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Good Christ I'm ****ting it!

  • 23-10-2011 11:38PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,318 ✭✭✭


    Ok, heres what happened


    I'm on co-op in Ballina Mayo but I live in Tipp. I was home for the weekend and was on the connecting train from Manulla Junction to Ballina, a 30 minute journey.

    Things started to get weird about ten minutes from Ballina

    The train was fairly empty and I was occupying a seat with no-one around me apart from a lady in her early 40s in the seats across from me.

    Then this guy, black hair, shaggy and unshaven wearing a chequered shirt and carrying a supervalu shopping bag makes his way down the carriage towards us and sits in the seat next to the woman.

    He's about 20 or 21 and carrying a small can of Guinness. At first I thought he was just drunk but it was when he started to ask the woman for a lighter things got even weirder.


    She didn't have one and neither did I. I thought upon finding this out he'd take the hint and leave the woman alone but instead he sat there trying to make weird small talk.

    I looked over and noticed a white powder dripping out of his nose. He was clearly on coke.

    Then things started getting even weirder.

    He took a €50 note from the shopping bag and wiped the coke off his nose with it. He then took a box of Butlers chocolates out of the bag and tried to give it to the woman who politely refused. It was clear at this stage how uncomfortable she was but I decided not to intervene given we were nearly in Ballina and he wasn't being aggressive, more weird.

    He took what must have been at least €1,500 in crumpled up 50s out of his shopping bag and started to carelessly count them on the table. By the end of the counting there was about €400 on the floor around him which he picked up and stuffed back in the bag. Just before we got into Ballina he started offering me and the woman a fifty each which we both declined. Then he said he was leaving a 50 on the seat for the "bus driver".

    We got off the train and watched him walk across the road to Paddy Jordans pub where he started to try and talk to an old man on the phone at the door. I presumed that he would be set straight in the pub and started walking up the road behind the train station to my flat.

    The flat is about half a mile up the road. the road is a cul de sac after about a mile and never busy aswell as being dark.

    Usually I get a taxi but considering it wasn't raining and I didn't have much luggage I decided to walk home.

    On the way I rang my girlfriend to tell her about the drugged up man on the train. Still on the phone chatting to her about 100 yards from my landladies house (my flats out the back) I turned around around to see the man from the train about 100 yards behind jogging after me in the midddle of the road.

    I immediately shat myself six ways to Sunday and hung up the phone. When he noticed I'd spotted him he stopped running.

    I sprinted around the bend and into the lane-way of the house. I got into my flat and locked the door and have been sitting here ****ting it since!

    Rang the landlady to warn her too by the way

    Was anyone else on the Heuston to Westport train this evening and did they notice this guy? The first time I saw him was when he came down the woman on the connecting train to Ballina.

    Genuinely terrified and doubt I'll sleep. Sorry if the story of what happened isn't written very well but I've been typing in a hurry!


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    Could be on a cocktail of drugs. His behaviour sounded more like he was on yoks. Could have been MDMA powder on his nose.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭michael999999


    Its not F*ckin scarface your in for f*ck sake!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭up for anything


    Why don't you phone the local gardaí and tell them the story. The chap sounds like he's a danger to himself or others, and people in the neighbourhood might not be in the habit of locking their doors. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,318 ✭✭✭Fishooks12


    Why don't you phone the local gardaí and tell them the story. The chap sounds like he's a danger to himself or others, and people in the neighbourhood might not be in the habit of locking their doors. :(


    Done!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    Why don't you phone the local gardaí and tell them the story. The chap sounds like he's a danger to himself or others, and people in the neighbourhood might not be in the habit of locking their doors. :(

    I wouldn't get the guards involved. He has a load of money and drugs. If he is done for it he knows where you live.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    He was probably running after you to offer you more money. You shoulda stayed put.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 149 ✭✭Artur Foden


    Update the post in the morning, if you don't we will assume you have been murdered and will get the guards over to yer gaff


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    was there some acid involved before your train journey?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    You usually get a taxi for a half a mile? Jesus.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,722 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Em, you could've got €50 out of it!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 475 ✭✭manlad


    I expected a big finish to that story after reading it all. I'm disappointed and your easily frightened.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Why didn't you take €50 off him? Wish I had come across him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,318 ✭✭✭Fishooks12


    woodoo wrote: »
    I wouldn't get the guards involved. He has a load of money and drugs. If he is done for it he knows where you live.

    He wasn't scummy though

    I even got the vibe that he was very camp

    I remember he told the woman he was a student nurse too

    He was also fairly weedy

    That still didn't make me less scared when I saw him running after me though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭up for anything


    woodoo wrote: »
    I wouldn't get the guards involved. He has a load of money and drugs. If he is done for it he knows where you live.

    I would imagine that they would either just tidy him up off the street, or preferably keep him a few days to find out what the story is with him. Either way he sounds so out of it that I doubt he would be able to find his way to the OP's residence again.

    The saying goes something like this... "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing".


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    He offered you a 50 and you said no?

    Bah!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,318 ✭✭✭Fishooks12


    MrJoeSoap wrote: »
    You usually get a taxi for a half a mile? Jesus.


    I usually have a lot of heavy luggage and shopping and it's often pissing rain in Mayo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    To be honest, he probably thought he was just being friendly, even though it didn't come across that way. He's probably forgotten about you by this stage and off trying to make new friends. Just keep your door locked and it should be okay.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    I haven't seen too many people on coke give away money :D

    Must have been on something else.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 851 ✭✭✭celticcrash


    I would have invited him back to the flat. Shovel in to the back of his skull.
    Take the greens and dumped hes ass out side on the road and than phone the guards.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭laoch na mona


    a lad of his tits scared you
    you have clearly never been in tipp town


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,318 ✭✭✭Fishooks12


    Aoifey! wrote: »
    To be honest, he probably thought he was just being friendly, even though it didn't come across that way. He's probably forgotten about you by this stage and off trying to make new friends. Just keep your door locked and it should be okay.

    The road behind the train station is very isolated and dark

    That's what made it all the weirder

    I hate to think where he is now because I wouldn't want him to hurt himself either

    Plus it's pissing rain out now and gale force winds


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Fishooks12 wrote: »
    He wasn't scummy though

    I even got the vibe that he was very camp

    He was also fairly weedy

    That still didn't make me less scared when I saw him running after me though
    Was it David Norris by any chance?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,318 ✭✭✭Fishooks12


    Was it David Norris by any chance?

    Norris aint weedy! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Fishooks12 wrote: »
    The road behind the train station is very isolated and dark

    That's what made it all the weirder

    I hate to think where he is now because I wouldn't want him to hurt himself either

    Plus it's pissing rain out now and gale force winds
    You said you called the Gards, right? If so then you've done all you can do, try not to worry too much.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭laoch na mona


    bag of yokes party on :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    just dont say "hang on Ill be back in a minute" in this thread anywhere


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    Yeah i'd say he is off rambling to someone else by now. Forget about it. If he was in the state where he is offering strangers free money he won't remember that much tomorrow.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,325 ✭✭✭✭ArmaniJeanss


    You are no James Bond.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Fishooks12 wrote: »
    Norris aint weedy! :D
    I've no idea what weedy means.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 773 ✭✭✭Wetai


    He wanted to give you a hug.


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