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What's your opinion on blow up dolls?

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  • #62
    Richard Dower
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,634 ✭✭✭✭Richard Dower


    Only dirty perverts do this stuff.


  • #63
    Upset at work
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭Upset at work


    jackie1974 wrote: »
    Exactly what I was thinking, please give us the name of the hotel you work in so I never make the mistake of booking in there. If somebody barged in when I was half naked they'd be getting a swift kick in the balls. You need to do some customer service training before you end up in trouble.

    lol @ customer service training.

    Some guy did actually get really pissed off one time and followed me out into the corridor as soon as he pulled his boxer shorts on.

    He was rambling in some foreign language, so I basically blanked him, to which he had no real come back for.

    I rang down to reception to let them know a guy was probably gonna be making a complain soon... lol


  • #64
    Upset at work
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭Upset at work


    jackie1974 wrote: »
    Exactly what I was thinking, please give us the name of the hotel you work in so I never make the mistake of booking in there. If somebody barged in when I was half naked they'd be getting a swift kick in the balls. You need to do some customer service training before you end up in trouble.

    lol @ customer service training.

    Some guy did actually get really pissed off one time and followed me out into the corridor as soon as he pulled his boxer shorts on.

    He was rambling in some foreign language, so I basically blanked him, to which he had no real come back for.

    I rang down to reception to let them know a guy was probably gonna be making a complaint soon... lol


  • #65
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    I have no opinion on them other than what ever floats a persons boat...

    Who cares really. I dont believe it makes a person perverted and while i would not use them thats just because of my inambitions...


  • #66
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Upset at work wrote: »
    Not in my book.

    Man, this forum's got a backwards mentality...




    Read the after hours charter;) ,maybe you should have posted this in the politics forum,there is a lot of blow ups and blow ins there :D:D


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  • #67
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Upset at work wrote: »
    Because it's disgusting...

    **** is understandable.

    Creating the illusion of a real live be-atch with a plastic 3-D effigy to get jollies = potential sex offender, no?


    What about women who use plastic effigies of penises?

    Potential sex offenders, no?


  • #68
    gurramok
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    Upset at work wrote: »
    Not in my book.

    Man, this forum's got a backwards mentality...

    You're a strange poster. Why do you think its disgusting and sex offender type material?(excuse the pun)

    FFS, you invaded the mans personal space without invitation and you forget its his private business what he does in his own spare time.

    You're not a nun by any chance?


  • #69
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Upset at work wrote: »
    lol @ customer service training.

    Some guy did actually get really pissed off one time and followed me out into the corridor as soon as he pulled his boxer shorts on.

    He was rambling in some foreign language, so I basically blanked him, to which he had no real come back for.

    I rang down to reception to let them know a guy was probably gonna be making a complaint soon... lol


    :eek: So this is another time :eek: Starting to wonder here who is the perv :pac:


  • #70
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    And then this one time at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy...


  • #71
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Why do you think a blow up doll is worse than a hooker? Using a blow up doll isn't really much different than a vibrator and many women use them.

    Also, knock more.


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  • #72
    Upset at work
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭Upset at work


    realies wrote: »
    :eek: So this is another time :eek: Starting to wonder here who is the perv :pac:

    I assure you, it's totally by accident.

    It's just, once you make enough beds, and scrub enough toilets, you get into machine-mode, and absent mindedness can be inevitable.

    *knock knock*

    "house keeping!!"

    ...oh fcuk it...

    you get the idea.


  • #73
    the_monkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,557 ✭✭✭the_monkey


    pfft ... it's weird allright, I can't understand how one could get actual pleasure out of it - i mean really , a **** would be so much better !!


  • #74
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Joey the lips wrote: »
    I have no opinion on them other than what ever floats a persons boat...

    I wouldn't recommend sailing in one


  • #75
    Upset at work
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭Upset at work


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    And then this one time at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy...

    ahahahahaha

    That was a good one


  • #76
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    *barges in door*

    ha ha you wanker!



    *leaves*


  • #77
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    OP have you considered that you may not be 'accidentally' walking in on all these naked men, pleasuring themselves?


  • #78
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    FetchTheGin wrote: »
    Ah yes, the whole "my friend has had one" story.:rolleyes:

    Why can't females enjoy blowup dolls? Some sexist shiiiiiit going on there.

    Seriously I don't own a blow up doll never have and never will and I am being honest that a friend of mine has one. Wouldn't touch a blow up doll with a barge pole!


  • #79
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Tell us your real problem ??


  • #80
    Upset at work
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭Upset at work


    And for those making the point that guys+blow up dolls = women + vibrators, that point is basically moot; for the following reason.

    Women + vibrators = hot

    Men + blow up dolls = desperate

    A woman could pretty much get laid whenever.

    A guy with a blow up doll has obviously exhausted any alternate options, or has total freakin social phobia.


  • #81
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Upset at work wrote: »
    *knock knock*

    "house keeping!!"

    ...oh fcuk it...

    you get the idea.

    The bit between "house keeping!! and ...oh fcuk it... is the part you are missing... you know the part where you are supposed to wait for reply just on the off chance that the person in the room who paid to have the room to themselves & have at the very least, some privacy, actually gets what they pay for.


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  • #82
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    doovde la wrote: »
    Seriously I don't own a blow up doll never have and never will and I am being honest that a friend of mine has one. Wouldn't touch a blow up doll with a barge pole!


    Not recommended they will burst or so i am told :);):p


  • #83
    FetchTheGin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭FetchTheGin


    doovdela wrote: »
    Seriously I don't own a blow up doll never have and never will and I am being honest that a friend of mine has one. Wouldn't touch a blow up doll with a barge pole!

    That's a great nickname for your penis.


  • #84
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »
    I'm sure they'd be "tacky" after a few uses alright.

    They are tacky end of! Even never using them they are down and out tacky!:rolleyes:


  • #85
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    FetchTheGin wrote: »
    That's a great nickname for your penis.

    I am sorry I am not Male I am indeed Female! :rolleyes:


  • #86
    therewillbe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 741 ✭✭✭therewillbe


    Dont knock it til you tried it!!:D Oh Ye ,Bicycle repair kits are handy to have.


  • #87
    FetchTheGin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭FetchTheGin


    doovdela wrote: »
    They are tacky end of! Even never using them they are down and out tacky!:rolleyes:

    Sure how do you know if you've never used one.


  • #88
    FetchTheGin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭FetchTheGin


    doovdela wrote: »
    I am sorry I am not Male I am indeed Female! :rolleyes:

    But you said only males use blowup dolls:confused::confused::confused:


  • #89
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    I'm no scientist but plastic balloons and pricks are a bad combo.


  • #90
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    FetchTheGin wrote: »
    Sure how do you know if you've never used one.

    I've seen them. My friend had one for a party so I know that they are tacky despite never having used one. Wouldn't bother using one. Never mind the other plastic kind.


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  • #91
    jackie1974
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 486 ✭✭jackie1974


    doovdela wrote: »
    W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »
    I'm sure they'd be "tacky" after a few uses alright.
    They are tacky end of! Even never using them they are down and out tacky!:rolleyes:


    The lady doth protest too much










    Lol sorry couldn't resist.


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