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What's your opinion on blow up dolls?

  • 11-11-2011 09:03PM
    #1
    Upset at work
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭


    I had the unfortunate experience today, of accidentally walking in on a chap (in a hotel room), who was getting ready his blow up doll.

    The sicko gave me a lurid smile before I had time to slam the door, but it got me thinking...

    Is this guy really a total perv, or is he just catering to his masculine needs?

    I was considering the reason as to why he might not just acquire the services of a be-atch, but then I figure this guy is at least going the cost efficient root, so perhaps I shouldn't be so quick to point the finger.

    Anyways, the point is, I was for some reason, reasonably perturbed by the experience.

    I mean, here's a guy, who goes to the trouble of being in (what I presume was) a different city, perhaps country, of purchasing a hotel room for the night, and he's gonna get his jollies from an inflated piece of plastic?

    There's something amiss right there...

    There's something wrong with the whole system, if that's what some folk are reduced to...


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Comments

  • #2
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    I think they are boring bitches tbh


  • #3
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Zero Personality because they're air heads.


  • #4
    Upset at work
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭Upset at work


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    I think they are boring bitches tbh

    Yeah, you'll not get much conversation out of them, right enough.


  • #5
    the_barfly1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭the_barfly1


    It must be quite deflating to have to resort to using one id imagine


  • #6
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Upset at work wrote: »
    Yeah, you'll not get much conversation out of them, right enough.

    Ah know, btw great 1st post:D


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  • #7
    FetchTheGin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭FetchTheGin


    There is an air of desperation about that.



    /Gets coat.


  • #8
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Juliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieee! My Julie!


  • #9
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Fcukin hate hotel staff coming into the room if im there :mad:
    ........ok it wasnt me >_>


  • #10
    Upset at work
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭Upset at work


    Well, there was this one time, I actually resorted to the use of one myself.

    It was actually pretty good... and exhausting.

    She really took the air out me.


  • #11
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    When i'm really, really tired, I like to get out my Muslim blow up doll.










    (it blows itself up)


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  • #12
    boomkatalog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭boomkatalog


    Beats paying for a prostitute.


  • #13
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    They fit more snuggly in the bottom of the wardrobe than real women do.


  • #14
    Upset at work
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭Upset at work


    Enough of the bad jokes already.

    I'm actually endeavoring to tackle a reasonably serious issue here...


  • #15
    Swampy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭Swampy


    Posh ****. Why not.


  • #16
    ChunkyLover_53
    Closed Accounts Posts: 901 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover_53


    Whats the difference between Jodie Marsh & a blow up doll?

    One is a plastic sex vessel with no personality & badly done make up
    The other has an inlet valve for inflation.


  • #17
    Upset at work
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭Upset at work


    Swampy wrote: »
    Posh ****. Why not.

    Because it's disgusting...

    **** is understandable.

    Creating the illusion of a real live be-atch with a plastic 3-D effigy to get jollies = potential sex offender, no?


  • #18
    marcsignal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    Bought a cheap one on Moore Street yesterday for 10Euro, and later it burst.

    When I went back to the woman I got it from, and told her it went down on me, she immediately raised the price to 25Euro.

    :pac:


  • #19
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Upset at work wrote: »
    Because it's disgusting...

    **** is understandable.

    Creating the illusion of a real live be-atch with a plastic 3-D effigy to get jollies = potential sex offender, no?

    I'm delighted you were so upset about this incident that you signed up for Boards today and based your username on it.


  • #20
    Littlehorny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,344 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    At least he's not cheating on the missus! but still thats disgusting! does he have to clean it out after?


  • #21
    ShadowHearth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,911 ✭✭✭✭ShadowHearth


    I just love my Pamela handerson thank you very much. Cheaper running costs.


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  • #22
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Bitch got flat.


  • #23
    Upset at work
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭Upset at work


    Well, at least she'll never laugh at the size of your dong.

    That's gotta be a definite plus...


  • #24
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    My name is URL wrote: »
    They fit more snuggly in the bottom of the wardrobe than real women do.


    And there cheaper


    :o(don't believe i said that):o


  • #25
    FetchTheGin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭FetchTheGin


    realies wrote: »
    And there cheaper


    :o(don't believe i said that):o

    I know....:pac:


  • #26
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Littlehorny wrote: »
    At least he's not cheating on the missus! but still thats disgusting! does he have to clean it out after?

    no she does, thats why the OP is so disgusted


  • #27
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    There is something kind of tragic about having to go to the effort of blowing it up first. I guess it's kind of like foreplay.


  • #28
    jill_valentine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    I just wish they didn't look so creepy.


  • #29
    Upset at work
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭Upset at work


    Littlehorny wrote: »
    At least he's not cheating on the missus! but still thats disgusting! does he have to clean it out after?

    Something about the guy told me that he prob wasn't married...


  • #30
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    FYP
    A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
    Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"
    Customer says, "Female."
    Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"
    Customer says, "White."
    Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?
    Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"
    Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows herself up!"







    Going to watch match now.


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  • #31
    Littlehorny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,344 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    Saila wrote: »
    no she does, thats why the OP is so disgusted
    Ha ha hope he's not on business for a few weeks! The stench!:eek:


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