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8 Mile II: Papa Doc's Revenge

The story continues, after B Rabbit's epic serving of them FreeWorld bítches, Clarence, aka Papa Doc, gives up going to the private school of cranbrook in order to appear more gansta in the 313. B Rabbit gets studio time and a record deal upon which he goes back to the New Detroit Stampin to hand in his notice and destroys Mike again in another rapping match up. Papa Doc's strategy to appear more gansta fails and he comes to the conclusion that he must kill B Rabbit in order to regain his respect. One Friday night at the Shelter, B Rabbit is serving up more rapping lessons to the homies and in the crowd is Papa Doc, who suddenly starts rapping away to himself and everyone stops to look at him at which point he finishes up with a “I talk the talk and walk the walk beeatch” pulls out a glock and shoots B Rabbit in the head leaving him coma for three years (He comes out the coma in the Trilogy, it hasnt been made yet). After shooting B Rabbit Papa Doc is the man again and gets all the bítches, all the hos, but will it last?

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