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What's the most idiotic comment you've ever heard?

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  • 02-11-2011 3:09pm
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    lazygal
    Registered Users Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭


    For me its any taxi drive banter, especially all the ones giving out that they paid €100k for a plate and now they're broke.


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    CarMe
    Registered Users Posts: 677 ✭✭✭CarMe


    People who were on the dole during the boom giving out about foreigners taking our jobs!


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    livinonaprayer
    Registered Users Posts: 54 ✭✭livinonaprayer


    For me, it's those Irish people who say "actually, I quite like the Queen!"


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    livinonaprayer wrote: »
    For me, it's those Irish people who say "actually, I quite like the Queen!"
    This.


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    Noffles
    Registered Users Posts: 1,549 ✭✭✭Noffles


    livinonaprayer wrote: »
    For me, it's those Irish people who say "actually, I quite like the Queen!"

    This...


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    Antomus Prime
    Registered Users Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭Antomus Prime


    Me and one of my friends were driving to wicklow last weekend and we had Green Day on shuffle on the ipod. We were both saying that we hope they do a gig again soon. He said they better because the last time he saw them they mainly played a load of their own stuff and not much from 21st Centuary Breakdown, and then went on to say that he was delighted it was the old stuff though cause, and I quote him here, "If I hear American Idiot again I'm gonna Sh*t my pants!!"......... I thought it was hilarious... aparently being angry these days means you **** your pants!!! lol


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    batistuta9
    Registered Users Posts: 8,099 ✭✭✭batistuta9


    guy i know in a pub one night 'who invented the telephone anyway? George Michael wasn't it' he wasn't drunk either


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    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    A former colleague and insufferable know-it-all (while actually knowing nothing) upon hearing "Stuck in the Middle With You" by Stealer's Wheel on the radio:

    "Ah the Beatles, there hasn't been a better band since!"


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    Insane Rambling
    Registered Users Posts: 245 ✭✭Insane Rambling


    That there are more Porsches in Greece than taxpayers declaring 50,000 euro incomes !


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    Johnny D. Mudd
    Registered Users Posts: 211 ✭✭Johnny D. Mudd


    CarMe wrote: »
    People who were on the dole during the boom giving out about foreigners taking our jobs!

    "Now I couldn't be bothered gettin' off me hole to go and find work but I hate dose bleedin' fordeners comin over here and takin' our jobs."


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Antomus Prime wrote: »
    Me and one of my friends were driving to wicklow last weekend and we had Green Day on shuffle on the ipod. We were both saying that we hope they do a gig again soon.

    This as well.


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    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    "...if I was the CEO of Wall Street, I wouldn't care about the protesters, in fact, I wouldn't be able to even hear what they are saying on the top floor of my building." Overheard on the bus.


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    Antomus Prime
    Registered Users Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭Antomus Prime


    Tristan Round Riffraff wrote: »
    This as well.

    Not a fan I take it......


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    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    Anytime something is 'political correctness gone mad'


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    Iang87
    Registered Users Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭Iang87


    i once said after gettin a burger in mcdonalds in america that its bigger than the one at home. It was a quarter pounder


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    Badgermonkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    On Boards?

    This:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=72221774&postcount=92


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    mathie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭mathie


    batistuta9 wrote: »
    guy i know in a pub one night 'who invented the telephone anyway? George Michael wasn't it' he wasn't drunk either

    What an idiot.
    Everyone knows it was George Michaels.


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    mathie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭mathie


    Tristan Round Riffraff wrote: »
    This.

    This.


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    Dudess
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    The King of Moo wrote: »
    A former colleague and insufferable know-it-all (while actually knowing nothing) upon hearing "Stuck in the Middle With You" by Stealer's Wheel on the radio:

    "Ah the Beatles, there hasn't been a better band since!"
    I was playing The Ballad Of John & Yoko by The Beatles one time and a guy said "You like Stealer's Wheel?" They are kinda similar songs... :)


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    Iang87
    Registered Users Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭Iang87


    Badgermonkey wrote: »
    On Boards?

    This:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=72221774&postcount=92

    haha i love how his profile is banned


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    al28283
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭al28283


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=75258017&postcount=18

    That


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    Jaxxy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    Some awfully grand, full of his own importance, loving the sound of his own voice individual pontificating to an audience of his wife and two daughters having breakfast at a restaurant in Lanzarote. At the end of his "lecture" (which was basically just him spouting his very closed-minded opinions, all followed by him obnoxiously bellowing out "FACT!" after the delivery of them) a bird landed close by.

    Daughter 1: Omg! Is that a pigeon?
    Father: Yes. They carry vermin you know.

    Wasn't even a pigeon.


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    Linoge
    Registered Users Posts: 1,790 ✭✭✭Linoge


    I don't know why my tea is gone so cold so quickly - I boiled the kettle 3 times!


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    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Dudess wrote: »
    I was playing The Ballad Of John & Yoko by The Beatles one time and a guy said "You like Stealer's Wheel?" They are kinda similar songs... :)

    Hhm, I'm starting to worry that they're right and they actually are the same band! :eek:


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    Antomus Prime
    Registered Users Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭Antomus Prime


    Jaxxy wrote: »
    Some awfully grand, full of his own importance, loving the sound of his own voice individual pontificating to an audience of his wife and two daughters having breakfast at a restaurant in Lanzarote. At the end of his "lecture" (which was basically just him spouting his very closed-minded opinions, all followed by him obnoxiously bellowing out "FACT!" after the delivery of them) a bird landed close by.

    Daughter 1: Omg! Is that a pigeon?
    Father: Yes. They carry vermin you know.

    Wasn't even a pigeon.

    I know a few people like that!! Absolute Aresh*oles!!!!


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    paky
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,138 ✭✭✭paky


    the stupidist comment i hear time and time again is ''i hate the way some people can eat what they want and not put on weight''.


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    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Jaxxy wrote: »
    Daughter 1: Omg! Is that a pigeon?
    Father: Yes. They carry vermin you know.

    Wasn't even a pigeon.

    What the fúck is happening to that shark in your avatar? :eek:


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    Antomus Prime
    Registered Users Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭Antomus Prime


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    What the fúck is happening to that shark in your avatar? :eek:

    The polar bear is hugging the shark and saying "Lets be friends".. and the sharks is saying "No"


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    Badly Drunk Boy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,473 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    For me, it's those Irish people who say "Actually, I quite like Queen!"


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    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    In a pub one guy spurted out this little gem.. while watching the highlights of a premier league match.

    "Wow, these highlights are all the best parts of the match"


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    left_behind
    Registered Users Posts: 171 ✭✭left_behind


    While on a stag in brussels 1 of the guys is being very tight with his money never getting a round and various other examples. On the second day this becomes noticeable when another 1 of the lads calls attention to this.

    Lad 1: "Your being very frugal with your money this weekend"
    Frugal lad: "What the f**k is frugal"
    3rd lad outta nowhere: "Frugal I know frugal thats your man of Lord Of The Rings"

    The slaging was good after that


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