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Films sequels they will never make

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  • #32
    Snakeblood
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    Gums.


  • #33
    NothingMan
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    daveyboy_1ie wrote: »
    Titanic 2- this time its personal


    Eh....


  • #34
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Master and Commando.

    While trying to rescue his kidnapped teenage daughter, Arnold Schwarzenneger's John Matrix inadvertently travels back in time onboard a sailing vessel to the early 19th centrury. Now he has only twelve hours to travel back to 1986 to save his daughter while battling his greatest enemy: scurvy.

    She's running out of time. He's trapped back in time!


  • #35
    Turtyturd
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    NothingMan wrote: »
    Eh....

    Is that supposed to be a face on the top of the boat?


  • #36
    TheIrishGrover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,778 ✭✭✭TheIrishGrover


    The Passion II: The Wrath of God

    36AD: It's a bad time to be a Jew. They killed his son. Now it's time for God to seek his revenge. And this won't be no Rapture. Starring Liam Neeson as God. Directed by Mel Gibson.


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  • #37
    Gmol
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    daveyboy_1ie wrote: »
    Titanic 2- this time its personal
    there actually is a Titanic 2 which is showing on SyFy

    I was intrigued but still didn't watch it


  • #38
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The Naked Gun 44 1/4 : The Quest for Never-everland.

    Police Squad's Frank Drebbin is back as he tries to halt the heinous plans of the greedy mastermind Dr. Connor Murphy from usurping the throne of his ever trusting and child-like client, the King Of Pop Mr. Jefferson.


  • #39
    Duke Leonal Felmet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,514 ✭✭✭Duke Leonal Felmet


    Matrix meets Inception

    'Wait a minute.., Neo is in a Matrix, in THE Matrix???'

    'Yep, and he ain't The One no more...'


  • #40
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    Freddie got fingered vs Jason: Tom Green repeatedly hit with a machete for 2 hours.

    Lord of the rings 4: Frodo and Sam are put on trial for genocide against the people of mordor. Based on the novel by John Grisham.

    Backdoor bitches 2: family comedy in which 2 family dogs imagine their life as humans viewed through the backdoor of their owners home

    301 Dalmations: An army of puppies must defeat the invading Persian hordes in this special effects extravaganza


  • #41
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    Bloody Sunday 2 - The Sunday following Bloody Sunday. James Nesbitt is once again the star as his character is seen to be getting on with his life in Derry with his family. The film shows Nesbitt having a frustrating Sunday as he has to get up in the morning, read the Sunday papers, the kids are running round and he has to wash the car, mow the lawn and Nesbitt just thinks "Sunday Bloody Sunday!"


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  • #42
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Cash Purple Warhead wrote: »
    Master and Commando.

    While trying to rescue his kidnapped teenage daughter, Arnold Schwarzenneger's John Matrix inadvertently travels back in time onboard a sailing vessel to the early 19th centrury. Now he has only twelve hours to travel back to 1986 to save his daughter while battling his greatest enemy: scurvy.

    She's running out of time. He's trapped back in time!

    Couldn't he just enjoy his time in the 19th Century and travel back to the future at a point in time to prevent his daughter being kidnapped?...Unless of course there was a bomb attached to his boat which would detonate within twelve hours.


  • #43
    maudgonner
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    The Echo of Music

    The trilogy will be completed by The Reverb of Music


  • #44
    saintsaltynuts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,147 ✭✭✭saintsaltynuts


    Ghostbusters 3.


  • #45
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    Couldn't he just enjoy his time in the 19th Century and travel back to the future at a point in time to prevent his daughter being kidnapped?...Unless of course there was a bomb attached to his boat which would detonate within twelve hours.

    The scurvy's gonna kill him in twelve hours. No oranges on the boat.


  • #46
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Cash Purple Warhead wrote: »
    Master and Commando.

    While trying to rescue his kidnapped teenage daughter, Arnold Schwarzenneger's John Matrix inadvertently travels back in time onboard a sailing vessel to the early 19th centrury. Now he has only twelve hours to travel back to 1986 to save his daughter while battling his greatest enemy: scurvy.

    She's running out of time. He's trapped back in time!

    Film makes no sense without the use of a space time portal that's closing fast. Otherwise he has a few dozen years to travel back.


  • #47
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Film makes no sense without the use of a space time portal that's closing fast. Otherwise he has a few dozen years to travel back.
    That's maybe why they will never make it.


  • #48
    [Deleted User]
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    Cash Purple Warhead wrote: »
    The scurvy's gonna kill him in twelve hours. No oranges on the boat.


    ....until a crate of them is inexplicably sent through the Time Portal. Our hero cracks out his punchline of ''Nice to Vitamin C you'' in his heavy Austrian accent.

    T-shirt sales ensue thereafter.


  • #49
    GAAman
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    sensibleken wrote: »
    Freddie got fingered vs Jason: Tom Green repeatedly hit with a machete for 2 hours.

    I would pay good money to see that!

    ET 2- The Invasion You thought he was a friendly good natured alien? You were wrong, DEAD WRONG!!


  • #50
    mackeire
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    daveyboy_1ie wrote: »
    Titanic 2- this time its personal

    http://www.free-tv-video-online.me/movies/2010/titanic_ii.html

    Thats my next 90 minutes sorted..


  • #51
    old hippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    Immaculate Pasta wrote: »
    Bloody Sunday 2 - The Sunday following Bloody Sunday. James Nesbitt is once again the star as his character is seen to be getting on with his life in Derry with his family. The film shows Nesbitt having a frustrating Sunday as he has to get up in the morning, read the Sunday papers, the kids are running round and he has to wash the car, mow the lawn and Nesbitt just thinks "Sunday Bloody Sunday!"

    (c) Steve Coogan/Armando Iannucci ;)


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  • #52
    minidazzler
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    Cash Purple Warhead wrote: »
    That's maybe why they will never make it.

    I'd like to see Arnie living the simple seafaring life. Rum sodomy and the lash and all that....wait, that sounds like a bad porno, he already did one of those.


  • #53
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Irreversible 2: The Reversing.

    Don't even ask....


  • #54
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,343 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    The Greatest Story Ever Told: The Return

    Final Destination DLXXVII


  • #55
    spider guardian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 884 ✭✭✭spider guardian


    Rocky Balboa 2


  • #56
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    The Day after Independence Day: A documentary focusing on the rebuilding of cities destroyed by Aliens. Will Smith appears in the background selling Converse.


  • #57
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Animal farm 2

    (no animals were fcuked hurt during the making of this movie)


  • #58
    Ledger
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    Passion of The Christ 2: Crucify This!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKS-ngwU0jA









    EDIT: anyone help here? sorry ha


  • #59
    irishejit
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    A Boxing Day Carol:

    Ebeneezer Scrooge spends the whole day with indigestion, eating Rennies and watching bad TV re-runs. Blames the Xmas eve experience on bad cheese eaten earlier that day and reverts to his old ways.


  • #60
    Sticky_Fingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Sticky_Fingers


    Back Back to the Future

    A 50 year old Marty returns with Doc to the 1950's where his unfortunate medical condition starts new dance craze.


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  • #61
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ordinary Decent Criminals with Somewhat Believable Accents.

    Kevin Spacey is forced to apologise to every underworld figure in the Greater Dublin Area for his atrocious efforts with all things Dublinese. Scenes include our Kev visiting Mountjoy Prison and even Glasnevin Cemetery in a bid to make amends for his embarrassing faux pas. Will Rasher and his crew of undesirables accept this plastic Paddy's sincereity?


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