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8 Mile II: Papa Doc's Revenge

The story continues, after B Rabbit's epic serving of them FreeWorld bítches, Clarence, aka Papa Doc, gives up going to the private school of cranbrook in order to appear more gansta in the 313. B Rabbit gets studio time and a record deal upon which he goes back to the New Detroit Stampin to hand in his notice and destroys Mike again in another rapping match up. Papa Doc's strategy to appear more gansta fails and he comes to the conclusion that he must kill B Rabbit in order to regain his respect. One Friday night at the Shelter, B Rabbit is serving up more rapping lessons to the homies and in the crowd is Papa Doc, who suddenly starts rapping away to himself and everyone stops to look at him at which point he finishes up with a “I talk the talk and walk the walk beeatch” pulls out a glock and shoots B Rabbit in the head leaving him coma for three years (He comes out the coma in the Trilogy, it hasnt been made yet). After shooting B Rabbit Papa Doc is the man again and gets all the bítches, all the hos, but will it last?

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Snakeblood

Gums.

NothingMan

daveyboy_1ie wrote: »

Titanic 2- this time its personal

Eh....

4zn76tysfajdxp

Master and Commando.

While trying to rescue his kidnapped teenage daughter, Arnold Schwarzenneger's John Matrix inadvertently travels back in time onboard a sailing vessel to the early 19th centrury. Now he has only twelve hours to travel back to 1986 to save his daughter while battling his greatest enemy: scurvy.

She's running out of time. He's trapped back in time!

Turtyturd

NothingMan wrote: »

Eh....

Is that supposed to be a face on the top of the boat?

TheIrishGrover

The Passion II: The Wrath of God

36AD: It's a bad time to be a Jew. They killed his son. Now it's time for God to seek his revenge. And this won't be no Rapture. Starring Liam Neeson as God. Directed by Mel Gibson.

Gmol

daveyboy_1ie wrote: »

Titanic 2- this time its personal

there actually is a Titanic 2 which is showing on SyFy

I was intrigued but still didn't watch it

[Deleted User]

The Naked Gun 44 1/4 : The Quest for Never-everland.

Police Squad's Frank Drebbin is back as he tries to halt the heinous plans of the greedy mastermind Dr. Connor Murphy from usurping the throne of his ever trusting and child-like client, the King Of Pop Mr. Jefferson.

Duke Leonal Felmet

Matrix meets Inception

'Wait a minute.., Neo is in a Matrix, in THE Matrix???'

'Yep, and he ain't The One no more...'

sensibleken

Freddie got fingered vs Jason: Tom Green repeatedly hit with a machete for 2 hours.

Lord of the rings 4: Frodo and Sam are put on trial for genocide against the people of mordor. Based on the novel by John Grisham.

Backdoor bitches 2: family comedy in which 2 family dogs imagine their life as humans viewed through the backdoor of their owners home

301 Dalmations: An army of puppies must defeat the invading Persian hordes in this special effects extravaganza

Immaculate Pasta

Bloody Sunday 2 - The Sunday following Bloody Sunday. James Nesbitt is once again the star as his character is seen to be getting on with his life in Derry with his family. The film shows Nesbitt having a frustrating Sunday as he has to get up in the morning, read the Sunday papers, the kids are running round and he has to wash the car, mow the lawn and Nesbitt just thinks "Sunday Bloody Sunday!"

Turtyturd

Cash Purple Warhead wrote: »

Master and Commando.

While trying to rescue his kidnapped teenage daughter, Arnold Schwarzenneger's John Matrix inadvertently travels back in time onboard a sailing vessel to the early 19th centrury. Now he has only twelve hours to travel back to 1986 to save his daughter while battling his greatest enemy: scurvy.

She's running out of time. He's trapped back in time!

Couldn't he just enjoy his time in the 19th Century and travel back to the future at a point in time to prevent his daughter being kidnapped?...Unless of course there was a bomb attached to his boat which would detonate within twelve hours.

maudgonner

The Echo of Music

The trilogy will be completed by The Reverb of Music

saintsaltynuts

Ghostbusters 3.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Turtyturd wrote: »

Couldn't he just enjoy his time in the 19th Century and travel back to the future at a point in time to prevent his daughter being kidnapped?...Unless of course there was a bomb attached to his boat which would detonate within twelve hours.

The scurvy's gonna kill him in twelve hours. No oranges on the boat.

minidazzler

Cash Purple Warhead wrote: »

Master and Commando.

While trying to rescue his kidnapped teenage daughter, Arnold Schwarzenneger's John Matrix inadvertently travels back in time onboard a sailing vessel to the early 19th centrury. Now he has only twelve hours to travel back to 1986 to save his daughter while battling his greatest enemy: scurvy.

She's running out of time. He's trapped back in time!

Film makes no sense without the use of a space time portal that's closing fast. Otherwise he has a few dozen years to travel back.

4zn76tysfajdxp

minidazzler wrote: »

Film makes no sense without the use of a space time portal that's closing fast. Otherwise he has a few dozen years to travel back.

That's maybe why they will never make it.

[Deleted User]

Cash Purple Warhead wrote: »

The scurvy's gonna kill him in twelve hours. No oranges on the boat.

....until a crate of them is inexplicably sent through the Time Portal. Our hero cracks out his punchline of ''Nice to Vitamin C you'' in his heavy Austrian accent.

T-shirt sales ensue thereafter.

GAAman

sensibleken wrote: »

Freddie got fingered vs Jason: Tom Green repeatedly hit with a machete for 2 hours.

I would pay good money to see that!

ET 2- The Invasion You thought he was a friendly good natured alien? You were wrong, DEAD WRONG!!

mackeire

daveyboy_1ie wrote: »

Titanic 2- this time its personal

http://www.free-tv-video-online.me/movies/2010/titanic_ii.html

Thats my next 90 minutes sorted..

old hippy

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

Bloody Sunday 2 - The Sunday following Bloody Sunday. James Nesbitt is once again the star as his character is seen to be getting on with his life in Derry with his family. The film shows Nesbitt having a frustrating Sunday as he has to get up in the morning, read the Sunday papers, the kids are running round and he has to wash the car, mow the lawn and Nesbitt just thinks "Sunday Bloody Sunday!"

minidazzler

Cash Purple Warhead wrote: »

That's maybe why they will never make it.

I'd like to see Arnie living the simple seafaring life. Rum sodomy and the lash and all that....wait, that sounds like a bad porno, he already did one of those.

AnonoBoy

Irreversible 2: The Reversing.

Don't even ask....

Pherekydes

The Greatest Story Ever Told: The Return

Final Destination DLXXVII

spider guardian

Rocky Balboa 2

Turtyturd

The Day after Independence Day: A documentary focusing on the rebuilding of cities destroyed by Aliens. Will Smith appears in the background selling Converse.

Ghandee

Animal farm 2

(no animals were fcuked hurt during the making of this movie)

Ledger

Passion of The Christ 2: Crucify This!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKS-ngwU0jA

EDIT: anyone help here? sorry ha

irishejit

A Boxing Day Carol:

Ebeneezer Scrooge spends the whole day with indigestion, eating Rennies and watching bad TV re-runs. Blames the Xmas eve experience on bad cheese eaten earlier that day and reverts to his old ways.

Sticky_Fingers

Back Back to the Future

A 50 year old Marty returns with Doc to the 1950's where his unfortunate medical condition starts new dance craze.

[Deleted User]

Ordinary Decent Criminals with Somewhat Believable Accents.

Kevin Spacey is forced to apologise to every underworld figure in the Greater Dublin Area for his atrocious efforts with all things Dublinese. Scenes include our Kev visiting Mountjoy Prison and even Glasnevin Cemetery in a bid to make amends for his embarrassing faux pas. Will Rasher and his crew of undesirables accept this plastic Paddy's sincereity?