings.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    manlad wrote: »
    I developed a terrible habit of sticking my hands down by trackies. It gets worse when I'm on the telephone. My mother told me I'm a disgusting human being. I've told her lots of guys do it...

    Do you?

    You're the worst person.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    oh hands down YOUR pants, I thought you meant MY pants.

    Just checked, there are no hands down my pants, but you'll never guess what I found!:eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,191 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    DON'T YOU HATE PANTS??


  • Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    manlad wrote: »
    I developed a terrible habit of sticking my hands down by trackies. It gets worse when I'm on the telephone. My mother told me I'm a disgusting human being. I've told her lots of guys do it...

    Do you?

    I hope you weren't on the phone to your mam with your hands down there.


  • Registered Users Posts: 217 ✭✭Unavailable for Comment


    manlad wrote: »
    I developed a terrible habit of sticking my hands down by trackies. It gets worse when I'm on the telephone. My mother told me I'm a disgusting human being. I've told her lots of guys do it...

    Do you?

    I can honestly say my hands have never gone near your pants. Still I can understand you need to ask if loads of guys are. . .


  • Registered Users Posts: 472 ✭✭manlad


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii bud!

    sorry when I mentioned trackies I meant all forms of trouser clothing. Just for the record I'm not a scumbag.

    I'm rich, rich beyond my wildest dreams (i'm on the dole, though I have a degree in marketing, just cant get a god damn job, bluffers degree)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    manlad wrote: »
    sorry when I mentioned trackies I meant all forms of trouser clothing. Just for the record I'm not a scumbag.

    I'm rich, rich beyond my wildest dreams (i'm on the dole, though I have a degree in marketing, just cant get a god damn job, bluffers degree)

    Take your hands out of your ****ing pants during the interviews.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    Do you smell your fingers after?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,318 ✭✭✭Fishooks12


    manlad wrote: »
    sorry when I mentioned trackies I meant all forms of trouser clothing. Just for the record I'm not a scumbag.

    I'm rich, rich beyond my wildest dreams (i'm on the dole, though I have a degree in marketing, just cant get a god damn job, bluffers degree)

    Maybe keep the hands out of the pants during interviews


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,318 ✭✭✭Fishooks12


    Snakeblood wrote: »
    Take your hands out of your ****ing pants during the interviews.


    awww snap


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Other than to adjust myself no.

    One of my friends does this
    and I think it's kind of weird.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    manlad wrote: »
    sorry when I mentioned trackies I meant all forms of trouser clothing. Just for the record I'm not a scumbag.

    I'm rich, rich beyond my wildest dreams (i'm on the dole, though I have a degree in marketing, just cant get a god damn job, bluffers degree)

    You really should try keeping your hands out of your pants during interviews, just focus on them being naked instead.



  • Registered Users Posts: 472 ✭✭manlad


    I don't do it walking down the street which I have seen. Just while I'm chillin watching t.v (no porn) and on the mobile.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Your mother is right.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,318 ✭✭✭Fishooks12


    manlad wrote: »
    I don't do it walking down the street which I have seen. Just while I'm chillin watching t.v (no porn) and on the mobile.

    This right here is how we know you're a dirtbag

    You definitely watch copious amounts of pornography


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    That's where you're hiding the phone you stole from me! :pac:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,511 ✭✭✭saywhatyousee


    Yeah i do it a bit aswell op its warm down there :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 472 ✭✭manlad


    Fishooks12 wrote: »
    This right here is how we know you're a dirtbag

    You definitely watch copious amounts of pornography

    does be hard to pass time on the dole.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    I was just telling a friend the other night that I used to do this all the time when I was on the phone.and down my top. My whole family do it actually. Nothing sexual to it,just habit.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    manlad wrote: »
    I developed a terrible habit of sticking my hands down by trackies. It gets worse when I'm on the telephone. My mother told me I'm a disgusting human being. I've told her lots of guys do it...

    Do you?

    I think you're the worst human being I have ever come across :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    Starry Bud Lets git sum odds fur sum Dutch Gold :rolleyes:

    xat1GVnl8-k&feature=related


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Why don't you just get yourself a pair of pants with a BELT, one you can't get your grubby little hands under?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    Wear jeans. It will take more effort to get your hands down them.


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,996 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Keno 92 wrote: »
    Do you smell your fingers after?

    I expect everyone in his house can smell his fingers when they need to use the phone.


  • Registered Users Posts: 472 ✭✭manlad


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    I expect everyone in his house can smell his fingers when they need to use the phone.

    Mobile phone brah. The dog goes wild for a wee whiff though.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Do you tuck your tracksuit into your socks as well?


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