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Sykk · 2011-10-11 12:33:35

I watched a documentary on Coca Cola the other day and the guy who put the tops of the cans into the machine was called the "Technical Operator of Tinworks" or something. A girl on facebook updated her work to "Fashion and beauty consultant". She sells jumpers and tops in a clothes shop. Anyone else got some funny bloated…

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#62 12-10-2011 02:28PM

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I worked in Microsoft a few years ago and there was a lad who had the grand title of "Director of Story Telling"

he used to mail out some positive news stories from staff within the MS empire once a week

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#63 12-10-2011 02:29PM

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Pharmaceutical salesman, (a drug pusher)

A private social worker, (a pimp)

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#64 12-10-2011 02:35PM

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merchandise replenishment associate = packing shelves in Tesco

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#65 12-10-2011 02:47PM

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A hydrocarbon dispenser at a fuel deposit depot.

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#66 07-12-2011 10:28PM

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pleece oficer

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