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What's the most idiotic comment you've ever heard?

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    #32
    al28283
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭al28283


    livinonaprayer wrote: »
    For me, it's those Irish people who say "actually, I quite like the Queen!"

    Irish people who say that are not a comment


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    #33
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    Antomus Prime wrote: »
    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    What the fúck is happening to that shark in your avatar? :eek:

    The polar bear is hugging the shark and saying "Lets be friends".. and the sharks is saying "No"

    That's a ****in manatee Anto!


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    #34
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Anything Frada posts.


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    #35
    who the fug
    Registered Users Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    I do not accept that


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    #36
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Bertie telling us that there would be only a slight dip in the economy and ah shhhure we'd be great.

    Snivelling little bollocks.


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    #37
    Shane-KornSpace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭Shane-KornSpace


    overheard a customer saying this:
    ''wait? What? I have to wait two weeks for delivery AND pay for the delivery?! That's is outrageous!!''


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    #38
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    "you're lucky to have a job"


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    #39
    Shane-KornSpace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭Shane-KornSpace


    Oh and a friend of mine said to be one day ''I'm only half dyslexic''.


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    #40
    AnamGlas
    Registered Users Posts: 593 ✭✭✭AnamGlas


    Anything from Gay Mitchell really.


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    #41
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    AnamGlas wrote: »
    Anything from Gay Mitchell really.

    or Dana


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    #42
    Napper Hawkins
    Registered Users Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    the groutch wrote: »
    "you're lucky to have a job"

    There's a few Aviva employees who would disagree with you.


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    #43
    mathie
    Registered Users Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭mathie


    "Lisbon for jobs"


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    #44
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    "we've turned a corner"


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    #45
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Kasabian wrote: »
    Anything Frada posts.
    Anything?


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    #46
    Bruthal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    Iang87 wrote: »
    i once said after gettin a burger in mcdonalds in america that its bigger than the one at home. It was a quarter pounder

    Maybe it was, how many seats did it have?:pac:


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    #47
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Are those real birds?

    Hundreds of Seagulls on a roof.


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    #48
    AnamGlas
    Registered Users Posts: 593 ✭✭✭AnamGlas


    Tristan Round Riffraff wrote: »
    Anything?
    This.


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    #49
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    ''How do you spell 'Go'?''

    From a grad student.

    Arts, of course.:P


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    #50
    Ms. Captain M
    Registered Users Posts: 316 ✭✭Ms. Captain M


    Why would anyone want to go fishing for flies.


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    #51
    death1234567
    Registered Users Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭death1234567


    The late Brian Lenihan telling us "We've turned the corner".


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    #52
    jackie1974
    Registered Users Posts: 486 ✭✭jackie1974


    When I was pregnant I was eating rennies for heartburn when the girl I was with turned around and said 'youd want to stop eating those things or the baby will come out with a white crust on its head, happened to my friend' I was speechless, did she really think what we ate went in our mouths, we swallowed and it fell onto the babys head.


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    #53
    Achtung! Bono
    Registered Users Posts: 85 ✭✭Achtung! Bono


    Overheard in a cafe in london.

    11 year old daughter: "I really want to read the book"

    Father: (guffaws) "why would you want to read the book when you can just watch the film?"


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    #54
    tbh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    her: "What is this button for?"
    Me: "I can't see it, what does it say?"
    her" "Onoff"


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    #55
    Antomus Prime
    Registered Users Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭Antomus Prime


    Jaxxy wrote: »
    That's a ****in manatee Anto!

    Please!! Everyone knows manatee's aren't real!!! :p


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    #56
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Kasabian wrote: »
    Anything Tristan Round Riffraff posts.
    Tristan Round Riffraff wrote: »
    Anything?
    AnamGlas wrote: »
    This.

    AnamGlas got there first.

    Is an infraction a badge of honour?
    I shall treat it as if it is :)


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    #57
    Oranage2
    Registered Users Posts: 11,131 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Anyone remember the black lad's head being found in the canal -

    Well my nanny goes "be careful going with black girls because chopping off heads is a tradition"

    Well a week later it turned out to be the scissor sisters and I told her i should be careful going with girls from Tallaght!


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    #58
    narfsnonsense
    Registered Users Posts: 262 ✭✭narfsnonsense


    From a very excited 18 year old English girl in Australia to a table full of drunk and stoned backpackers

    "Oh my God, guess what......Dame Edna's a man"


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    #59
    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    "ozhdgyiibbbbvvvv" by me....there now


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    #60
    4leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    Someone is making allegations about me and if I catch the alligator I am going to burst them.


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    #61
    Duff
    Registered Users Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭Duff


    ''Can cows see in the dark, you know, like night vision?''


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