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Niallwithaz · 07-11-2011 07:56PM

A guy I'm friends with posted this the other day, obviously just after the big big movie:
"Free Willy gets me everytime.

"

I lol'd...

optogirl · 10-11-2011 02:23PM

This today '
To every single one of you who are on my friends list, I enjoy catching up. I enjoy hearing about you and your family, the good news and support during the Dark times. I am not only glad to count you as my friend but also as family. Let's see who actually pays attention. If you like this post, copy this as your status for just a minute. I'll be watching to see who actually does cherish family and friendship.

For jaysus' sake

AnonoBoy · 10-11-2011 02:27PM

optogirl wrote: »

This today '
To every single one of you who are on my friends list, I enjoy catching up. I enjoy hearing about you and your family, the good news and support during the Dark times. I am not only glad to count you as my friend but also as family. Let's see who actually pays attention. If you like this post, copy this as your status for just a minute. I'll be watching to see who actually does cherish family and friendship.

For jaysus' sake

Translation:

I am a desperate attention whore. I cannot be alone for more than two minutes without worrying that everyone hates me. Therefore I will now be using technology to reassure myself that I am not hated. However even if you do copy my post I will lie awake at night and wonder did you only do it because I asked you to. Tell me I'm special. PLEASE! NOTICE ME WORLD!!! NOTICE ME!!!!!!

Fluorescence · 10-11-2011 02:27PM

This shite masquerading as "awareness" again:

Ok Ladies, Young and “mature”… it’s that time again…Breast Cancer Awareness! DO NOT TELL ANY MAN WHAT YOUR STATUS MEANS!
Copy and paste this message and forward it to all of your friends. Let’s see if we can spark things up as on previous occasions. The idea will work around month and date of birth.
First, select your month of birth from the list below. liswrite: I am going to live in (Blank... A) for (Blank months. If your birthday is October 21, you will write…”I am going to live in Amsterdam for 21 months!”☺ Thanks for joining us and confusing men more! Remember to copy this message and smaend it via PM to lots more women!!

January Chile
February London
March Miami
April Dominican Republic
May France
June St. Petersburg
July Austria
August Germany
September Holland
October Amsterdam
November Las Vegas
December Colombia

foxyboxer · 10-11-2011 02:30PM

optogirl wrote: »

This today '
To every single one of you who are on my friends list, I enjoy catching up. I enjoy hearing about you and your family, the good news and support during the Dark times. I am not only glad to count you as my friend but also as family. Let's see who actually pays attention. If you like this post, copy this as your status for just a minute. I'll be watching to see who actually does cherish family and friendship.

For jaysus' sake

:rolleyes:

You're not right in the head if you need to use Facebook for an ego boost.

marcbrophy · 10-11-2011 03:03PM

fluorescence wrote: »

This shite masquerading as "awareness" again:

This type of crap annoys me!
It's not creating any awareness of anything, especially when no one has a clue what they are on about!

And to make things worse, they start this crap in November, when October is breast cancer awareness month!! :mad:

Loopy · 10-11-2011 03:57PM

Radio DJ says one day 'competition listeners, 1st caller to ring in with a word that's used in everyday life but not in the dictionary wins an all expenses paid weekend in a luxury hotel of their choosing'...... 1st caller. 'hello caller, what's your word?' 'GOAN'... 'GOAN, i've never heard of that how could that be used in everyday talk?'.... GOAN ASK ME BOLLIX. dj immediately hangs up 'sorry listeners we often get crank callers like that.... next caller, line 2 hello caller what's your word?' 'SMEE'. 'SMEE? how would you use that in everyday language?' SMEE AGAIN GOAN AND ASK ME BOLLIX

I lolled

vangoz · 10-11-2011 04:37PM

Here is a quick one

"Funniest ting ever heard on a session....ur man said **** me phne is broke i said y wat hapend it mate and he said dutch gold spilt al over my buttons"

floutingmaxims · 10-11-2011 04:59PM

Statuses like this annoy me no end

Such and such
..is scheduling a hangover for tomorrow.
NO ONE WANTS A HANGOVER! Yes go get drunk but if you are scheduling a hangover surely there's something gone wrong! I don't find these types of thing funny in the slightest or "Im sorry to my liver for the amount of damage i'll be putting it through tonight". UGH. Shut up.

AgileMyth · 11-11-2011 12:03AM

Sitec wrote: »

our song xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

*and she's 27

Ok I made it to 22 seconds. Can anyone better that?

Savage Tyrant · 11-11-2011 12:13AM

AgileMyth wrote: »

Ok I made it to 22 seconds. Can anyone better that?

Not even close... 13 seconds.

Aoifey! · 11-11-2011 12:41AM

Sitec wrote: »

our song xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

*and she's 27

...how can that be called a song?

PeefsPixie · 11-11-2011 12:46AM

Sitec wrote: »

our song xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

*and she's 27

Thats some bangin choon...

Professey Chin · 11-11-2011 01:05AM

AgileMyth wrote: »

Ok I made it to 22 seconds. Can anyone better that?

31. Mainly due to being frozen in horror

tvercetti · 11-11-2011 01:26AM

Creative Responses

AnonoBoy · 11-11-2011 01:52PM

Sitec wrote: »

our song xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
{****e Youtube Video removed}

*and she's 27

What sort of f*cking moron likes that sh*te?

Dravokivich · 11-11-2011 04:05PM

The amount of people getting the following wrong is amazing...

40 + 40 x 0 + 1 = ?

:eek:

languagenerd · 11-11-2011 08:34PM

fluorescence wrote: »

Remember to copy this message and smaend it via PM to lots more women!!

Is that legal? :P

Fluorescence · 12-11-2011 12:39AM

languagenerd wrote: »

Is that legal? :P

I hope not :pac:

Shanotheslayer · 12-11-2011 12:41AM

Dravokivich wrote: »

The amount of people getting the following wrong is amazing...

:eek:

Is it 41

Smokin_Aces · 12-11-2011 06:29PM

There's one I read on my FB, just to see what ****e she says next.

I suddenly encountered Paul Howard that's who is author\journalist of Ross O'Carroll-Kelly; he has been spotted at Eason in Dundrum shopping centre for an autograph - as a matter of fact I'm not a really fan of R-O'C-R but I bring myself to worship him.

I'm absolutely exhausted - ah dammit I ought to resisted the temptation to drink consumption of beverages last night! at least glad I managed to handle the horrendous hangover..

Ah yeah, we will mostly like be busted our asses to survive the flooding day as long as we can!

Now this is where she has become rather annoying.

Oh for god's sake, nightmarish assignment is stressing me out!

At least, I just have finished doing my arduous law assignment yipeeeee I'm going to eliminate the stressing.. Unfortunately, I'll doing another one on monday argh!

I'm really not looking forward to getting another assignment tomorrow! They are a bunch of nightmare...!

Fecked off evil assignments!

At least, I finally have submitted my law assignment... They are tough enough especially vile essay!

Leastwise, I've finally done my marketing assignment NOW which it's due to tomorrow - pain in the arse!

Another assignments *yawn* I will be having to summon the energy to make more effort to finish it this weekend, hopefully - moreover, I will get 4 more subject of assignments after getting my mid-term break yike!

Oh for god's sake, I fricking hate and despise amount of horrible assignments - as far as they are stressing me out little sh*t!

Leastwise, I've ALMOST done my assignment, frantically I'm going to hightail it!

Feck assignment - Roll on tomorrow! Bring on it, moreover I have no tendency to alcoholism!

Yes love, we get it. You hate assignments.

df1985 · 12-11-2011 06:50PM

"Does anyone know can you get into America on a drink driving charge?"

plein de force · 12-11-2011 06:56PM

"X factor later wid d girls cnt w8"

Duffy the Vampire Slayer · 12-11-2011 10:32PM

Hitler, JustinBieber & Eminem Went to hell. They meet the Devil sitting on his throne, he asks them why they're in hell.
Hitler. I killed 20 million poeple & caused a holocaust on the Jewish population.
Devil. Good, good. Sit to my right.
Bieber. I poisned the world of music with my little faggy voice that irritates every normal person in the world.
Devil. You're such a asshole. Well done, sit to my left. *Looks at Eminem*
& why are you here?
Eminem: Get off my throne bitch i am king dats why!!!
repost if u ♥ eminem

calabi yau · 13-11-2011 01:07AM

Posted by an old school.. Eh.. Colleague lately.

What do we want?
A cure for tourettes.
When do we want it?
Cvnt.

Made me giggle for a while.

Martyn1989 · 13-11-2011 01:39AM

"The new layout of Dunnes Cornelscourt is amazing!!"
I said it was a pointless status
I was deleted from her friends list :eek:

AhSureTisGrand · 13-11-2011 11:17AM

Smokin_Aces wrote: »

Yes love, we get it. You hate assignments.

And her English is atrocious :eek:

Eathrin · 13-11-2011 09:58PM

Does anyone else hate those people who post a new music video on their profile every day with the label "Whatta song!" or "chooon" or some sort.

Yes I get it you too listen to music, also I don't give a **** what you think is great.

gnfnrhead · 13-11-2011 10:13PM

Cian A wrote: »

Does anyone else hate those people who post a new music video on their profile every day with the label "Whatta song!" or "chooon" or some sort.

Yes I get it you too listen to music, also I don't give a **** what you think is great.

I hate when they post six or seven songs in five minutes. They are clearly not listening to them. Once a day I would be fine with. Came across a few good songs that way.

Mr. Curtains · 13-11-2011 11:28PM

Studied at eh is fas an exeptable answer??

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