What's the most idiotic comment you've ever heard?

lazygal

For me its any taxi drive banter, especially all the ones giving out that they paid €100k for a plate and now they're broke.

CarMe

People who were on the dole during the boom giving out about foreigners taking our jobs!

livinonaprayer

For me, it's those Irish people who say "actually, I quite like the Queen!"

4zn76tysfajdxp

livinonaprayer wrote: »

For me, it's those Irish people who say "actually, I quite like the Queen!"

This.

Noffles

livinonaprayer wrote: »

For me, it's those Irish people who say "actually, I quite like the Queen!"

This...

Antomus Prime

Me and one of my friends were driving to wicklow last weekend and we had Green Day on shuffle on the ipod. We were both saying that we hope they do a gig again soon. He said they better because the last time he saw them they mainly played a load of their own stuff and not much from 21st Centuary Breakdown, and then went on to say that he was delighted it was the old stuff though cause, and I quote him here, "If I hear American Idiot again I'm gonna Sh*t my pants!!"......... I thought it was hilarious... aparently being angry these days means you **** your pants!!! lol

batistuta9

guy i know in a pub one night 'who invented the telephone anyway? George Michael wasn't it' he wasn't drunk either

The King of Moo

A former colleague and insufferable know-it-all (while actually knowing nothing) upon hearing "Stuck in the Middle With You" by Stealer's Wheel on the radio:

"Ah the Beatles, there hasn't been a better band since!"

Insane Rambling

That there are more Porsches in Greece than taxpayers declaring 50,000 euro incomes !

Johnny D. Mudd

CarMe wrote: »

People who were on the dole during the boom giving out about foreigners taking our jobs!

"Now I couldn't be bothered gettin' off me hole to go and find work but I hate dose bleedin' fordeners comin over here and takin' our jobs."

4zn76tysfajdxp

Antomus Prime wrote: »

Me and one of my friends were driving to wicklow last weekend and we had Green Day on shuffle on the ipod. We were both saying that we hope they do a gig again soon.

This as well.

Ruu_Old

"...if I was the CEO of Wall Street, I wouldn't care about the protesters, in fact, I wouldn't be able to even hear what they are saying on the top floor of my building." Overheard on the bus.

Antomus Prime

Tristan Round Riffraff wrote: »

This as well.

Not a fan I take it......

sensibleken

Anytime something is 'political correctness gone mad'

Iang87

i once said after gettin a burger in mcdonalds in america that its bigger than the one at home. It was a quarter pounder

Badgermonkey

On Boards?

This:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=72221774&postcount=92

mathie

batistuta9 wrote: »

guy i know in a pub one night 'who invented the telephone anyway? George Michael wasn't it' he wasn't drunk either

What an idiot.
Everyone knows it was George Michaels.

mathie

Tristan Round Riffraff wrote: »

This.

This.

Dudess

The King of Moo wrote: »

A former colleague and insufferable know-it-all (while actually knowing nothing) upon hearing "Stuck in the Middle With You" by Stealer's Wheel on the radio:

"Ah the Beatles, there hasn't been a better band since!"

I was playing The Ballad Of John & Yoko by The Beatles one time and a guy said "You like Stealer's Wheel?" They are kinda similar songs...

Iang87

Badgermonkey wrote: »

On Boards?

This:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=72221774&postcount=92

haha i love how his profile is banned

al28283

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=75258017&postcount=18

That

Jaxxy

Some awfully grand, full of his own importance, loving the sound of his own voice individual pontificating to an audience of his wife and two daughters having breakfast at a restaurant in Lanzarote. At the end of his "lecture" (which was basically just him spouting his very closed-minded opinions, all followed by him obnoxiously bellowing out "FACT!" after the delivery of them) a bird landed close by.

Daughter 1: Omg! Is that a pigeon?
Father: Yes. They carry vermin you know.

Wasn't even a pigeon.

Linoge

I don't know why my tea is gone so cold so quickly - I boiled the kettle 3 times!

The King of Moo

Dudess wrote: »

I was playing The Ballad Of John & Yoko by The Beatles one time and a guy said "You like Stealer's Wheel?" They are kinda similar songs...

Hhm, I'm starting to worry that they're right and they actually are the same band! :eek:

Antomus Prime

Jaxxy wrote: »

Some awfully grand, full of his own importance, loving the sound of his own voice individual pontificating to an audience of his wife and two daughters having breakfast at a restaurant in Lanzarote. At the end of his "lecture" (which was basically just him spouting his very closed-minded opinions, all followed by him obnoxiously bellowing out "FACT!" after the delivery of them) a bird landed close by.

Daughter 1: Omg! Is that a pigeon?
Father: Yes. They carry vermin you know.

Wasn't even a pigeon.

I know a few people like that!! Absolute Aresh*oles!!!!

paky

the stupidist comment i hear time and time again is ''i hate the way some people can eat what they want and not put on weight''.

Gummy Panda

Jaxxy wrote: »

Daughter 1: Omg! Is that a pigeon?
Father: Yes. They carry vermin you know.

Wasn't even a pigeon.

What the fúck is happening to that shark in your avatar? :eek:

Antomus Prime

Gummy Panda wrote: »

What the fúck is happening to that shark in your avatar? :eek:

The polar bear is hugging the shark and saying "Lets be friends".. and the sharks is saying "No"

Badly Drunk Boy

For me, it's those Irish people who say "Actually, I quite like Queen!"

Sykk

In a pub one guy spurted out this little gem.. while watching the highlights of a premier league match.

"Wow, these highlights are all the best parts of the match"

left_behind

While on a stag in brussels 1 of the guys is being very tight with his money never getting a round and various other examples. On the second day this becomes noticeable when another 1 of the lads calls attention to this.

Lad 1: "Your being very frugal with your money this weekend"
Frugal lad: "What the f**k is frugal"
3rd lad outta nowhere: "Frugal I know frugal thats your man of Lord Of The Rings"

The slaging was good after that

al28283

livinonaprayer wrote: »

For me, it's those Irish people who say "actually, I quite like the Queen!"

Irish people who say that are not a comment

Jaxxy

Antomus Prime wrote: »

Gummy Panda wrote: »

What the fúck is happening to that shark in your avatar? :eek:

The polar bear is hugging the shark and saying "Lets be friends".. and the sharks is saying "No"

That's a ****in manatee Anto!

Kasabian

Anything Frada posts.

who the fug

I do not accept that

Captain Darling

Bertie telling us that there would be only a slight dip in the economy and ah shhhure we'd be great.

Snivelling little bollocks.

Shane-KornSpace

overheard a customer saying this:
''wait? What? I have to wait two weeks for delivery AND pay for the delivery?! That's is outrageous!!''

the groutch

"you're lucky to have a job"

Shane-KornSpace

Oh and a friend of mine said to be one day ''I'm only half dyslexic''.

AnamGlas

Anything from Gay Mitchell really.

the groutch

AnamGlas wrote: »

Anything from Gay Mitchell really.

or Dana

Napper Hawkins

the groutch wrote: »

"you're lucky to have a job"

There's a few Aviva employees who would disagree with you.

mathie

"Lisbon for jobs"

the groutch

"we've turned a corner"

4zn76tysfajdxp

Kasabian wrote: »

Anything Frada posts.

Anything?

Bruthal

Iang87 wrote: »

i once said after gettin a burger in mcdonalds in america that its bigger than the one at home. It was a quarter pounder

Maybe it was, how many seats did it have?:pac:

Chuck Stone

Are those real birds?

Hundreds of Seagulls on a roof.

AnamGlas

Tristan Round Riffraff wrote: »

Anything?

This.

Giselle

''How do you spell 'Go'?''

From a grad student.

Arts, of course.:P

Ms. Captain M

Why would anyone want to go fishing for flies.

death1234567

The late Brian Lenihan telling us "We've turned the corner".