Films sequels they will never make

The Field 2

Set in modern day Ireland about fight for planning permission for multi-story carpark, multiplex cinema, shopping centre, 50 two-bed appartments on a field in Leenane.

passion of the christ vs alien

lethal weapon 15

(actually, I probably shouldn't rule LW 15 out! They may take it that far)

Captain Darling wrote: »

You know you've been watching too much porn when you read that as Toy Story 3 double penetration.

Wasn't that the point of the post?!!!

Michael Collins 2

Collins may be dead and laid to rest, but his death leads to 90 years of dicking around which ultimately leads to the invasion of the Germans and French.
His ghost returns and leads a ghostly fog of dead IRA men that exact horrible deaths on the invaders.
While EU leaders are attending a summit, the fog appears and cranage ensues.
There is a gratuitous sex scene at the start of this section with the Italian, French and German leaders being joined by the Irish European spokeswoman.
For audiences under 18 this has been removed and instead is a scene
showing simon cowell and louie walsh getting disembowled by an angry musician who actually can play an instrument.

After the carnage the only survivor is the Irish leader who comes out waving a piece of bloody paper declaring that the French and Germany leaders have signed over their nations to the Irish.
Collins wanted the British leader to sign over, but the Irish leader convinced him it was worth fook all nowadays.
Likewise with Greece, Spain, Portugal, Italy, etc.

The film ends showing the Irish celebrating in an Irish themed pub with the ghost of Collins seen crying outside lamenting it was all in vain.

Spaceballs 2: The quest for more money

1985

The Mist 2: Still Dead as Sh!tes

The Sound of Music 2 - Crunk's Revenge

World Trade Centre 2 - "if you build it, they will come.....in a plane....again"

The Passion of the Christ II: Dawn of the Dead: After brave Roman soldiers finally managed to defeat the powerful wizard Jesus Christ with overwhelming physical force, the Middle East can finally breath easy.
But terror will strike the streets of Jerusalem once more, as Jesus' tomb is found empty, and he's let loose to cause mayhem! No trader or money lender will be safe!
The Romans will have to go to even greater lengths to stop him, but there's one problem:

How do you kill what's already dead?


Smokes on a Plane: Samuel L. Jackson, returns as F.B.I agent Neville Flynn, getting on his first flight in four years to see his family at Christmas. But as soon as the flight takes off, he's faced with an even worse problem than a bunch of deadly snakes: an ignorant family sitting in front of him who are set to make this a flight into Hell!

SEE!! the drunk father angrily argue with the cabin crew, whose wages he claims to pay, about why he should be allowed to smoke!

HEAR!! the sound of Anger Management through headphones with the sound up just too high!

MARVEL!! at more great dialogue, such as "Get this mother****in' seat outta my mother****in' face!"



Sophie's Choice II: Dominos or Chinese.