What's your opinion on blow up dolls?

Upset at work

I had the unfortunate experience today, of accidentally walking in on a chap (in a hotel room), who was getting ready his blow up doll.

The sicko gave me a lurid smile before I had time to slam the door, but it got me thinking...

Is this guy really a total perv, or is he just catering to his masculine needs?

I was considering the reason as to why he might not just acquire the services of a be-atch, but then I figure this guy is at least going the cost efficient root, so perhaps I shouldn't be so quick to point the finger.

Anyways, the point is, I was for some reason, reasonably perturbed by the experience.

I mean, here's a guy, who goes to the trouble of being in (what I presume was) a different city, perhaps country, of purchasing a hotel room for the night, and he's gonna get his jollies from an inflated piece of plastic?

There's something amiss right there...

There's something wrong with the whole system, if that's what some folk are reduced to...

John Doe1

I think they are boring bitches tbh

W.Shakes-Beer

Zero Personality because they're air heads.

Upset at work

John Doe1 wrote: »

I think they are boring bitches tbh

Yeah, you'll not get much conversation out of them, right enough.

the_barfly1

It must be quite deflating to have to resort to using one id imagine

John Doe1

Upset at work wrote: »

Yeah, you'll not get much conversation out of them, right enough.

Ah know, btw great 1st post:D

FetchTheGin

There is an air of desperation about that.



/Gets coat.

Princess Peach

Juliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieee! My Julie!

Professey Chin

Fcukin hate hotel staff coming into the room if im there :mad:
........ok it wasnt me >_>

Upset at work

Well, there was this one time, I actually resorted to the use of one myself.

It was actually pretty good... and exhausting.

She really took the air out me.

Ghandee

When i'm really, really tired, I like to get out my Muslim blow up doll.










(it blows itself up)

boomkatalog

Beats paying for a prostitute.

My name is URL

They fit more snuggly in the bottom of the wardrobe than real women do.

Upset at work

Enough of the bad jokes already.

I'm actually endeavoring to tackle a reasonably serious issue here...

Swampy

Posh ****. Why not.

ChunkyLover_53

Whats the difference between Jodie Marsh & a blow up doll?

One is a plastic sex vessel with no personality & badly done make up
The other has an inlet valve for inflation.

Upset at work

Swampy wrote: »

Posh ****. Why not.

Because it's disgusting...

**** is understandable.

Creating the illusion of a real live be-atch with a plastic 3-D effigy to get jollies = potential sex offender, no?

marcsignal

Bought a cheap one on Moore Street yesterday for 10Euro, and later it burst.

When I went back to the woman I got it from, and told her it went down on me, she immediately raised the price to 25Euro.

:pac:

Princess Peach

Upset at work wrote: »

Because it's disgusting...

**** is understandable.

Creating the illusion of a real live be-atch with a plastic 3-D effigy to get jollies = potential sex offender, no?

I'm delighted you were so upset about this incident that you signed up for Boards today and based your username on it.

Littlehorny

At least he's not cheating on the missus! but still thats disgusting! does he have to clean it out after?

ShadowHearth

I just love my Pamela handerson thank you very much. Cheaper running costs.

W.Shakes-Beer

Bitch got flat.

Upset at work

Well, at least she'll never laugh at the size of your dong.

That's gotta be a definite plus...

Sunnyisland

My name is URL wrote: »

They fit more snuggly in the bottom of the wardrobe than real women do.

And there cheaper


(don't believe i said that):o

FetchTheGin

realies wrote: »

And there cheaper


(don't believe i said that):o

I know....:pac:

Saila

Littlehorny wrote: »

At least he's not cheating on the missus! but still thats disgusting! does he have to clean it out after?

no she does, thats why the OP is so disgusted

My name is URL

There is something kind of tragic about having to go to the effort of blowing it up first. I guess it's kind of like foreplay.

jill_valentine

I just wish they didn't look so creepy.

Upset at work

Littlehorny wrote: »

At least he's not cheating on the missus! but still thats disgusting! does he have to clean it out after?

Something about the guy told me that he prob wasn't married...

Sunnyisland

FYP
A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"
Customer says, "Female."
Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"
Customer says, "White."
Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?
Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"
Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows herself up!"







Going to watch match now.

Littlehorny

Saila wrote: »

no she does, thats why the OP is so disgusted

Ha ha hope he's not on business for a few weeks! The stench!:eek:

FetchTheGin

Upset at work wrote: »

Something about the guy told me that he prob wasn't married...

Yea those blowup dolls don't mess with no married man!

*Clicks fingers in black woman fashion*

Mike 1972

Upset at work wrote: »

I was considering the reason as to why he might not just acquire the services of a be-atch, .

Because in countries where prostitution is illegal and/or heavily restricted the use of such services tends to carry all manner of risks for all parties involved and the guy may have had qualms about paying for the services of someone who may have been working against her will ?

Upset at work wrote: »

Is this guy really a total perv, or is he just catering to his masculine needs?..

Maybe he just lacked the presence of mind to lock the door just as you lacked the presence of mind to knock

AhSureTisGrand

Upset at work wrote: »

Enough of the bad jokes already.

I'm actually endeavoring to tackle a reasonably serious issue here...

I agree. How can we expect anyone to honestly air their views amidst this sort of carry on? Unfortunately these thanks whores think they are the funniest thing ever. They have such an inflated opinion of themselves

Upset at work

Seriously though.

I think most of us have missed the point of this whole thread...

Didn't anyone actually read past the title before contributing their tired attempt at humor??

W.Shakes-Beer

AhSureTisGrand wrote: »

I agree. How can we expect anyone to honestly air their views amidst this sort of carry on? Unfortunately these thanks whores think they are the funniest thing ever. They have such an inflated opinion of themselves

Blow it out your ass

FetchTheGin

Upset at work wrote: »

Seriously though.

I think most of us have missed the point of this whole thread...

Didn't anyone actually read past the title before contributing their tired attempt at humor??

I think your OP blew it.

W.Shakes-Beer

Upset at work wrote: »

Seriously though.

I think most of us have missed the point of this whole thread...

Didn't anyone actually read past the title before contributing their tired attempt at humor??

yeah i agree its been completely blown out of proportion.

starlit

Honestly. Blow up dolls are tacky!

Upset at work

Oh man...

Thread is failure.

I am shame.

FetchTheGin

doovdela wrote: »

Honestly. Blow up dolls are tacky!

Why, have you used one?

starlit

FetchTheGin wrote: »

Why, have you used one?

No, I haven't used a blow up doll, but a friend of mine has. I am female by the way and have no intention of going near a blow up doll. Tacky!

marcsignal

Upset at work

Might as well just tell a few of my other enigmatic work anecdotes.

This one time...

...I walked/barged into a room I thought was empty.

Turned out there was a half naked woman stood in the centre (lower half).

She didn't say nothing though.
She just eyeballed me.

He boyfriend was half asleep in the sack; he looked like he was coming to as I barged in.

I said, "hey bro, what's up?".

Then I made my exit, slamming the door a little too hard.

I heard the girl getting hysterical then (she was hot); I guess cause I didn't give her enough attention...

Anyways, I returned one hour later, only to find they had left me a HUGE tip.

Some people....

jackie1974

Blow up dolls I kind of understand but blow up sheep wtf?

Thrill

Upset at work wrote: »

Oh man...

Thread is failure.

I am shame.

Feeling deflated?

Saila

Upset at work wrote: »

I had the unfortunate experience today, of accidentally walking in on a chap (in a hotel room), who was getting ready his blow up doll.

The sicko gave me a lurid smile before I had time to slam the door, but it got me thinking...

Is this guy really a total perv, or is he just catering to his masculine needs?

I was considering the reason as to why he might not just acquire the services of a be-atch, but then I figure this guy is at least going the cost efficient root, so perhaps I shouldn't be so quick to point the finger.

Anyways, the point is, I was for some reason, reasonably perturbed by the experience.

I mean, here's a guy, who goes to the trouble of being in (what I presume was) a different city, perhaps country, of purchasing a hotel room for the night, and he's gonna get his jollies from an inflated piece of plastic?

There's something amiss right there...

There's something wrong with the whole system, if that's what some folk are reduced to...

he could be on business and not wanting to cheat on his wife by ****ing a blow up doll instead. everyone wins, he gets a posh '****' she doesnt get cheated on and the bonus is he gets to creep out staff at the hotel WHO WALK IN ON HIM!

FetchTheGin

doovdela wrote: »

No, I haven't used a blow up doll, but a friend of mine has. I am female by the way and have no intention of going near a blow up doll. Tacky!

Ah yes, the whole "my friend has had one" story.:rolleyes:

Why can't females enjoy blowup dolls? Some sexist shiiiiiit going on there.

Mike 1972

Upset at work wrote: »

...I walked/barged into a room I thought was empty...

Given your occupation would it not be professional of you to get into the habit of knocking on doors ?

The_Thing

Pics or GTFO

W.Shakes-Beer

doovdela wrote: »

Honestly. Blow up dolls are tacky!

I'm sure they'd be "tacky" after a few uses alright.