Films sequels they will never make

cosmicfart

Rules of thread are simples, conjure up a make belief sequel to a film of you’re choice!


8 Mile II: Papa Doc's Revenge

The story continues, after B Rabbit's epic serving of them FreeWorld bítches, Clarence, aka Papa Doc, gives up going to the private school of cranbrook in order to appear more gansta in the 313. B Rabbit gets studio time and a record deal upon which he goes back to the New Detroit Stampin to hand in his notice and destroys Mike again in another rapping match up. Papa Doc's strategy to appear more gansta fails and he comes to the conclusion that he must kill B Rabbit in order to regain his respect. One Friday night at the Shelter, B Rabbit is serving up more rapping lessons to the homies and in the crowd is Papa Doc, who suddenly starts rapping away to himself and everyone stops to look at him at which point he finishes up with a “I talk the talk and walk the walk beeatch” pulls out a glock and shoots B Rabbit in the head leaving him coma for three years (He comes out the coma in the Trilogy, it hasnt been made yet). After shooting B Rabbit Papa Doc is the man again and gets all the bítches, all the hos, but will it last?

Captain Darling

The Last Waltz 2.

CardBordWindow

The Departed II

sensibleken

Last of the mohicans 2: Hey look another mohican!

Latchy

Woodstock 2...3

Snakeblood

sensibleken wrote: »

Last of the mohicans 2: Hey look another mohican!

Second Last Of The Mohicans?

Full.Duck

The death of the Incredible Hulk . . . oh wait

BBDBB

The Greater Escape

Now Thats what I call the Sound of Music II

4zn76tysfajdxp

Schindler's List II: Trouble in Nuremburg.

Sworn to revenge after the death of six millions jews in the Holocaust, Oskar Schindler (Liam Neeson) returns to exact revenge on the surviving higher-up members of the Nazi party in a holiday romp Empire magazine declares "perfect for the whole family."

Schindler's back, and he's taking names.

sensibleken

Schindlers list 2: Schindlers receipt

Edit: JINX no come backs!

Son Of A Vidic

The Return of the English Patient

dsmythy

Nothing is sacred from being 'sequelised' nor 'prequelised' OP.

old hippy

CardBordWindow wrote: »

The Departed II

The original version has 2 sequels

sensibleken

Watership up!

ctrl-alt-delete

Toy story 3DP:

Woody and the rest of the toys wander into Andy's parents bedroom, but this adventure turns to a nightmare when they meet the real Buzz and Woody, toys the likes of which they have never seen before.

BBDBB

Apocalypse Again - This Time its Serious

Captain Darling

Police Academy.

foxyboxer

What's Drinking Gilbert Grape?

Or

An Inconvenient Lie.

Captain Darling

ctrl-alt-delete wrote: »

Toy story 3DP:

You know you've been watching too much porn when you read that as Toy Story 3 double penetration.

derfderf

Master and commander: just down the road

foxyboxer

Star Wars - Episode VII - The Talented Writer-Director

old hippy

Kes 2 aka Where Eagles Don't

Rabies

Last House on the Left: The one after that

Latchy

JFK 2 . We will get to the bottom of this if it kills us...him

Gmol

The Lion, the witch & the flat pack

foxyboxer

Star Trek X - So Very Tired.



"....again with the Klingons :rolleyes:"

sensibleken

Fatal Deviation 2: Fataller deviatian lads!

Jimmy Bennett is forced out of retirement to battle a gang of drug lords led by your man in the hat in the bath and featuring Ronan Keeting, Brian McFadden and Aidan walsh as skeletor. All the while delivering devestating one liners like ' i hope you like punches'

Turtyturd

World Trade Centre II - This time it's personal.

mackeire

commando 2.

or

Tango & Cash 2.

NothingMan

Rocky XII: Adrien's Revenge.

daveyboy_1ie

Titanic 2- this time its personal

Snakeblood

Gums.

NothingMan

daveyboy_1ie wrote: »

Titanic 2- this time its personal

Eh....

4zn76tysfajdxp

Master and Commando.

While trying to rescue his kidnapped teenage daughter, Arnold Schwarzenneger's John Matrix inadvertently travels back in time onboard a sailing vessel to the early 19th centrury. Now he has only twelve hours to travel back to 1986 to save his daughter while battling his greatest enemy: scurvy.

She's running out of time. He's trapped back in time!

Turtyturd

NothingMan wrote: »

Eh....

Is that supposed to be a face on the top of the boat?

TheIrishGrover

The Passion II: The Wrath of God

36AD: It's a bad time to be a Jew. They killed his son. Now it's time for God to seek his revenge. And this won't be no Rapture. Starring Liam Neeson as God. Directed by Mel Gibson.

Gmol

daveyboy_1ie wrote: »

Titanic 2- this time its personal

there actually is a Titanic 2 which is showing on SyFy

I was intrigued but still didn't watch it

Omackeral

The Naked Gun 44 1/4 : The Quest for Never-everland.

Police Squad's Frank Drebbin is back as he tries to halt the heinous plans of the greedy mastermind Dr. Connor Murphy from usurping the throne of his ever trusting and child-like client, the King Of Pop Mr. Jefferson.

Duke Leonal Felmet

Matrix meets Inception

'Wait a minute.., Neo is in a Matrix, in THE Matrix???'

'Yep, and he ain't The One no more...'

sensibleken

Freddie got fingered vs Jason: Tom Green repeatedly hit with a machete for 2 hours.

Lord of the rings 4: Frodo and Sam are put on trial for genocide against the people of mordor. Based on the novel by John Grisham.

Backdoor bitches 2: family comedy in which 2 family dogs imagine their life as humans viewed through the backdoor of their owners home

301 Dalmations: An army of puppies must defeat the invading Persian hordes in this special effects extravaganza

Immaculate Pasta

Bloody Sunday 2 - The Sunday following Bloody Sunday. James Nesbitt is once again the star as his character is seen to be getting on with his life in Derry with his family. The film shows Nesbitt having a frustrating Sunday as he has to get up in the morning, read the Sunday papers, the kids are running round and he has to wash the car, mow the lawn and Nesbitt just thinks "Sunday Bloody Sunday!"

Turtyturd

Cash Purple Warhead wrote: »

Master and Commando.

While trying to rescue his kidnapped teenage daughter, Arnold Schwarzenneger's John Matrix inadvertently travels back in time onboard a sailing vessel to the early 19th centrury. Now he has only twelve hours to travel back to 1986 to save his daughter while battling his greatest enemy: scurvy.

She's running out of time. He's trapped back in time!

Couldn't he just enjoy his time in the 19th Century and travel back to the future at a point in time to prevent his daughter being kidnapped?...Unless of course there was a bomb attached to his boat which would detonate within twelve hours.

maudgonner

The Echo of Music

The trilogy will be completed by The Reverb of Music

saintsaltynuts

Ghostbusters 3.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Turtyturd wrote: »

Couldn't he just enjoy his time in the 19th Century and travel back to the future at a point in time to prevent his daughter being kidnapped?...Unless of course there was a bomb attached to his boat which would detonate within twelve hours.

The scurvy's gonna kill him in twelve hours. No oranges on the boat.

minidazzler

Cash Purple Warhead wrote: »

Master and Commando.

While trying to rescue his kidnapped teenage daughter, Arnold Schwarzenneger's John Matrix inadvertently travels back in time onboard a sailing vessel to the early 19th centrury. Now he has only twelve hours to travel back to 1986 to save his daughter while battling his greatest enemy: scurvy.

She's running out of time. He's trapped back in time!

Film makes no sense without the use of a space time portal that's closing fast. Otherwise he has a few dozen years to travel back.

4zn76tysfajdxp

minidazzler wrote: »

Film makes no sense without the use of a space time portal that's closing fast. Otherwise he has a few dozen years to travel back.

That's maybe why they will never make it.

Omackeral

Cash Purple Warhead wrote: »

The scurvy's gonna kill him in twelve hours. No oranges on the boat.

....until a crate of them is inexplicably sent through the Time Portal. Our hero cracks out his punchline of ''Nice to Vitamin C you'' in his heavy Austrian accent.

T-shirt sales ensue thereafter.

GAAman

sensibleken wrote: »

Freddie got fingered vs Jason: Tom Green repeatedly hit with a machete for 2 hours.

I would pay good money to see that!

ET 2- The Invasion You thought he was a friendly good natured alien? You were wrong, DEAD WRONG!!

mackeire

daveyboy_1ie wrote: »

Titanic 2- this time its personal

http://www.free-tv-video-online.me/movies/2010/titanic_ii.html

Thats my next 90 minutes sorted..

old hippy

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

Bloody Sunday 2 - The Sunday following Bloody Sunday. James Nesbitt is once again the star as his character is seen to be getting on with his life in Derry with his family. The film shows Nesbitt having a frustrating Sunday as he has to get up in the morning, read the Sunday papers, the kids are running round and he has to wash the car, mow the lawn and Nesbitt just thinks "Sunday Bloody Sunday!"

(c) Steve Coogan/Armando Iannucci